it closes for like an hour and a half for "lunch" in the middle of the day
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 6 July 2017 20:58 (six years ago) link
I always wonder where these horrible post offices are I keep reading about and I guess the answer is LA
Nobody mails anything any more, I feel like every post office I've been in this decade has been empty, no line, friendly clerks seemingly happy to have something to do
Also tbh I too would take a 1.5 hr lunch break if the rest of my day were racists rolling their eyes at me
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 6 July 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link
haha thanks badg
I typed that and thought "oh jesus I'm a horrible racist now" and popped back in
― mh, Thursday, 6 July 2017 21:07 (six years ago) link
I also just wanna say that I had a great fucking lunch today because of a long, informative, and highly complimentary Yelp review of a restaurant a block from me in the unfamiliar neighborhood where I was working, so sometimes people that YELP are godlike heroes
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 6 July 2017 21:07 (six years ago) link
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, July 6, 2017 10:06 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i assume this is what serving Yelpers anywhere must be like
― nomar, Thursday, 6 July 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link
it's almost a given on yelp now that lengthy detailed bad reviews are written by the most annoying, garbage people patrons imo. and so much of it is 'did this place kiss my ass completely? yes they showered me with attention 5 stars! no they treated me like a customer and gave me what i asked for but did not tell me to have a nice day 1 star'
if there's 20 bad/average reviews that mention a long wait, I'll take notice but at this point I'm just going there to find a menu and when they're open
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 July 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link
he doesn't need to be racist about it though.
This is such a wonderful last sentence for pretty much every post ever made, ever.
― Austin, Friday, 7 July 2017 01:09 (six years ago) link
Because why not.
― he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Friday, 7 July 2017 16:19 (six years ago) link
i went to that post office today and it was satisfactory
― assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 7 July 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link
They have rats and horrible service do not eat here !I've been here 4 times and first time was nice second my food took forever and everything was sticky , third one of the employees dropped my bagel and tried to give it to me and 4 ( I was dragged in by my friend ) we seen a rat and complain to health department. I told the manager and he said they aren't rats ?????? THENWHATARETHOSE! Never again take your money else where
― 👁 (am0n), Monday, 17 July 2017 01:16 (six years ago) link
My experience has been a not to good , the food is over priced by twice the price , markets in the area such as eddies is more convenient. Also, I think I'm gonna cal the health department due to meat I purchase that was labeled meat and made me and my family very ill unfortunately , I which I had a better review but just looking out for everyone ! BEAWARE OF THE MEAT
― 👁 (am0n), Monday, 17 July 2017 01:17 (six years ago) link
TS: "?????? THENWHATARETHOSE!" vs. "! BEAWARE OF THE MEAT"
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 17 July 2017 02:31 (six years ago) link
two great death grips songs, can't pick
― qualx, Monday, 17 July 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link
I think I'm gonna cal the health department due to meat I purchase that was labeled meat.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 17 July 2017 05:28 (six years ago) link
How dare u label your meat as meat >:|
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 17 July 2017 05:29 (six years ago) link
tbf it's usually labeled beef or lamb or w/e
― mh, Monday, 17 July 2017 12:46 (six years ago) link
Servers were very nice, remind me of girl Annie Potts from Ghostbuster! So cute Had french toast, so yummy.Famous celebrity rapist Terry Richardson came in with very young woman. If celebrities eat here you know it must be good!
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 04:39 (six years ago) link
Ramona, CA 1 friend 1 reviewShare reviewEmbed reviewCompliment
Send messageFollow Michael J.1.0 star rating 4/9/2017"You're gonna have to speed it up" Excuse me? Did you really just say that?1. Yes I understand that there are a lot of customers, however, that does not give you the right to say that I need to hurry up.2. The only reason I was "taking a long time" is because you had to tell me the freezes aren't frozen...no big deal, right? Wrong. Because what I wanted was not available, I had to pause to consider if I wanted anything else.3. It's the busiest time right now, and you have one person working the register? Are you for reals? 4. I am a paying customer, who is very cordial and pleasant to talk to, and did not deserve to be told that I am "taking a long time." 5. Yes, I realize there are other customers, and I realize that it is busy, but that does not give anyone working in customer service the right to be rude and nasty. Honestly this isn't that big of a deal, but I kind of expect more from everyone working in any position of customer service. For all you know, I was about to buy a lot more food, but because you did not give me the time of day to express that, I was as unable to do that. Smh.
