hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.
also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:09 (nine years ago)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:34 (nine years ago)
“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:38 (nine years ago)
He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (nine years ago)
I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (nine years ago)
you suggest Panama?
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (nine years ago)
the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017
― BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (nine years ago)
libs/"centrists" for sure
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (nine years ago)
it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (nine years ago)
*not adjusted for population inflation
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (nine years ago)
indicative of a deep flaw in our universe
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (nine years ago)
truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (nine years ago)
i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (nine years ago)
Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records
― frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (nine years ago)
contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (nine years ago)
Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (nine years ago)
Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (nine years ago)
idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (nine years ago)
probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...
mao would be the world champ though.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (nine years ago)
this is a ridiculous statement
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (nine years ago)
Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (nine years ago)
well he's certainly fatter
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:18 (nine years ago)
stahp posting this I cant handle it
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:22 (nine years ago)
The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:25 (nine years ago)
My god, it's made of scrote.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:26 (nine years ago)
I feel badly for his clothes.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:27 (nine years ago)
trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:29 (nine years ago)
If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:31 (nine years ago)
dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.
― new noise, Saturday, 24 June 2017 01:50 (nine years ago)
Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.
Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 24 June 2017 10:15 (nine years ago)
"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 24 June 2017 19:40 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDF8ptxVYAQxha7.jpg
― soref, Monday, 26 June 2017 01:32 (nine years ago)
very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017
― j., Monday, 26 June 2017 06:10 (nine years ago)
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/frank-rich-nixon-trump-and-how-a-presidency-ends.html
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:03 (nine years ago)
Jesus, how has he not lost his hand yet?
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:05 (nine years ago)
"Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are - nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."
― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 23:38 (eight years ago)
^ shows nearly doc casino level aptitude
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 29 June 2017 00:23 (eight years ago)
"To the career men & women at DOJ/FBI: your actions and integrity will be unfairly questioned. Be prepared, be strong. Duty. Honor. Country."
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)
saw a beer called alternative facts with a reference to it being the bigliest of IPAs :-/
― Unchanging Window (Ross), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)
http://redcollar.ca/impeachment-and-alternative-facts-cans-join-the-red-collar-line-up/
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Saturday, 1 July 2017 03:36 (eight years ago)
xxxp reggie's quote, if that was a mathematical function it's be piecewise continuous but nowhere differentiable
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 1 July 2017 07:59 (eight years ago)
Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government or mommy and daddy. You are angry at your own failings and struggle for survival, mock the GOP and ridicule its members, but when Republicans do it to the Democrats and you, you call out racism and class warfare.
You all yammer on like you do, but let me tell you this here message board is one kooky place with as many double standards as the Grand Old Party, which is why I voted TRUMP!
― The Sniper, Monday, 10 July 2017 16:20 (eight years ago)
Someone's gotten into the sock drawer again.
― Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)
He voted Trump because of ilxor.com??
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)
anger at your own failings is the first step to personal responsibility, my friend
― j., Monday, 10 July 2017 16:28 (eight years ago)
This new poster seems extremely not mad. In fact, I'd venture to suggest he's actually laughing.
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)
Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government
Bitch i am ballin' atm.
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:38 (eight years ago)
watch out guys it's a trick, you say 'but i'm doing ok' and then it's like aaaahhhh so ur an elite then and ur like curses curses damn damn damn not again
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)
O snap good lookin out.
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)
The John F. Kennedy and Fidel Castro Center
― Pathetic failed Dumocrat Senator, Os(jerk!)off (President Keyes), Thursday, 25 June 2026 15:09 (yesterday)
It's funny how these guys are all like 'big government is so inefficient' and then it takes them a month to take some letters off the side of a building.
― mirostones, Thursday, June 25, 2026 6:24 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
you misunderstand, "big government" means any programs that are part of the social contract. every other element of "big government"— that which is meant to punish and oppress people— is good actually.
