Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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wasting his finite reserves of energy there

Cronenbergian

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg

“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large

stahp posting this I cant handle it

The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.

My god, it's made of scrote.

I feel badly for his clothes.

trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse

If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.

dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.

Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.
JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.
But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.

Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.

"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."

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very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7

— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/frank-rich-nixon-trump-and-how-a-presidency-ends.html

Jesus, how has he not lost his hand yet?

"Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are - nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

^ shows nearly doc casino level aptitude

"To the career men & women at DOJ/FBI: your actions and integrity will be unfairly questioned. Be prepared, be strong. Duty. Honor. Country."

saw a beer called alternative facts with a reference to it being the bigliest of IPAs :-/

http://redcollar.ca/impeachment-and-alternative-facts-cans-join-the-red-collar-line-up/

xxxp reggie's quote, if that was a mathematical function it's be piecewise continuous but nowhere differentiable

Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government or mommy and daddy. You are angry at your own failings and struggle for survival, mock the GOP and ridicule its members, but when Republicans do it to the Democrats and you, you call out racism and class warfare.

You all yammer on like you do, but let me tell you this here message board is one kooky place with as many double standards as the Grand Old Party, which is why I voted TRUMP!

Someone's gotten into the sock drawer again.

He voted Trump because of ilxor.com??

drain the pool!

also - DOGE is still a thing, it didn't end with Musk's departure... so the squandering of taxpayer dollars on vanity projects is, uh, problematic

They should make a giant red necktie and baseball cap for the Lincoln Memorial, and paint his suit black

The money saved by corruption on one hand is more than easily compensated in the money earned by corruption on the other hand. For example, we took over Venezuela, or something?

we're graciously letting the Venezuelans borrow our oil that's under their nation

I have a pool, it’s the bane of my existence

the real heads at https://www.troublefreepool.com/ -- almost the equal of ILX, except it's about pools -- showed me the one true way

I have a pool, it’s the bane of my existence

hearing this in Syd Barrett's voice

I was on troublefreepool for a minute and it felt like the Le Leche League for bleach. I know they're doing it right but it stressed me out.

a buddy of mine just had junk.com come take away his backyard jacuzzi, said it was the best day of his life

I’m doing a bunch of work with algae at the moment, and the reflecting pool is almost perfect for growing algae as is the summer weather in DC. I’m now wondering if the genetics of the algae are of any interest to my business partners.

how do you say algae anyway?

AL-gee

I always said it like this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Gay

Today, in among some decent "the algae has demanded $300 billion" gags, I saw a reference to "Algae-Zeera." Reader, I lolled

that's pretty good

TRUMPY FARTED!

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3molqa5reep2e

oh come on

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aint no fuckin way

Oh man, remember 4 Seasons Total Landscaping?

I have a pool, it’s the bane of my existence

hearing this in Syd Barrett's voice

― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, June 18, 2026 11:02 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

you're the kind of floccule that floats into my pool

scrubbing away

the algae that grows on a hot day

how do you say algae anyway?

― just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Friday, June 19, 2026 12:24 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

AL-gee

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, June 19, 2026 12:27 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

my 12yo installed a tiny 'pond' in our garden using an old plastic tub we used for a washbin a few weeks back and is now putting watercress in there, to combat the algae, and every time she talks about it I find it impossible not to scream "ALGAE SINGER!" like the "two guys named Cheech" in Annie Hall.

“I think Israel could do better … I'm not saying they shouldn't protect themselves. I'm saying when two drones are shot into the desert and drop harmlessly, you don't have to knock down buildings in Beirut. They could behave better…”

https://bsky.app/profile/70sbachchan.bsky.social/post/3mojrpyhsjk2x

donald trump in anti-zionist for a day..

Tool for a Lifetime

Trump will probably spin the algae bloom into a biodiesel project for some startup one of his dork sons to get grift.

“ppl wanted windmills windmills— theyre terrible theyre murdering birds just murdering them! but eric’s project adds real green energy to the mix, it’s incredible. and for those that want it, me i only use real coal energy ask anyone. but reflecting pool green energy, it’s the real thing. environmentalists probably hate reflecting pool green, good. theyre very bad people and very stupid, trying to get rich by murdering the birds.”

I didn’t see the post above and thought that was a real quote *sob*

*ymca horn section blares*