This is a review of a Taco Bell.
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 25 August 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link
sometimes i think that website is an massive, long-term hoax intended as a vehicle for elaborate self-pWnage
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 August 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link
ultimate sign of how out of touch a person is = they think retail/food service workers give the tiniest shit about how much product is sold
― qualx, Friday, 25 August 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link
the person on the register is definitely the person to complain to about how they are the only person on a register. for reals!
― assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 25 August 2017 23:04 (six years ago) link
You swiped right. So did they. You propose meeting face-to-face at the magician. They agree. You exchange several messages before deciding on a day. The night-of arrives and neither of you have ghosted each other. You arrive during happy hour and order a $3 well drink . It's cash only, but there's an ATM just outside. Your date arrives 15 minutes late. You exchange an awkward hello. They ask what you do for a living. You feel dead inside. The small talk continues. You think about leaving, but it's only 7:45 and happy hour goes until 8pm. You order another round. Suddenly, you're both feeling tipsy. Your date tells you their father just died. The funeral's tomorrow. You don't know what to say. You walk away and never text them again.
― ian, Thursday, 31 August 2017 22:55 (six years ago) link
also this - https://www.yelp.com/topic/los-angeles-people-that-yelp-are-scumbags
― ian, Thursday, 31 August 2017 22:56 (six years ago) link
lol
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 1 September 2017 02:57 (six years ago) link
i'm going to yelp this thread
― cutty, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 11:39 AM (nine years ago)
mmmhmmm
― assawoman bay (harbl), Friday, 1 September 2017 10:48 (six years ago) link
Big fan of Derek T: https://m.yelp.com/user_details?userid=BbOCpFs01lxTeFinGI8hUw
4.0 star ratingwhy would you come to this lovely taco cafe to fight with yr gnarly family????i just dont get it when you could STFU and slam some tacos and drink free water that had exactly 1 slice of lime in the big jug... the tacos were great i ate 2: a fish taco and a shrimp taco. could rly taste the emotion of the ocean... theres plenty of fish in the sea but there WONT be after i eat them all in taco format :Pbut mostly what went down was that literally 5 different gross and depressing families came here and argued about i guess nothing? about who could annoy me more??? at one point a guy said "why are you arguing i knew you would argue!" to his horrible mother and terrible sis....if you KNEW they would argue why did you bring them to a taco restaraunt!? arent you embarassed???! this isnt a fucking greyhound bus dont hang out with ur family if u hate them! they prolly hate u too...home is where the heart is, duckies...-thats the word and thanx for readin!--derRrek
i just dont get it when you could STFU and slam some tacos and drink free water that had exactly 1 slice of lime in the big jug... the tacos were great i ate 2: a fish taco and a shrimp taco. could rly taste the emotion of the ocean... theres plenty of fish in the sea but there WONT be after i eat them all in taco format :P
but mostly what went down was that literally 5 different gross and depressing families came here and argued about i guess nothing? about who could annoy me more??? at one point a guy said "why are you arguing i knew you would argue!" to his horrible mother and terrible sis....
if you KNEW they would argue why did you bring them to a taco restaraunt!? arent you embarassed???! this isnt a fucking greyhound bus
dont hang out with ur family if u hate them! they prolly hate u too...home is where the heart is, duckies...
-thats the word and thanx for readin!-
-derRrek
― JoeStork, Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:54 (six years ago) link
“Exactly 1 slice of lime” great detail, A+
― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 8 March 2018 02:03 (six years ago) link
love a good taco restaurant
― the poster's anxiety at the suggested ban (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 March 2018 04:06 (six years ago) link
pages of derek t goodness. his review of my old safeway is lol
― alomar lines, Thursday, 8 March 2018 06:26 (six years ago) link
could rly taste the emotion of the ocean... theres plenty of fish in the sea but there WONT be after i eat them all in taco format :P
o captain my captain
― papa don't take no meth (stevie), Thursday, 8 March 2018 11:28 (six years ago) link
derek stopped posting reviews in 2013, hope he's ok
― mh, Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:42 (six years ago) link
he's ok. wish I could say the same for his computer. he installed Odell Lake and reformatted his hard drive to taco.
