the "100% ideologically pure" myth makes me violent
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, June 4, 2017 10:06 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'll remember that the next time I see a "O LOOK JARED KUSHNER DONATED TO CORY BOOKER" post.
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 14:22 (nine years ago)
cool
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 14:23 (nine years ago)
Seth MacFarlane > Dennis Perrin
Only in terms of exposure and potential damage.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 14:29 (nine years ago)
Liberals hate Trump because he's making socialism inevitable.— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) May 22, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 14:36 (nine years ago)
"inevitable"
― sexualing healing (crüt), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 14:37 (nine years ago)
"socialism"
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 14:40 (nine years ago)
"he's"
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 14:40 (nine years ago)
didja sell yr sense of humor at rummage, crut? DP knows America will chainsaw its balls off b4 it turns red.
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 14:41 (nine years ago)
"sense of humor"
― Clay, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 23:37 (nine years ago)
"balls"
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 23:39 (nine years ago)
Dennis Perrin is the left's version of Andy Borowitz.
― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 23:44 (nine years ago)
ah, "woke" "sexist" bullshit
xp
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 23:44 (nine years ago)
morbs i have no idea what you're reading into me quoting the word "balls"
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:03 (nine years ago)
Trying to make this thread anything other than a Morbius snark monopoly seems pointless
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:06 (nine years ago)
ok mea culpa Brad
let's all just chill and watch Get Out again
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:13 (nine years ago)
I donated $25 to the Quist campaign and ever since I've been getting 5 emails a day from the DCCC with the spammiest headlines possible. Bad look, Democrats.
― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Thursday, 8 June 2017 16:53 (nine years ago)
Done.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:19 (nine years ago)
i'm saving it for Thanksgiving, not sure what year
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:21 (nine years ago)
Ossoff not down for single-payer, says no chance of passage. "We need a lot less ideology around health care." @WABENews @PBSAtlanta debate— Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) June 8, 2017
― the ghost of markers, Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:36 (nine years ago)
I am, uh, not endorsing not going for single payer fwiw.
― the ghost of markers, Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:37 (nine years ago)
i like living in NY so i don't have to vote for invertebrates -- oh wait, Schumer
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 June 2017 18:20 (nine years ago)
The House passed Dodd-Frank rollback legislation today, 233-186
Republicans 233-1Democrats 0-185
― grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 8 June 2017 22:33 (nine years ago)
^ Democrats gave it everything they've got with the usual result.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 8 June 2017 22:43 (nine years ago)
who was the one republican
― Mordy, Friday, 9 June 2017 01:04 (nine years ago)
― El Tomboto
what if we try to make it morbius snark bingo
― Cyborg Kickboxer (rushomancy), Friday, 9 June 2017 01:12 (nine years ago)
good thread by Adam J here
assumption the "Bernie slot" will be filled by a vaguely progressive dem & have 1-to-1 enthusiasm/money among demsocs is, i think, a bad one— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) June 9, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 June 2017 06:19 (nine years ago)
What the fuck does "we need a lot less ideology around healthcare" even mean? How do you even get to the point that there is some position to take on governmebt's role or lack of role in healthcare without ideology?
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Saturday, 10 June 2017 11:57 (nine years ago)
I feel like my snap assessment of him above was 100% correct.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Saturday, 10 June 2017 11:58 (nine years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/09/politics/kirsten-gillibrand-fbomb/index.html?sr=fbCNN060917kirsten-gillibrand-fbomb1100PMVODtopLink&linkId=38556943
I think this is the second time she has said "fuck" in public in the last few months. Is this an attempt to seem more candid and even like an "outsider" now that she knows voters like that stuff?
― Treeship, Saturday, 10 June 2017 12:45 (nine years ago)
Sorry for the rhetorical questions, it obviously is, and it seems kind of lame.
― Treeship, Saturday, 10 June 2017 12:48 (nine years ago)
Yeah, fuck that shit
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Saturday, 10 June 2017 12:50 (nine years ago)
No but really it does seem to go against her sort of churchy image, and that's what makes it seem lame. In the same way that Cuomo tweeting "I am gay, I am transgender, I amMuslim" etc didn't seem believable coming from him.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Saturday, 10 June 2017 12:53 (nine years ago)
because in that list he didn't include "I am a 1 percenter."
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 June 2017 12:59 (nine years ago)
It makes her seem even dorkier. If you watch the video you can tell she is uncomfortable saying it.
― Treeship, Saturday, 10 June 2017 13:00 (nine years ago)
if only Hillary had farted while giving a speech last year and asked the crowd AWRIGHT. WHO CUT THE CHEESE?
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 June 2017 13:08 (nine years ago)
confirmation for distrusting this new Progressive Warrior KG xp
HRC's "delete yr account" was in same vein
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 June 2017 13:11 (nine years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/article/fuck-you-obama-says-in-hilarious-correspondents-di-32245
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 June 2017 15:18 (nine years ago)
I think some dem pols see swearing as part of that precious "authenticity" they yearn for. Kamala Harris and Tom Perez do it too so I assume it's on purpose.
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 10 June 2017 15:37 (nine years ago)
Lol yeah KG is out because she said fuck one time
Jesus, y'all sound like Cilizza
― black covfefe in bed (voodoo chili), Saturday, 10 June 2017 15:52 (nine years ago)
"I don't trust Kirsten Gillbrand cause she said fuck and it seemed weird"
― black covfefe in bed (voodoo chili), Saturday, 10 June 2017 15:53 (nine years ago)
there seems to be a non-ironic "bernie 2020" thing happening on twitter
i don't want him to run, but i support the idea of it because the Right People are pretty mad about this
― k3vin k., Saturday, 10 June 2017 15:59 (nine years ago)
Tbf Dr Morbius doesn't trust any Democratic politicians because he is the best of us, and he knows it
Treeship is concerned because it is literally his job to get worried about Democrats who might run in 2020 as soon as possible
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:15 (nine years ago)
Anderson Cooper Eyeroll 2020
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:19 (nine years ago)
The real reason Dems are cussing in public is VEEP on HBO
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:19 (nine years ago)
I mean the idea that these people, the politicians of my generation, don't cuss like fucking sailors when it private, is fucking beyond stupid. The awkwardness is because revealing part of your private self in public is always awkward. And bearing witness to it is also awkward. But I guarantee this is partly because of VEEP, which all these people watch, and the calculus is: who am I going to lose? People who are uncomfortable with cursing? Dems lost that bloc in 2004 I think.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:29 (nine years ago)
Better to just let rip with a good F bomb or two than a Dean Scream
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:31 (nine years ago)
I would really prefer Sanders didn't run again tbh
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:45 (nine years ago)
It should be either Bernie or Warren. Anyone else would either be a centrist loser or not have enough name recognition to build enthusiastic support or both.
― Treeship, Saturday, 10 June 2017 17:11 (nine years ago)
what about younger candidates who've adapted the times? That's politics.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 June 2017 17:16 (nine years ago)
I mean the idea that these people, the politicians of my generation, don't cuss like fucking sailors when it private, is fucking beyond stupid. The awkwardness is because revealing part of your private self in public is always awkward.
otm
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 June 2017 17:17 (nine years ago)