brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

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Eddie Mair challenged BJ on some of his past indiscretions a few years ago and summarised with 'you're a nasty piece of work, aren't you?'

syzygy stardust (suzy), Thursday, 22 June 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link

ogmor very much otm here

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 June 2017 13:59 (six years ago) link

but hey, parliamentary democracy is light entertainment

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 June 2017 13:59 (six years ago) link

Mair has a lovely voice.

Heavy Doors (jed_), Thursday, 22 June 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link

Lefties are delusional and seem proud of the fact that Corbyn is a terrorist synthesizer.

— Dean 🇬🇧 (@iDeanPod) June 21, 2017

Heavy Doors (jed_), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

Dean GB is some sort of heavy-handed not funny joke, right?

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link

Terrorist synthesizer was the drummer of Gay Dad iirc

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link

lol i didn't even see that, just had a look thru his Twitter

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

What's his retweetcount of his next highest tweet?

Mark G, Friday, 23 June 2017 06:37 (six years ago) link

Just looked. Ten.

Mark G, Friday, 23 June 2017 06:40 (six years ago) link

DYING

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 June 2017 08:15 (six years ago) link

GoSkippy.com CHEAPER CAR INSURANCE

A year ago today, we as a nation voted for a sovereign United Kingdom outside of the European Union.

Happy Independence Day, everyone! 🇬🇧🎉💥 pic.twitter.com/8q3l6j9RaW

— LEAVE.EU 🇬🇧 (@LeaveEUOfficial) June 22, 2017

André Ryu (Neil S), Friday, 23 June 2017 08:29 (six years ago) link

I didn't think the UK had what it takes to reach US levels of crying eagle jpeg glory but that comes mighty close

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 23 June 2017 08:36 (six years ago) link

Certainly very promising one can only imagine what heights may be reached once full insularity arrives

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 23 June 2017 08:41 (six years ago) link

i was just coming here to post that abomination

i appreciate that they've chosen a picture of prince philip where he doesn't look like a desiccated lizard-person

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 08:55 (six years ago) link

it's the goskippy branding that really elevates it imo

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 08:56 (six years ago) link

that's the icing on the shit-cake, certainly

André Ryu (Neil S), Friday, 23 June 2017 08:57 (six years ago) link

lovely assemblage of true-blood Brits in that photo

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 June 2017 09:00 (six years ago) link

Greece, USA and Wilhelm Germany reprezenting!

calzino, Friday, 23 June 2017 09:03 (six years ago) link

not sure if it's just the effect of context but farage looks even more like a smug toad than usual

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 09:03 (six years ago) link

the sexual chemistry between churchill and kate is electric tho, look at that sly eye contact

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 09:05 (six years ago) link

No, Kate is eyeing up Filthy Phil, a real man, much to the displeasure of crybaby mummy's boy, Wills

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 23 June 2017 09:09 (six years ago) link

Winnie is reminding Nige of UKIP's current percentage points in the latest opinion polls.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 23 June 2017 09:10 (six years ago) link

William having a convo with Churchill about the cruel vagaries of male pattern baldness: "It's not fair, even my dad has more hair than me"

calzino, Friday, 23 June 2017 09:14 (six years ago) link

what if fan-fic, but awful

mark s, Friday, 23 June 2017 09:20 (six years ago) link

but

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 June 2017 09:23 (six years ago) link

I seem to remember TM making a show of how this Hinckley Point project of Gideon's would be thoroughly scrutinised before being given the OK. Then in typical style of what was to come she did absolutely nothing and it was green lighted anyway. Despite massive reservations about it's costs and legacy to follow.

In a scathing report, the NAO said ministers had failed to look at alternative ways of funding the power station to get the best deal possible, saying officials expect it will add up to £15 to annual electricity bills up to 2030.

calzino, Friday, 23 June 2017 09:30 (six years ago) link

Hinkley Point will cost £37 billion to power 5% of the grid's needs. New gas storage would have cost £1.4 billion to power 40% of the grid

calzino, Friday, 23 June 2017 09:36 (six years ago) link

Way to cut that deficit, TM.

calzino, Friday, 23 June 2017 09:37 (six years ago) link

She's a fucking moron in charge of a party of lazy backslapping greed-heads

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 June 2017 09:38 (six years ago) link

not sure if it's just the effect of context but farage looks even more like a smug toad than usual

He's making that *record scratch* "you're probably wondering how I got here" face

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 23 June 2017 09:57 (six years ago) link

has margaret beckett been reached for comment since june 8th?

||||||||, Friday, 23 June 2017 10:02 (six years ago) link

Well if she hadn't nominated Corbyn she might have just been remembered for being a lousy mediocrity of a career politician and 600 quid plant pots!

calzino, Friday, 23 June 2017 10:12 (six years ago) link

the calm quiet dignity of old Labour centrists, working away their whole careers for moderation, marginal charity policies and maintaining the awesome goodness of lightly regulated capitalism

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:18 (six years ago) link

a constitutional monarchy where only the aspirationless don't become middle class homeowners and the wealthy can enjoy the fruits of their genius unmolested by government

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:20 (six years ago) link

kids today don't know what's good for them

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:21 (six years ago) link

lol lord sainsbury taking his political toys home

(i'm fine w/him funding the arts tbh until a better method is found, perhaps powered by the nobility's heads on poles)

mark s, Friday, 23 June 2017 10:36 (six years ago) link

Sometimes I feel like people don't get mad enough about how the government spends their taxes

bear with me

There's lots of "my taxes are too high" or "my taxes went to pay for underwater basket weaving" but I don't see nearly enough outrage over the lack of simple, hard-headed negotiation when tendering public services and getting value for money. Right-wingers love the household fallacy, so how about they go the goddamn distance and call out deals like Hinckley Point C for the financial disasters they are, in those household terms? If you buy a new boiler for anything more than a grand or two you are getting FLEECED and you should be ASHAMED and CLOWNED about it until you RESIGN in DISGRACE. Safe pair of hands? Fiscally conservative? Like fuck

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:45 (six years ago) link

Near Kings Cross station, someone has scrawled 'TORY SCUM' a few times on a branch of Sainsburys express.

lol @ Progress having to look to grassroots fundraising

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:03 (six years ago) link

this new twist in the Food Dancing campaign sounds intriguing

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:11 (six years ago) link

Lol!

gl Preogress.

While the general election confounded many expectations about Jeremy Corbyn, it also confirmed that ‘one more heave’ will not work and that to win, Labour must win over people who voted Tory.

calzino, Friday, 23 June 2017 11:14 (six years ago) link

Progress, even.

calzino, Friday, 23 June 2017 11:15 (six years ago) link

Brogress

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:21 (six years ago) link

That refers to nothing, just making a note for possible future use

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:22 (six years ago) link

I wonder how they think they can win over people who voted Tory?

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:25 (six years ago) link

gotta move to the centre! tories love watered-down versions of the same tory policies they chose to vote for the last time! IT'LL WORK THIS TIME HONEST

total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:30 (six years ago) link

they think, because i heard peter mandelson say so, that they've got this far on "spending" policies. but now they need also to show they are "fiscally responsible".

and in that "also" the whole mendacious nonsense collapses. like social policies are somehow "let's pretend" policies. xp

Fizzles, Friday, 23 June 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link

it's gonna really hurt them losing the backing of a democratic socialist firebrand like Baron Sainsbury of Turville

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:36 (six years ago) link


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