― out of the cradle endlessly party rocking (the table is the table), Thursday, 25 June 2026 15:57 (yesterday)
i think it’s great he gave an outdoor speech last night to a crowd of tens and no one fucking cares, it’s awesome.
― The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 25 June 2026 18:04 (yesterday)
Oh this is his 'state fair' thingy? looks like a total banana, and not a frozen chocolate-dipped one
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 25 June 2026 18:09 (yesterday)
Hard to believe nobody was excited to see Kash Patel’s girlfriend perform
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 25 June 2026 18:14 (yesterday)
I think any vendors selling giant turkey legs or corn on the cob are gonna be sorely disappointed by the turnout
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 25 June 2026 18:22 (yesterday)
classy
Later, the U.S. Army Band Downrange offered a rendition of Laura Branigan’s cover of “Gloria” — a staple at Trump rallies.
In a heavily partisan warmup speech, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy pronounced the military bands “way better than those libtards that canceled on us,” using a pejorative for progressives. He then declared Trump to be the greatest U.S. president since George Washington.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 25 June 2026 18:27 (yesterday)
Only ten people attended Kash Patel’s girlfriend’s concert. But each of those 10 people worked for homeland security and went on to form a travel compensation expense sheet that was completely corrupt
― …at Cordell and Cordell. Cordell and Cordell is... (z_tbd), Thursday, 25 June 2026 18:30 (yesterday)
Even Kim Jong Un is like, "my guy, tone it down a little bit with the flowery praise".
― better than ezra collective soul asylum (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 25 June 2026 18:31 (yesterday)
amazing to think future societies looking back on us will need to dedicate multiple chapters to reality television to fully understand the demise of America
― frogbs, Thursday, 25 June 2026 18:33 (yesterday)
You ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
More than one attendee expressed disappointment after walking into a stand advertising beer and being informed no alcohol was available.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 25 June 2026 18:38 (yesterday)
"I'm not into politics. I just want free beer." USA! USA!
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 25 June 2026 19:49 (yesterday)
Imagine trying to get through that with not even a beer to dull your senses
― mirostones, Thursday, 25 June 2026 19:57 (yesterday)
I'll bet the parking lot scene was going off
They claim there were over 1,000 attendees
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 25 June 2026 20:14 (yesterday)
The Washington Post outright said that free movies on the Mall far outdrew this crowd. Anyway it’s going to be apocalyptically hot here next week, should be fun!
― The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 25 June 2026 20:16 (yesterday)
all hot and no beer
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 25 June 2026 20:19 (yesterday)
They should fill the reflecting pool with beer, it would be a win/win. Maybe even more wins? I'd have to do the math.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 June 2026 20:27 (yesterday)
some GOP congressman wants to let it revert into a literal swamp, with lily pads and catfish and shit and I don't think that's an awful idea, except mosquitoes and leeches
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 25 June 2026 21:55 (yesterday)
Catfish will keep the mosquitos and leaches down, better add some alligators.
― Ed, Thursday, 25 June 2026 22:18 (yesterday)
A proper super villain would have had alligators in there already. This bunch would just manage to have a pond full of algae chocked and a whinging tweet blaming it on ANTIFA.
(Which of you did the razor blade job on the caulking btw?)
― Ed, Thursday, 25 June 2026 22:20 (yesterday)
I am no caulking expert but when I resealed the shower I did use a razor blade to cut away excess caulk. I’m not sure that’s how you do it but it does seem like the sort of thing an experienced caulker might do.
― Ed, Thursday, 25 June 2026 22:22 (yesterday)
Ed, you'd lead us to believe you *are* a caulking expert smh
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 25 June 2026 22:30 (yesterday)
Like from descrips on radio it sounds like the rubbery shit just peeled/backed off the ceement and yah maybe people cut off souvies at the sides but yeah, shitty site and shitty install, abysmal materials selection for project.
i 1000% know nothing about this shit but that’s how it is
― just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Friday, 26 June 2026 02:06 (thirty-three minutes ago)