Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (eight years ago)

you suggest Panama?

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

*not adjusted for population inflation

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (eight years ago)

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (eight years ago)

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (eight years ago)

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (eight years ago)

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (eight years ago)

well he's certainly fatter

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

stahp posting this I cant handle it

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:25 (eight years ago)

My god, it's made of scrote.

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:26 (eight years ago)

I feel badly for his clothes.

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)

trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:29 (eight years ago)

If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.

new noise, Saturday, 24 June 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)

Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.
JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.
But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.

Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.

Stevolende, Saturday, 24 June 2017 10:15 (eight years ago)

"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 24 June 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDF8ptxVYAQxha7.jpg

soref, Monday, 26 June 2017 01:32 (eight years ago)

very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7

— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017

j., Monday, 26 June 2017 06:10 (eight years ago)

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/frank-rich-nixon-trump-and-how-a-presidency-ends.html

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:03 (eight years ago)

Jesus, how has he not lost his hand yet?

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:05 (eight years ago)

"Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are - nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 23:38 (eight years ago)

^ shows nearly doc casino level aptitude

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 29 June 2017 00:23 (eight years ago)

"To the career men & women at DOJ/FBI: your actions and integrity will be unfairly questioned. Be prepared, be strong. Duty. Honor. Country."

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

saw a beer called alternative facts with a reference to it being the bigliest of IPAs :-/

Unchanging Window (Ross), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

http://redcollar.ca/impeachment-and-alternative-facts-cans-join-the-red-collar-line-up/

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Saturday, 1 July 2017 03:36 (eight years ago)

xxxp reggie's quote, if that was a mathematical function it's be piecewise continuous but nowhere differentiable

attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 1 July 2017 07:59 (eight years ago)

Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government or mommy and daddy. You are angry at your own failings and struggle for survival, mock the GOP and ridicule its members, but when Republicans do it to the Democrats and you, you call out racism and class warfare.

You all yammer on like you do, but let me tell you this here message board is one kooky place with as many double standards as the Grand Old Party, which is why I voted TRUMP!

The Sniper, Monday, 10 July 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)

Someone's gotten into the sock drawer again.

Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

He voted Trump because of ilxor.com??

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

anger at your own failings is the first step to personal responsibility, my friend

j., Monday, 10 July 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)

This new poster seems extremely not mad. In fact, I'd venture to suggest he's actually laughing.

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government

Bitch i am ballin' atm.

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)

watch out guys it's a trick, you say 'but i'm doing ok' and then it's like aaaahhhh so ur an elite then and ur like curses curses damn damn damn not again

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

O snap good lookin out.

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

pew pew sniped ya

sciatica, Monday, 10 July 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)

^ best Nas song

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

source your quotes, sniper

global tetrahedron, Monday, 10 July 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

I can buy that Trump doesn't really care about basketball and caught a few z's because he found it boring, same as he finds basically all functions of government boring, but the fact that he did it at an event he decided to make all about himself by greatly disrupting his home city does make me think he's actually losing it

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 04:24 (twelve hours ago)

I think he just resents New York, and wanted to punish them.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 04:32 (twelve hours ago)

absolutely imo

spandex polka (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 04:43 (twelve hours ago)

the thing is that level of spite used to keep him energized and now it doesn't even keep him awake

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 14:44 (two hours ago)

dont think hes falling asleep in public all the time out of not caring

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 14:46 (two hours ago)

he cares too much

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 14:48 (two hours ago)

hes old and sleepy anyone who has encountered an old person can attest that they simply love to fall asleep

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 14:49 (two hours ago)

one the pictures it looked like knicks owner james dolan who trump was sitting next to was asleep too just two old shitheads taking a lil nap during a very exciting nba finals game

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 14:52 (two hours ago)

there's nothing about this trump era that isn't decadent in the grossest way

the first of many brazen movies (stevie), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 14:54 (two hours ago)

love to fall asleep

Finally the first thing about him I can identify with, he's got my vote.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 14:56 (two hours ago)

yeah I love getting home from work and dozing off on the couch for 45 minutes with the AC blasting, it's heaven.

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 15:06 (two hours ago)

(I also loved doing that when getting home from high school too)

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 15:06 (two hours ago)

yeah lifelong napper here

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 15:07 (two hours ago)

he wasn't sleeping, he was praying :-D

StanM, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 15:12 (two hours ago)

my circadian rhythms were set by staying up until 11:30pm every night to watch Post-Modern MTV

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 15:25 (one hour ago)

hes old and sleepy anyone who has encountered an old person can attest that they simply love to fall asleep

Seriously. 80-year-olds sleep more than newborns.

wipes chooser (unperson), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 15:42 (one hour ago)

Donald: "i love the inflation "

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 16:03 (one hour ago)

he has an inflation fetish

The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 16:05 (one hour ago)

(not monetary)

The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 16:05 (one hour ago)


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