itt: pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at the arriving meteor

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also, he is the only one that gets to wear cool shoes

soref, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 15:02 (eight years ago)

The ISIS dinosaur looks happy because they're trying to create the conditions they believe will trigger the apocalypse. It's maybe the only accurate thing Ben Garrison had ever drawn

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 15:05 (eight years ago)

The news orgs will be made extinct by this oncoming barrage of meteors and also a coffee mug.

jmm, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 15:10 (eight years ago)

i mean i literally don't care so don't tell me who they are but are those faces all well known and recognisable?

mark s, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

JP is a transphobe from Canada, and Infowars is the Infowars guy. I don't know the others.

jmm, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/tFyWwdz.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

xps Ya basic sympathy of american far-right for Isis showing thru a bit here

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Um, there are people online who recreate the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event using Bernard Matthews Turkey Dinosaurs and it's amazing. pic.twitter.com/18Mobs4983

— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) July 23, 2017

Stevie T, Monday, 24 July 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHxkLSbUAAAfhG-.jpg

Gravy Zebra (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 August 2017 20:01 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJY7EC8WAAAMXtt.jpg

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Monday, 11 September 2017 09:24 (eight years ago)

damn, rip dinosaurs exposed to the inky vastness of space

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 09:37 (eight years ago)

I imagine they've set up shop on some other planet they landed on

ogmor, Monday, 11 September 2017 09:55 (eight years ago)

i for one welcome the return of our hyper-evolved dinosaur overlords

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 09:56 (eight years ago)

https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dinosaucers/images/7/72/Allo-family.png

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 September 2017 08:08 (eight years ago)

yessssss

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 12:12 (eight years ago)

what if the dinosaurs

Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Sunday, 24 September 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

are us

Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Sunday, 24 September 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.lrb.co.uk/v40/n04/francis-gooding/feathered-furred-or-coloured

the pinefox, Friday, 16 February 2018 18:45 (eight years ago)

good thread eh

(did the now-vanished ben garrison cartoon include the first mention of j0rdan p3t3rson on ilx?)

mark s, Friday, 16 February 2018 19:35 (eight years ago)

pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at the arriving meteor = cultural marxist propaganda pushed by lib professors

https://jackchick.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/dinosaur41.jpg?w=470

soref, Saturday, 17 February 2018 03:59 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

kinda pushing the definition of 'photo' there, alamy

star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:25 (eight years ago)

nah it's a photo of a picture

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 15:46 (eight years ago)

omg that url

ciderpress, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 15:47 (eight years ago)

actually, that is originally my image and you're all under arrest

https://i.imgur.com/2AFIchU.jpg

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 15:52 (eight years ago)

lol

explosion from DOOM courtesy of id software (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 15:52 (eight years ago)

shit, he's got us dead to rights

#TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 15:54 (eight years ago)

did you choose that name for the jpg file as well

ciderpress, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 15:54 (eight years ago)

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ha! i didn't see that until now. it's a good name!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 15:56 (eight years ago)

as someone who has suffered through the tortuous process of uploading images to sell on alamy, i def recognise the tortured syntax that comes from trying to squeeze as many keywords as possible into a caption

#TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 15:59 (eight years ago)

Next Fiona Apple album title?

nickn, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:52 (eight years ago)

the filename is SEO-friendly (uses dashes) so u got to give them props on that

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 20:55 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

dang

I can hardly believe he's this barefaced about it. It's absolutely outrageous. pic.twitter.com/SPpUrLDsDG

— Archie Woodrow (@Archimbaldo) June 21, 2018

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 21 June 2018 11:58 (seven years ago)

shit lol wrong thing

Every now and then I reread this astonishing and terrifying description of the end of the dinosaurs, via @PeterBrannen1's 'The Ends of the World': pic.twitter.com/Z7EvFbPFOY

— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) June 20, 2018

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 21 June 2018 11:59 (seven years ago)

can’t believe dinosaurs won the space race tens of millions of years before it even officially began, the bastards

topless from 11am (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 June 2018 12:01 (seven years ago)

I love reading non-fic science descriptions of monumental calamity like that, wonderful.

calzino, Thursday, 21 June 2018 12:03 (seven years ago)

oh yeah, that's a great passage. there's a bit in Red Mars (which is full of meteor geology history) where they mention it's possible they might be stepping over a piece of the Yucatan somewhere over by Olympus Mons or whatever. wild.

