okay, cool - just having some trouble wrapping my mind around the idea of enthusiasm for seeing the watchmen characters outside of the context of the comic book, especially since efforts so far to do so have been, um, largely poorly-received
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:43 (seven years ago) link
you might as well just commission a series starring the charlton heroes the watchmen are based on tbh
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:45 (seven years ago) link
mark don't think i don't see you trolling btw
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link
The series is going to be based on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:47 (seven years ago) link
as for this project, I would be happy with a show that uses aspects of the characters/worls/mmythos but goes completely different directions with it, somewhere between Hannibal and Fargo levels of faithfulness. only not bad like Fargo is
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, June 21, 2017 8:35 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I would not be happy with this. I don't really see what additional material is left to mine from the original story (although that certainly hasn't stopped a number of parties from trying). There are stories which seem to just scratch the surface of a rich and varied world of the author's creation, but Watchmen doesn't strike me as that type of story.
― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:47 (seven years ago) link
Like, Moore already pretty much laid out the varied richness and explored it to my satisfaction.
― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:49 (seven years ago) link
yeah - like i said upthread, it's literally designed to be a closed-loop narrative, there's not much reason to flesh out what nite-owl's glory days were like or whatever
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:50 (seven years ago) link
to put it in more concrete terms, Leftovers proved that Lindelof has figured out (with the help of good collaborators) how to juggle character, plot and world-building in a really considered way that takes advantage of the form,instead of having it be a "10-hour movie" every season or whatever (one of the plagues of big HBO shows especially). It's really not that hard for me to imagine a worthwhile adaptation that uses the book strictly as a starting point to pluck ideas from.
to put it another way, it would not make fans/pedants happy but it could be a Pretty Good TV Show
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:52 (seven years ago) link
Watchmen is like this perfectly balanced and efficient storytelling machine. Expanding on the story is like saying, but what if there were rhinestones and a racing stripe?
― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:55 (seven years ago) link
guys skip to 4:40 in that youtube I posted, shit is straight out of the Wire
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:57 (seven years ago) link
let me try this again. I do not think this will "expand" Watchmen. I think it will use a few points of plot/character inspiration then fuck off and do other things with them. at least this is my hope.
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:58 (seven years ago) link
yeah, i can see where you're coming from for sure, but the key difference here for is that the leftovers aiui was an adaptation of a relatively little-known property which offered a good jumping-off point
for good or for ill, watchmen is a considerably better-known place to start from which imo doesn't offer much scope for expansion beyond what's already there. it's a little bit like optioning oliver twist and proposing to spend most of your time developing sidequests for oliver, fagin and the artful dodger
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:00 (seven years ago) link
the episode where they cover the black freighter should be wonderful don't you think
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:04 (seven years ago) link
it should feature young fagin IMO
― mark s, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:05 (seven years ago) link
Everyone remembers how well-received these were, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Before_Watchmen
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:05 (seven years ago) link
zack snyder's version did this as like a half-hour animated short iirc
with gerard butler as the voice of the protagonist because zack snyder, that's why
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:08 (seven years ago) link
instead of dr. manhattan obliterating Rorschach he just conks him on the head with an oar which causes him to pass out. he does this every time rorschach wakes up.
instead of the monster destroying new york it just rolls over the city like a giant penny and good people can avoid it by ducking into holes in its side
instead of one scene on mars the characters constantly shuttle between the two planets and when asked why they say do you have a better idea?
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:24 (seven years ago) link
the nite owl is blackozymandias is gayrorschach dies in the first episode
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link
none of the characters are superheroes, it's a workplace comedy set in a watchmaker's workshop
their boss is naked and painted blue but no-one ever comments on it
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 14:35 (seven years ago) link
for good or for ill, watchmen is a considerably better-known place to start from which imo doesn't offer much scope for expansion beyond what's already there
I don't agree with this premise at all
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:08 (seven years ago) link
Can u let us know again that iyo lindelof is now one of the infallible greats despite a CV of absolute steaming shite, including spraying his cum over several probably worthwhile besides projects
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:13 (seven years ago) link
Heh hostility there for lindelof not you tbh
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:23 (seven years ago) link
should have him develop Speed Racer for HBO insteadadapted by blockbuster auteurs less than a decade agoconcerns a super hero without any actual super powers, just a sweet ride and a crazy familyalso: chim chim
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link
I get that he has a spotty as hell CV and inspires loathing/suspicion and I get that. I just wish more detractors had actually watched, y'know, his last major project for the company that will be producing this (if it even happens, again, I'm skeptical).
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link
what would you like to see an hbo series do with the characters beyond the original story? moore and gibbons' piece is, to borrow a metaphor from the book itself, like an intricate mechanical watch, with every piece meticulously placed and designed to play a specific part in the overall structure
taking some of those components to, i dunno, make a toy car or whatever just seems pointless to me, but i'm genuinely interested in what you see the potential for this is beyond lindelof having recently hit his stride with the leftovers
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:32 (seven years ago) link
if I knew what I wanted out of things I'd be writing TV shows. there's a whole set of movies devoted to giving comics nerds exactly what they want and they're boring as shit to me
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:39 (seven years ago) link
also I like the book and all but y'all talk about it like it's some sacred text
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:41 (seven years ago) link
tbh i think it's a bit airless and po-faced, and its influence on superhero comics has been largely utterly woeful
however, it is one of the few superhero-adjacent series which tells a complete, satisfying, self-contained story and it does it with a impressive unity of form and purpose
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 15:48 (seven years ago) link
a lot of what works about The Leftovers is that it's *not* very contained, not in any way a "closed loop". it's purposely messy and elliptical, and cares more about theme and tone than anything else. that could be a good starting point for divergence. I think comics fans would probably be happier with someone like Vince Gilligan, a strong stylist with a masterful conception of plot mechanics and momentum - his shows run like, well, clockwork. lindelof seems to have a very different set of interests that runs counter to what you might expect someone taking this on would have and I think that's cool!
