the jowls are not what they seem
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link
nobody leaks on bannon's treason
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 14 July 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link
The illustrations accompanying this weekend's NYT Magazine cover story about the WH were quite amusing inasmuch as they depicted everyone as recognizably human except for Bannon, who looked like a vomit-drenched carpet wadded up and stuffed into a suit.
― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, July 18, 2017 12:05 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 10:57 (six years ago) link
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a56426/steve-bannon-devils-bargain/
― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
'an impotent melting pepperoni-and-cheese sculpture of vigo the carpathian'
from this piece about jared kushner which also mentions 'single-use communications director and spiral-eyed maniac anthony scaramucci'
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 08:38 (six years ago) link
tfw u get a monster herpes outbreak and have to wait a week until u can selfsucc again pic.twitter.com/MOV86aDI8Y— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) August 14, 2017
― j., Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:50 (six years ago) link
Good lord. It looks like he is literally decaying.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
a sentient liverspot
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:22 (six years ago) link
it's not real though - http://www.theonion.com/graphic/nervous-steve-bannon-binge-eats-entire-class-inter-56645
― StanM, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link
we know. it's still funny tho
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
What's enhanced about it though? Just the red on the mouth or did they do more?
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link
they actually removed some guts and human intestines from his mouth
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
Found the original. It's only slightly less bad.
https://a3.fanbread.com/uploads/blog/featured_image/82140/large_cropped_GettyImages-670749464.jpg
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link
yeah I mean the sad eyes are still there
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link
He looks like he spends his downtime submerged in a vat of pickle brine.
― Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:36 (six years ago) link
Someone forgot he was in crisper for months because he was obscured by all of the fresher things on top.
― Evan, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link
he looks like he's thinking 'how come i never came up with donnie three-Ks?'
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link
Jesus has everyone seen the pic of this guy covered in blood!
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:57 (six years ago) link
Just as Sta-Puft is composed of the foodstuff of which he's also the mascot, so too is Bannon the Cottage Cheese and Tapenade Man.
― Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link
fan of robert kuttner http://prospect.org/article/steve-bannon-unrepentant
― j., Thursday, 17 August 2017 00:06 (six years ago) link
its amazing to me how people in trump world orbit think that democrats will do anything to help trump short of maybe pissing on him if he was on fire
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 17 August 2017 00:10 (six years ago) link
Curtis heard the same stories of porn, drugs, and debauchery over and over again.
“Each person gave accounts that the house was used to film pornography, had a constant flow of men, women — and even children — at the house and that blatant drug use was occurring at all hours of the night and day,” Curtis said.
http://shareblue.com/steve-bannons-porn-and-meth-house-you-have-no-idea-what-kind-of-evil-stuff-went-on/#.WZWo2VE9ZpQ.twitter
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 17 August 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link
Same sources close to Bannon have offered both accounts to me, @jeffzeleny, @Acosta over last 14 hours https://t.co/Y82q7a7yyT— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) August 17, 2017
― j., Thursday, 17 August 2017 20:29 (six years ago) link
What
― Treeship, Thursday, 17 August 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
someone on tumblr said "it looks like Steve Bannon has the suds" and when I googled what this might mean I almost died pic.twitter.com/k43EA4IVMV— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) August 16, 2017
― frogbs, Thursday, 17 August 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link
someone's decided to torpedo bannon finally then i guess?
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 August 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link
Is that story true? Did he cook meth and allow people to film porn in his house (presumably with drug addicts)? The article implies even worse stuff happened there... the word "evil" is repeated a bunch of times.
― Treeship, Thursday, 17 August 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link
Bannon does seem.... classically debauched, but still.
There is so much foreboding in that article.
― Treeship, Thursday, 17 August 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
I don't think shareblue is a particularly good source. If it's true, someone else is bound to pick it up at some point.
― Frederik B, Thursday, 17 August 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link
it doesn't matter
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 August 2017 21:07 (six years ago) link
"the discarded skin-suit used by the alien from men in black" - seth meyers
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Friday, 18 August 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link
Just say he look like Rosie o Donnell and move on with yr lives, damn
― sleepingbag, Friday, 18 August 2017 03:34 (six years ago) link
we've already got one deems dude, no need to cosplay as another
― Neanderthal, Friday, 18 August 2017 04:39 (six years ago) link
I even named Steve one of the Ten Worst Dressed Men in the World in the 2015 Mr. Stone’s International Best and Worst Dressed List.
http://dailycaller.com/2017/08/17/bannons-time-is-up/
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 August 2017 11:57 (six years ago) link
"His departure may seem turbulent in the media, but inside it will be very smooth. He has no projects or responsibilities to hand off."
https://www.axios.com/white-house-review-nears-end-officials-expect-bannon-firing-2474443198.html
All part of the Sarkovian circus probs.
― nashwan, Friday, 18 August 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link
man he's going to throw so many bombs if he gets canned
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 18 August 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link
let the bomb-throwing commence :)
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 August 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
Shaved Garfield Without Garfield
― Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 August 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link
is that bannon meth porn story true? seriously weird. the mention of bank of ireland had me googling to find out the connection, apparently his ex-wife is from limerick, where my parents are from. a former "rose of tralee" - a sort of "miss ireland" contest as parodied in the comedy show father ted's "lovely girls" event.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 18 August 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link
sorry just saw the suggestion it may not be true. the site did look iffy.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 18 August 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Wpn3dFrEs
Bannon is goneI hope he's drifting out to seaHe always loved to swim awayMaybe he'll find an islandWith a shaded treeJust like the one in our backyard
― clemenza, Saturday, 19 August 2017 01:19 (six years ago) link
“The Trump presidency that we fought for, and won, is over,” Bannon said Friday, shortly after confirming his departure. “We still have a huge movement, and we will make something of this Trump presidency. But that presidency is over. It’ll be something else. And there’ll be all kinds of fights, and there’ll be good days and bad days, but that presidency is over.”
http://www.weeklystandard.com/bannon-the-trump-presidency-that-we-fought-for-and-won-is-over./article/2009355
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 19 August 2017 03:02 (six years ago) link
Breitbart's war on the Trump administration, carried out in the name of "Trumpism," will be quite a thinf.
― Treeship, Saturday, 19 August 2017 04:42 (six years ago) link
A thing even.
― Treeship, Saturday, 19 August 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link
bannon's huge movement
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 August 2017 06:43 (six years ago) link
he looks like the coroner of Margaritaville— Jake Currie (@jakecurrie) January 30, 2017
― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Saturday, 19 August 2017 12:37 (six years ago) link
pouring one out for Steve Bannon pic.twitter.com/Rqeozyej7D— Clifford Vickrey (@cliffordvickrey) August 19, 2017
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 August 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link
Not sure if I'd be more or less disgusted without the miscellaneous black dots on the left leg. On the one hand they offer a measure of distraction from the totality of the thing, on the other hand eww.
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 August 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link
Create your own Steve Bannon action figure by simply drawing two eyes & a mouth on some mouldy Spam. pic.twitter.com/vi58muYcmL— Glenn (@Frackpong) August 18, 2017
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Sunday, 20 August 2017 13:08 (six years ago) link
OK there's like a whole bunch of blogs about people trying to figure out what tf to do with a whole chicken that comes in a can
― As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Sunday, 20 August 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link