brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

fingers crossed folks

The Duke of Edinburgh was admitted to hospital last night as a “precautionary measure” for treatment of an infection arising from a pre-existing condition, Buckingham Palace said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln3SpXXYTHY

HOW POLITICAL CAREERS SHOULD END: this^^^took place within in a few days of me taking up my very first job after moving to london (teachings maths to an entire family of nigerians of various ages and abilities, at an EFL school in earls' court): the woman who ran the school was crying with laughter abt the exchange the next day

lol the school had been given a long shelf-full of gaddafi's little green book as a gift from a grateful pupil, i half-inched one and still have it somewhere, gorgeous green leather tooled w/gold leaf

blimey nott is still alive, tho he quit the tory party bcz they were "poisonous", good call, if belated

this sense of the permanence of godawful faces is i think a result of 24 hr rolling news plus rolodexes attached to the harassed underpaid imaginations of news bookers

i'd prefer more politicians took the budd dwyer route out of employment tbh

just looking at the bbc coveraeg of the queen's speech now

needs more pomp and circumstance imo

great clip.

got a little worried that the clip had been recovered off a mislabeled pr0n tape at the end though !

all these ermine robes crammed together in the chamber makes it look like they're waiting to start a santa dash

So, this happened last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvcrt2OcvUQ

just a few air-horns away from going full vic berger

i see the dup are doing their best to banish scotland from the top spot of regional parasites draining precious english resources

DUP asking for one billion extra for NHS and one billion extra for infrastructure report colleagues at @BBCnireland

— norman smith (@BBCNormanS) June 21, 2017

That would turn into 15bn extra for Scottish NHS and infra, wouldn't it? Barnett is the gift that keeps giving

paleo-keynesians

also lol bastani is on the moral maze this eve so the rolodexes are at least updating a little

gwan there Corbz for not bowing and scraping to the old parasite, stick to your guns old lad!

(xp) He was on Newsnight last night.

Corbyn *winked* at the Queen. XD XD XD

saucy jez, he's a naughty one

I need a gif of this, stat!

i think it was to a colleague not her ledgesty UNLESS THEY ARE COLLEAGUES omg

Winker: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U5cGjIIxEYg&feature=youtu.be

If you haven't got the right type of gravitas/aura it's a risky business is winking, dare I say JC manages to pull it off*

*the point where I killified/threadbanned.

wat?

I've been a groupie for SO long, been to the gigs, got the T-shirt, now's my chance to meet Napalm Death in person....tune in from 12. https://t.co/oWW1ceBan5

— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) June 21, 2017

fair play to red ed for admitting to having fucked napalm death

the moment where everything changed = when young EdM bounces across the screen behind his brother in Miilband of Brothers shouting "I'm a cyberpunk!"

^^^not on youtube BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

I know its a cosy injoke by now, but Skinner's comment made me laff

Corbz booming at the dispatch box rn

No deal is not better than a bad deal, he says. He says having no deal would be a very bad deal.

fucking finally

A Daily Mail commenter just called the Queen a "Lefty liberal luvvie traitor!!!" for wearing that EU hat, so today has peaked

— Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) June 21, 2017

(ps i doubt today has peaked: days no longer peak ime, time is become a tottering unsleeping pigpile of amazing and terrible and no one sees an end of it)

i'll take anti-royal sentiment wherever i can get it tbh

lotta remainers interpreting the Queen's hat as a pro-EU signal too, bit far fetched no?

a hat is sometimes just a hat

nothing is far-fetched any more daniel

from william the conqueror to liz the last and woke

Willie, Willie, Harry Stee
Harry, Dick, John, Harry three
One, two, three Neds, Richard two
Harrys four, five, six... then who?
Edwards four, five, Dick the bad
Harrys twain VII VIII and Ned the Lad
Mary, Bessie, James the Vain
Charlie, Charlie, James again
William and Mary, Anna Glori,
Four Georges I II III IV, William and Victoria
Ned, George, Ned, and George again
And Liz the Woke and THEN AN END

Hey wait I don't recall being part of this family tree

Three Neds yes, their names shall stand:
Raggett, Trifle, and the ban-ned

lol, v good both

Everybody...

Fuck watching a hat.

that is what Skinner should have said earlier.

Hi five mark

otm

BoJo is having a shocker on PM

Only fit for the knacker's yard these days.

I don't listen to R4 any more - some details?

my dn otm

I'm trying do link of it Suzy, but for some reason it won't let me copy link address. Just google Boris on PM and there is a link to it. He had multiple brainfreezes and can't even wing it anymore with the celebrated* Borisisms. Poor Diane got crucified for much less.

LISTEN: When it come to car crash interviews, this is going take some beating. Boris Johnson is all over the place. Future PM? #HavingALaugh pic.twitter.com/135R4nMVB1

— EL4C (@EL4JC) June 21, 2017

Unfortunately that cuts off a bit short, shortly after that clip Mair says to him: "Its not a Two Ronnies sketch you can't answer the question before last."

that's in there!

oops I thought it had missed it, this heat and humidity is killing me.