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 June 2018 12:08 (seven years ago)

now I know what book I'm reading next

mh, Thursday, 21 June 2018 15:20 (seven years ago)

the paul mason thing is bad also

mark s, Thursday, 21 June 2018 15:23 (seven years ago)

if we're lucky he gets hit by a meteor

mh, Thursday, 21 June 2018 15:23 (seven years ago)

if we're lucky we all do

mark s, Thursday, 21 June 2018 15:28 (seven years ago)

red mars is terrific in so many ways. sometimes kinda sucks on women and people of color. and yet it has so many interesting and really pressing things on its mind, really delves into terraforming as not only a question of how but of why and for whom. but yes: endless stuff on martian canyons and meteorite ejecta and the weight of ice affecting the regolith and the difficulties of navigating cross-cutting crater systems. some of it kinda washed over me cause i was more interested in the political struggle over what mars would be, and, in the sequels, what kind of values people would have if they actually born into a physically different kind of humanity on another planet. but it's really cool imho.

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 June 2018 16:00 (seven years ago)

i found red mars really frustrating, mainly because keeping character continuity over the lonnnng timespan of terraforming mars meant handwaving a magical life-extension potion into existence, which rubbed really awkwardly against the determinedly hard-science approach of the rest of it

topless from 11am (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 June 2018 16:10 (seven years ago)

i sorrrrrt of agree but i also think it's of a piece with other things that happen in the series, making it less of a deus ex machina and more an exhibit towards a (debateable!) claim about how history and innovation work. some things are really slow and percolate around as people share the kernel of the idea and it rubs here, rubs there, and then two books later it finally comes to fruition. very STS. other ideas seem to congeal all of a sudden, like the conventional history of the edison bulb, and promulgate very rapid change. in this column you could put the gerontological treatments in book 1, the pusher-plate spacecraft in book 3, and probably something in book 2 that i'm forgetting. given the shift back and forth between human and geological time scales i think this is all deliberate though it may not be a given reader's cup of tea. and of course there are several semi-miraculous technologies that we have to accept from the get-go - mainly the reliable and easily programmed robot factories for manufacturing materials and equipment. so it goes.

anyway, imho he really does want to take on the life extension as a theme and a subject: how do people think about life when they could live that long, what kind of political issues would it raise, would it change your individual way of thinking about your actions, change the way you externalize problems onto "future generations," change the way you make sense of your own lifetime as a comprehensible biography as opposed to things so distant they could have been different people, etc.? i think the one bit of connective tissue necessary would be to really play up the idea that the labs are focused on the tumor problem because of radiation levels on the voyage and on mars, and that this specifically leads them into genetic repair. as written it feels like they just kinda picked this project out of a hat. the other thing that now seems incredibly goofy is that sea-level rise on earth turns out to not be a long-term result of greenhouse gases, but one of the quick abrupt changes, caused by a volcano erupting underneath antarctica. but there again i think he's trying to make parallels between earth and mars, similar to the kind of crazy "asteroid hitting the yucatan" type events that reshape everything in the blink of an eye. on a cosmic time scale, compressed into a few pages summarizing the geological history of mars, such events are extremely frequent. but we take for granted a somewhat stable planet because humans have been around for such a short time.

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 21 June 2018 16:40 (seven years ago)

woah dude that's my twitter

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 22 June 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

PS Kim Stanley Robinson has a new book coming out soon called Red Moon, but afaict it's about Chinese on the Moon, rather than terraforming

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 22 June 2018 00:02 (seven years ago)

Chinese on the moon, la la la la la
Chinese on the moon, la la la la la la

A Warning to the Karius (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 June 2018 07:29 (seven years ago)

KSR's 2312 has much more on psychological effects of life extension, as well as gender mutability becoming standard. Iirc the main protagonist has two children, one she fathered and one she mothered (neither if whom she is in contact with or appears to gaf about lol)

A Warning to the Karius (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 June 2018 07:40 (seven years ago)

good post doc c - i do need to get back to reading the mars series soon cuz i did enjoy the first one despite my reservations

topless from 11am (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 June 2018 08:15 (seven years ago)


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