why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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suddenly there's only two & too.

As well, 'colons are underrated', which is just simply not true.

jmm, Monday, 5 June 2017 21:45 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jbJo1tZ.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:53 (nine years ago)

tl;dr

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:54 (nine years ago)

99% sure it's fake but whoever made it was impressively in full metal jacket character

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:55 (nine years ago)

thats a famous reddit reply that got meme'd

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 18:09 (nine years ago)

I don't know what gorilla warfare is but I bet it involves feces

waterbear say hi to me (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 18:17 (nine years ago)

you're confusing gorillas with reddit

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 18:30 (nine years ago)

that's got to be the greatest reddit comment of all time

frogbs, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:12 (nine years ago)

certainly the most "effortlessly sums up the spirit of"

Covfefe growing vpon the skull of a man (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:13 (nine years ago)

in response, the receiver of that attack solemnly downvoted

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:14 (nine years ago)

inscribe that on an obelisk and let it be mankind's epitaph imo

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:15 (nine years ago)

(not mick foley's, to be clear)

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:16 (nine years ago)

I think that post predates Reddit. Probably a 4chan thing, and probably a joke to begin with.

JRN, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 02:23 (nine years ago)

that is extremely me, on the internet

mh, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 03:45 (nine years ago)

i could explain but i've already blocked you

There's got to be a Corbyn after (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:07 (nine years ago)

Universally understood? Not in my universe. I would have to google "turnt", "fleek" and "bae", if I ever cared to know what they mean.

And I nominate this post for the 'posts vmic' thread.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:07 (nine years ago)

I applaud your lack of understanding of things

K-hole MacLachlan (wins), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:08 (nine years ago)

And by "this" I meant my own post, btw.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:08 (nine years ago)

If ignorance were airplanes, everyone would be airports, wins.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:09 (nine years ago)

That would explain why I've been sat here for hours waiting for my ignorance to land.

Mark G, Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:42 (nine years ago)

riding my ignorance back home

mh, Saturday, 10 June 2017 20:49 (nine years ago)

Anonymous have changed

koogs, Saturday, 10 June 2017 22:08 (nine years ago)

the thing about your/you're their/their is that since there's no difference in pronunciation the difference in spelling is down to arbitrary grammar, and when converting spoken language to text misunderstandings arise, but that's due to a fault in written language, it has little to do with wrong or right, it's just a set of rules used for power and fuck that and your stupid guy fawkes mask

niels, Saturday, 10 June 2017 22:28 (nine years ago)

initial reaction: ha, that Rand Paul is such a fucking ass, who's taking his bullshit seriously now? glad people have seen through him now

http://i.imgur.com/vy2q0oE.jpg

hold on though - who posted this? what?

http://i.imgur.com/xpMmRoJ.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:26 (nine years ago)

is that a real Rand Paul quote or some Pixelated Boat thing?

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:34 (nine years ago)

http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2015/may/27/sarah-silverman/did-rand-paul-equate-right-health-care-slavery/

so uh there are more things he said after that but yeah, Rand Paul thinks that a "right to healthcare" means an unreasonable burden on doctors

much like the right to... anything... means I can demand that service at any time and place

mh, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:38 (nine years ago)

here's a fun nightmare imagine you're waiting in the doctor's office for the doctor to come in and it's rand paul

qualx, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 00:58 (nine years ago)

"uh wait hold on I... don't think you're in my network. oh, well, uhh, I just remembered I have to trim the....something. no it's cool man, I'll pay the no-show fee...look dude get away from my fucking eyes"

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 01:01 (nine years ago)

i'm sure everyone agrees on all of this

https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/19054956_1786128128364052_3564162541136699209_o.png?oh=c077f632d40a02f53929d8f81e24125d&oe=59A1C86B

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:36 (nine years ago)

GROUCHY SOCIALISTS

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:37 (nine years ago)

falls apart a bit on the last 2 but checks out otherwise.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:56 (nine years ago)

it's making me irrationally angry that 'leftists' is in the right-hand column

cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:08 (nine years ago)

lonely guy just thinking baout 3 things to know in life

cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:19 (nine years ago)

picture of guy who knows the 3 things in life

http://i.imgur.com/ZojAcCv.jpg

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:21 (nine years ago)

the best things in life are three

cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:21 (nine years ago)

lol @ "GROUCHY SOCIALISTS"

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 16 June 2017 01:05 (nine years ago)

my dad shared this delightful entry in the jpeg compression disaster olympics

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17951861_954056958062929_1319237814139614371_n.jpg?oh=e5afe1395d275648d39f82f5a5c18995&oe=59A3AD17

cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 June 2017 08:44 (nine years ago)

The Gutter

André Ryu (Neil S), Friday, 16 June 2017 08:46 (nine years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/pg/memesbutwithoutphotos/posts/

scott seward, Saturday, 17 June 2017 19:47 (eight years ago)

Not sure where best to post this but here seems like a good place:

http://inspirobot.me/

"I am an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence."

davey, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:05 (eight years ago)

It is the best automatic generator of anything I have ever seen

http://generated.inspirobot.me/039/aXm4798xjU.jpg

davey, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:08 (eight years ago)

http://generated.inspirobot.me/042/aXm7341xjU.jpg

inspiring robot otm

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

doesnt get better than this imo

http://generated.inspirobot.me/040/aXm2845xjU.jpg

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:23 (eight years ago)

http://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm193xjU.jpg

Clay, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:37 (eight years ago)

http://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm9010xjU.jpg

otmfm

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:48 (eight years ago)

http://generated.inspirobot.me/042/aXm6381xjU.jpg

qualx, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:52 (eight years ago)

http://generated.inspirobot.me/040/aXm1412xjU.jpg

Frank Ocean is the Ultimate Solution (rushomancy), Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:53 (eight years ago)

don't want to spam with more hueg images, but i just got "What melancholics inspire, hunters become"

qualx, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:54 (eight years ago)


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