― the poster's anxiety at the suggested ban (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link
first ilx mention of Odell Lake?
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 8 March 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link
ilx is Odell Lake:you are a Doctor Casinoyou see a random googler ahead
― the poster's anxiety at the suggested ban (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:00 (six years ago) link
hooked by an angler, every time
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 9 March 2018 12:29 (six years ago) link
Liked this review of a local Asian market. Was originally structuring this post around a review that mentioned a sketchy exterior, a fishy smell, and products in a foreign language (shocker!), but then read the review above and wanted to recognize an anti-scumbag. Informative, pleasant, well-written, and thorough.
Unlike a lot of things, personally, the 1 in 10 Yelpers who write a decent review successfully offset the other 9 who fixate on some personal slight or bias.
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 13 August 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link
jesus, ross pic.twitter.com/8kBEArVH1r— Ingrid Ghostby (@ingridostby) October 25, 2018
― the fleeking of america (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 October 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link
food bloggers insides must look like raqqa
― single bed mentality (||||||||), Sunday, 18 November 2018 11:30 (five years ago) link
Tikis On The Ave, 210 S Wenatchee Ave, Wenatchee, WA 98801
This place is unfriendly and fosters an unsafe environment. My husband went into the restroom only to notice several men snorting cocaine.
― alomar lines, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 04:32 (five years ago) link
Ma’am.
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 05:24 (five years ago) link
...and they would not give him anyZERO STARS
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 05:44 (five years ago) link
Stopped by this restaurant yesterday when I was in BK. I tried to get in a few years back but it was crowded, late and I didn't have a reservation so I thought I would try again.It was packed again; which is good sign that the food and drinks are still good.But I'm sorry to say...I didn't get to try it.We waited at the hostess stand for about 5 mins. The hostess only came in our direction when a gentleman come up behind us. Not sure if he worked there or not. But he walked passed us.He then turned and said she is seating you.Instead of the hostess using her big girl words like, "hello, right this way, Table for 2" she waved her hand in a gesture to follow her. Which I found to be very rude and uninviting. There were two tables in the front, one in the window the other near the bar. Instead she wanted to place us in the back in a crowded area squeezed in between to couples.I asked the gentleman for another table, like perhaps the one in the window, he relayed the message to her. She looked confused and annoyed that I was asking if the other table was available. Mind you in directly in front of her.If getting a table was going to be this bad I didn't want to see what else was in store.We left...
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 6 June 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link
opening your own restaurant inside of an operating burger king is a bit rude
― Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 June 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link
instant classic
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 June 2019 22:28 (five years ago) link
i was very pleased a couple weeks ago to read like every yelp review to a very expensive and famous restaurant in my neighborhood. multiple people complained that they saw cockroaches or mice in the dining room. lol.
― forensic plumber (harbl), Friday, 7 June 2019 00:55 (five years ago) link
Instead of the hostess using her big girl words like, "hello, right this way, Table for 2
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:20 (five years ago) link
Stopped by this restaurant yesterday when I was in BK. I tried to get in a few years back but it was crowded, late and I didn't have a reservation so I thought I would try again.It was packed again; which is good sign that the food and drinks are still good.But I'm sorry to say...I didn't get to try it.My OS and I waited at the hostess stand for about 5 mins. The hostess only came in our direction when a gentleman come up behind us. Not sure if he worked there or not. But he walked passed us.He then turned and said she is seating you.Instead of the hostess using her big girl words like, "hello, right this way, Table for 2" she waved her hand in a gesture to follow her. Which I found to be very rude and uninviting. There were two tables in the front, one in the window the other near the bar. Instead she wanted to place my OS and I in the back in a crowded area squeezed in between to couples.I asked the gentleman for another table, like perhaps the one in the window, he relayed the message to her. She looked confused and annoyed that I was asking if the other table was available. Mind you in directly in front of her.If getting a table was going to be this bad I didn't want to see what else was in store.My OS and I left...
― Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link
Machines should also do waiter work imo! it will embiggen their silicon souls.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link
every ai must spend a virtual human lifetime working at a simulated dairy queen next to a simulated used car lot
― Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link
i worked at a dairy queen in my high school years (next to a used car lot!); there's no need to be that inhumane.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 7 June 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link