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:00 (seven years ago) link
a longer adaptation isn't the answer because a big part of what makes the comic special is that the content is inextricably bound up with the form
this is all that needs to be said tbh. I guess it needs to be said repeatedly and loudly though.
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:02 (seven years ago) link
I think Mark S has a point about Moore. At this point Watchmen is such trodden-over-territory, I would distrust *anyone* who wanted to adapt it - great book, but it's not a very interesting choice for adaptation, y'know? I'd feel the same about someone who wanted to adapt 100 Yrs of Solitude, or Captain Corelli's Mandolin or whatnot.
― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:07 (seven years ago) link
fuck this, where is the Camelot 3000 adaptation
― a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:11 (seven years ago) link
would watch
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link
could see the racial and gender stuff providing some good content in current climate
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link
I'm really surprised there's never been a Top 10 series adaptation, "cop show in superhero town" sells itself.
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:29 (seven years ago) link
certainly a better, more open-ended premise than Watchmen.
can't imagine Moore being ok with option-ing it though
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:31 (seven years ago) link
bizarro once again preemptively voiced my exact response, re: Simon's 'sacred text' post.
My feelings about The Leftovers basically mirror those I might have about an ex-friend who I'm glad to hear is doing well now but who I think I'm going to still keep at arm's length after that thing he did that one time before he cleaned up his act. I'm still paying off the damages and apologizing to the neighbors.
― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:33 (seven years ago) link
after the stunning non-success of powers I doubt anyone will be in a hurry to adapt it, although I agree it has a lot of potential as a TV show
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link
I've said it before, but Sandman Mystery Theatre would be my number one choice for a comics-to-TV adaptation.
― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link
people are mostly mad at Lost because of the last season, two seasons at most, right? cause the only reason people are *still* mad about all that is because there were quite a few good bits before that, which is maybe worth noting. (and, I daresay, some good stuff even amidst the muck.)
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:39 (seven years ago) link
It's easy to blame the last season, but the entire series was a con and the last season was just us marks slowly realizing what we'd bought as the con men made their way to the next town.
― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:43 (seven years ago) link
lol I guess that's one way to watch TV
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:49 (seven years ago) link
I've said it before, but /Sandman Mystery Theatre/ would be my number one choice for a comics-to-TV adaptation.
an hbo judge dredd with a game of thrones budget would be mine
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:52 (seven years ago) link
I could've rolled with it if they were honest about the shaggy dog nature of the show rather than insisting at every opportunity that they DEFINITELY knew what they were doing, and OH MAN you won't believe how this all ties together, prepare to have your mind BLOWED.
― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link
bizarro! Had you not heard? There's a Mega City One show in development, possibly at Netflix, possibly with Karl Urban reprising his role as Dredd! You're welcome.
― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:55 (seven years ago) link
*choke*
old lunch i love u
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:01 (seven years ago) link
okay that could rule (only Netflix's extremely lax quality control has me concerned)
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:05 (seven years ago) link
yeah not sure why people would assume this would be bad. the movie wasn't too hot. there is more in the comic than comfortably fits in 2 1/2 hours; the movie was both overstuffed and felt overly long and turgid while still not covering all the ground of the comic. a 10 hour pace would suit this just great.
― akm, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:21 (seven years ago) link
Not so much 'this will be bad' as 'just...why?'.
― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:27 (seven years ago) link
(I mean besides that whole 'making $$$ for a bunch of people excepting the dudes who actually created it' thing.)
― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:29 (seven years ago) link
The Killing Joke probably
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 19:16 (three years ago) link
Yep; ten of DC’s top twenty are batbooks.
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link
Not to cast doubt, but would you mind linking to the data? I'm curious about everything that's selling.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link
I haven't seen it but I'm going to guess that Dog Man and similar YA + manga make up most of the top spots.
Marvel's constant reboots and new crossovers (and letting titles fall out of print for months at a time) keeps them from having an always-selling core like the Batfamily titles that keep DC's numbers afloat.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 20:26 (three years ago) link
of course DC's masterful handling of the IP has had a major effect on the continuing sales of the original book
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 21:55 (three years ago) link
Certainly explains why they have so many Gardner Fox, Wm Moulton Marston and Ostrander/Yale collections flying off the shelves.
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 23:03 (three years ago) link
haven't seen it but I'm going to guess that Dog Man and similar YA + manga make up most of the top spots.One manga is at #18 (My Hero Academia book one), the rest of the top twenty is Dog Man, Raina and other kids or YA.Dog Man’s ten volumes alone are 13% of all comics sold through bookshop-type retail (& that’s probably a lesser fraction of what copawganda moves to libraries and direct through Scholastic), and only displaced from the top ten at #5 and #8. Pilkey did 4.2 million units, Raina 1.3.
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 19 August 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link
Anyone seen this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m61OdIMEPf8
― Maresn3st, Friday, 13 September 2024 18:37 (one month ago) link