Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg

“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large

stahp posting this I cant handle it

The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.

My god, it's made of scrote.

I feel badly for his clothes.

trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse

If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.

dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.

Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.
JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.
But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.

Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.

"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDF8ptxVYAQxha7.jpg

very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7

— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/frank-rich-nixon-trump-and-how-a-presidency-ends.html

Jesus, how has he not lost his hand yet?

"Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are - nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

^ shows nearly doc casino level aptitude

"To the career men & women at DOJ/FBI: your actions and integrity will be unfairly questioned. Be prepared, be strong. Duty. Honor. Country."

saw a beer called alternative facts with a reference to it being the bigliest of IPAs :-/

http://redcollar.ca/impeachment-and-alternative-facts-cans-join-the-red-collar-line-up/

xxxp reggie's quote, if that was a mathematical function it's be piecewise continuous but nowhere differentiable

Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government or mommy and daddy. You are angry at your own failings and struggle for survival, mock the GOP and ridicule its members, but when Republicans do it to the Democrats and you, you call out racism and class warfare.

You all yammer on like you do, but let me tell you this here message board is one kooky place with as many double standards as the Grand Old Party, which is why I voted TRUMP!

Someone's gotten into the sock drawer again.

He voted Trump because of ilxor.com??

anger at your own failings is the first step to personal responsibility, my friend

This new poster seems extremely not mad. In fact, I'd venture to suggest he's actually laughing.

Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government

Bitch i am ballin' atm.

watch out guys it's a trick, you say 'but i'm doing ok' and then it's like aaaahhhh so ur an elite then and ur like curses curses damn damn damn not again

I'll bet the parking lot scene was going off

They claim there were over 1,000 attendees

The Washington Post outright said that free movies on the Mall far outdrew this crowd. Anyway it’s going to be apocalyptically hot here next week, should be fun!

all hot and no beer

They should fill the reflecting pool with beer, it would be a win/win. Maybe even more wins? I'd have to do the math.

some GOP congressman wants to let it revert into a literal swamp, with lily pads and catfish and shit and I don't think that's an awful idea, except mosquitoes and leeches

Catfish will keep the mosquitos and leaches down, better add some alligators.

A proper super villain would have had alligators in there already. This bunch would just manage to have a pond full of algae chocked and a whinging tweet blaming it on ANTIFA.

(Which of you did the razor blade job on the caulking btw?)

I am no caulking expert but when I resealed the shower I did use a razor blade to cut away excess caulk. I’m not sure that’s how you do it but it does seem like the sort of thing an experienced caulker might do.

Ed, you'd lead us to believe you *are* a caulking expert smh

Like from descrips on radio it sounds like the rubbery shit just peeled/backed off the ceement and yah maybe people cut off souvies at the sides but yeah, shitty site and shitty install, abysmal materials selection for project.

i 1000% know nothing about this shit but that’s how it is

I hear they’re calling Trumps state fair The Freedom Frye Festival

Now he's forced the Park Service to say that it was cut with a sharp knife... probably antifa frogmen

shitty site and shitty install, abysmal materials selection for project

they also drove a motorcade across it while it was still curing

taking another nap in the Oval Office atm

if it's not in the dirt we don't want it

We'd also accept "...behind the wheel of a speeding 18-wheeler headed directly towards Elon Musk".

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A nap, a fap, a crap

Panama!

Great American State Fair going great.

The fairgrounds include just a few main attractions, like a 110-foot Ferris wheel and a plywood “Triumph Arch” modeled after a monument Trump has proposed near Arlington National Cemetery. Visitors expecting a traditional state fair will find few familiar staples, as there are no roller coasters, midway games or carnival rides and no classic foods like funnel cakes or corn dogs.

Photos circulating throughout the weekend appear to show large stretches of the fairgrounds sitting mostly empty. In one of the most striking images, captured Saturday by The Associated Press, musician Jason Hershey is seen performing at the David’s Tent Christian worship space in front of rows of empty seats, with seemingly only two people in attendance.

… Despite the photographic evidence of crowd sizes, Trump claimed on Truth Social this week that his Wednesday speech was "packed to the brim" with 45,000 attendees.

NBC News disputed Trump’s attendance estimate, reporting Thursday that the crowd was "nowhere near" that figure.

“Roughly half of those in Wednesday’s crowd of more than 1,000 wore Trump’s slogans or likeness on their clothes. For them, America’s 250th birthday was secondary to an opportunity to see the president,” an NBC News report stated.

The Washington Post added in its own write-up about Wednesday’s attendees: “The crowd thinly covered an area about the length of the National Museum of American History, smaller than some summer outdoor movie screenings.

Meanwhile, one of the attractions attracting attention was a cow named Melania, which Future Farmers of America student Piper Stolipher showcased at the event on Friday.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-great-state-fair-crowd-size-b3004343.html

Nonsense, everyone was raving about the Trump Diaper teacup ride

Meanwhile, one of the attractions attracting attention was a cow named Melania

I’m sure she’s thrilled!

The mascot the fair deserves: Masturbating Uncle Sam

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/crime/man-accused-filming-performers-sticking-hand-down-pants-great-american-state-fair/65-69e76277-dd17-4372-90fb-25222bcc93df

Oh that one didn’t have the Uncle Sam photo.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/16590844/streamer-uncle-sam-masturbating-arrested-state-fair/