Rejected parody threads

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How do you feel about the Brittas Empire?

(Heh, had to confirm the spelling of Brittas on Wiki and found this gem in the final para -

'Curse of the Tiger Women' is the final episode in 1997. This ending claims all seven series were part of a dream that Brittas is having on his way to the job interview for manager of the leisure centre. It is an ending that is regarded as poor by many critics and viewers)

Bernie Lugg (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 12:58 (eight years ago)

Where is the love for PAUL NICHOLAS?

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 13:34 (eight years ago)

Were dirges 'Radiohead-like' at Glastonbury Abbey?

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

NOMINATIONS: Greatest ILX Novels of All Time

imago, Friday, 7 July 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

(reminding me that Universal Harvester has been lying around waiting to be read for a few weeks, will get on that)

imago, Friday, 7 July 2017 17:00 (eight years ago)

best boobs that are music lists?

sarahell, Friday, 7 July 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

Posts You Were Going to Make That Criticize Another User's Grammar/Intelligence/Identity While Not Having Anything to Do With the Thread Topic - Put Them Here

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

The "bald guy" in the band: who are the other Mike Loves in music?

na (NA), Thursday, 12 October 2017 15:13 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

Your musical "bland spots"

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 9 November 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

For most people that's their entire collection obvs

ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

^how can I come on when I know I'm guilty?

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 9 November 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)

Have you ever masterminded in front of a woman?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)

have you ever masturbated in front of a judge?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)

artists who plausibly appear to be poor people

how's life, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

reminds me of jackson c frank

died homeless in ny i believe

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:50 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

Nicosia: A POLL

best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 December 2017 21:43 (eight years ago)

:D

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 9 December 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

Appropriate Etiquette for Punching Work Colleagues - How Much is Too Much?

not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:42 (eight years ago)

there are some exceptions to Section 47 of the Offences Against the Person Act, apparently. But you've got to punch carefully.

calzino, Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:56 (eight years ago)

Rejected paradiddle threads

The Harmony Illustrated Encyclopedia of Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 January 2018 19:19 (eight years ago)

People namechecked in Peruvian pop songs from the 60s starting with the letter S, who turn out to be bobsledding heroes of yore and are named as well in recent footwork bangers, but only in future tense: C/D S/D POX POO #wedontknowwhattodoanymoreILM2018

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 January 2018 14:49 (eight years ago)

some twat would still post "Guided By Voices" or some other cobblers

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 15:34 (eight years ago)

This is the improbable thread for ILxors in their twenties

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:01 (eight years ago)

Surely some of those three year olds you see in youtube comments who like the smiths must find their way to ILM eventually

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:09 (eight years ago)

pretty sure some of them are already posting

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:11 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

stuff that chris brown liked.

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 21:09 (eight years ago)

is New York City ched?
PHANTOM CHED: Paul Tomas Anderson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Fifties London
THE 10TH ANNUAL ILM METAL POLL:2017 RESULTS CHED
the day after the chedline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions
Rejected parody cheds

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:29 (eight years ago)

A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover

how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:16 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Things you were shockingly high when you learned

sleepingbag, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:45 (eight years ago)

Jordan Peterson: S/D

flappy bird, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:49 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Imagine Imagine Dragons - where people who have never heard Imagine Dragons (like me) describe what they think they might sound like

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 20 April 2018 20:51 (eight years ago)

*tents fingers* i like it. i like it a lot. start the thread. be a legend

flappy bird, Friday, 20 April 2018 23:07 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Sexual positions you keep trying to like but can't get into

the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 June 2018 14:18 (eight years ago)

hair say bye to me (a baldness thread)

lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 9 June 2018 20:59 (eight years ago)

"poo" art that prepared us

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:36 (seven years ago)

i mean i cant see any other interpretation tbh

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 05:55 (seven years ago)

art that prepares us to "poo"?

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:08 (seven years ago)

What do you find strangly erotic?

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Thursday, 14 June 2018 20:06 (seven years ago)

What do you find strangely emetic?

too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 June 2018 21:23 (seven years ago)

neurotic/hypnotic/aortic/esoteric

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Friday, 15 June 2018 15:10 (seven years ago)

ecliptic

too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 June 2018 16:37 (seven years ago)

Songs where you can "jear the hoin"

i want to get cancer (map), Friday, 22 June 2018 00:56 (seven years ago)

What's the best kind of slurry?

lana del boy (ledge), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

best songs shorter than 30 minutes

Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 June 2018 18:01 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

promising thread titles that turn out to be on ilxor.com

Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:04 (seven years ago)

lol you beautiful curmudgeon

more like Toss, Ow amirite? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:29 (seven years ago)

Replace 'walk' with 'wank' in a song title.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 14 July 2018 08:26 (seven years ago)

how much do you sweat? [POLL closes: September 1 (in 1 month)]

🔘0 mL/day (I am a reptilian)
🔘1 to 250 mL/day
🔘251 to 500 mL/day
🔘501 to 750 mL/day
🔘751 to 1000 mL/day

etc.

shaped like cats and postmen (unregistered), Monday, 16 July 2018 01:08 (seven years ago)

Lol

Ross, Monday, 16 July 2018 07:05 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

why do people leave ILX for food?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 August 2018 01:28 (seven years ago)


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