"In heaven, all circumcised men reunite with their foreskins' souls"
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:20 (nine years ago)
a lot of catholics/orthodox christians cut dicks because they want to make it really hard for their boys to masturbate
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, June 5, 2017
What? I come from a country where the majority is Christian Orthodox and I've never, ever heard of this.
― pomenitul, Monday, 5 June 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)
A fren u bleed is a fren indeed
― D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)
also gonna say it since this is the contoroversial opinion thread
fat dudes have lower sexual appetite/function (cut or uncut) and act more feminine
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)
― pomenitul, Monday, June 5, 2017 9:22 AM (forty-four seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
because those same people are too conservative to talk about it so openly so they mask it in "tradition"
also tradition has taken over so they don't really understand why but culturally, masturbation is seen as a negative in christian communities, so if you read some wierd esoteric texts these days, they'll hint at it, but mostly goes people's heads
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:25 (nine years ago)
your stupid googled opinions and gut feelings is why you're the worst poster on this board btw
― k3vin k., Monday, 5 June 2017 16:27 (nine years ago)
^ triggered lol
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:27 (nine years ago)
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need a source on that. If anything, circumcision comes across as a strictly Jewish and therefore condemnable practice in Christian Orthodox countries that have yet to overcome their age-old antisemitism.
― pomenitul, Monday, 5 June 2017 16:27 (nine years ago)
notice i said a lot
take a trip to south america and talk to the catholics there
i agree that in a lot of euroeapean christian orthodox communities it does come across as stricly jewish but it's not like that everywhere
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:29 (nine years ago)
"surgically attaching a "ring of clits" to a male member produces higher gains"
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:30 (nine years ago)
k3v don't worry i still luv u man
cuz you're one of god's creatures, so fallible
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:31 (nine years ago)
My parents had me circumcised because in the early '70s it was the trendy thing to do in pediatric health.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:38 (nine years ago)
i never said it should be mandatory. it is an example of an intervention whose risks and benefits closely approximate one another, so either decision is reasonable
That makes sense. Thanks for clarifying.
― Tomorrow Begat Tomorrow (Sund4r), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:39 (nine years ago)
If anything is "ilx in 2017" about this thread it's that the response to an endorsement of fgm was mostly a bunch of dudes arguing about their foreskins
― K-hole MacLachlan (wins), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:47 (nine years ago)
wtf...
Mr Infinity, are you possibly using 'christian orthodox' to mean something different than 'orthodox christian' and why on earth would you do that...
― Frederik B, Monday, 5 June 2017 16:48 (nine years ago)
I agree about the dog pants.
― how's life, Monday, 5 June 2017 16:49 (nine years ago)
an endorsement of fgm
believing it should be legal != endorsement of the practice. i think it's depraved and immoral.
― Mordy, Monday, 5 June 2017 16:52 (nine years ago)
sorry yeah I realised that was the wrong wording after posting
― K-hole MacLachlan (wins), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:53 (nine years ago)
I'm pretty sure it shouldn't be legal tho lol xp.
in other news: having 4skin is 2 cool
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:07 (nine years ago)
Though "mostly a bunch of dudes arguing about their foreskins" = next board description?
― kajagoogoo's kazooist (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:14 (nine years ago)
having 4skin is 2 cool
Prince tracks that should have stayed in the vault
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:15 (nine years ago)
― Frederik B, Monday, June 5, 2017 9:48 AM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
uh in the usa, most boys are circumcised, there are quite a few orthodox christians in the usa who are fine with and practice it...sorry if this breaks yours and others' euro-centric vision of the world
randomly googled this which is one greek orthodox church that speaks positively about it: http://www.stgeorgegoc.org/pastors-corner/fr-ricks-sermons/meaning-of-circumcision
i mean i can tell you about my catholic upbringing, some of my family members' rank in their parish, or about my devout mother and her education, but really this does little to convince someone who only believes people practice a religion based on a doctrine written in a book
it's far more than just rules in a book or an encyclopaedia entry
my uncle does a lot of missionary work and spent most of his time in south america btw
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:23 (nine years ago)
no it's pretty rare here, circ was mostly done for medical issues later in life but there are non-invasive ways to treat phimosis etc now so it's even rarer. I've seen & been w/ lots of south american dick in my time so trust
― epigone, Monday, 5 June 2017 17:24 (nine years ago)
O and to be off-topically uncontroversial: the circumcision of newborn males is not even remotely comparable to female genital mutilation. Not morally comparable, not societally comparable, and (except for a few relatively rare cases) not medically comparable.
It's like that thing where "a man fears that a woman may laugh at him; a woman fears that a man might kill her." Yes, they're both afraid, but the two fears are not equal in severity or scope.
A normal middle-aged American man who was circumcised at birth in a hospital, but who has gone on to have a healthy and active sex life, may occasionally wonder about what things would be like had he not been circumcised. It is not part of a system of oppression against his personal autonomy or his right to sexual expression.
― kajagoogoo's kazooist (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:26 (nine years ago)
Been a while since we've seen that one wheeled out
― D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:28 (nine years ago)
― epigone, Monday, June 5, 2017 10:24 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah, it's generally only done for medical reasons in chile afaik?
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:29 (nine years ago)
Observation suggests that every possible opinion about circumcision is controversial.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:30 (nine years ago)
xxxp
never said it was the majority, but it is still a lot:
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circuncisi%C3%B3n#Distribuci.C3.B3n_geogr.C3.A1fica
7,4 % en Brasil,3 6,9 % en Colombia, entre el 10 % y el 31 % en México
http://larepublica.pe/12-11-2014/mitos-y-beneficios-de-la-circuncision
Se calcula que en la población masculina adulta 3 de cada 10 son circuncidados”, explica el médico urólogo del Centro de Litotricia, Jorge Álvarez.
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:30 (nine years ago)
My indifference to James Corden looks tame now.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 5 June 2017 17:34 (nine years ago)
lol
― K-hole MacLachlan (wins), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:36 (nine years ago)
A man who as far as we can tell consists mainly of foreskin tbf
― D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:36 (nine years ago)
Because a Greek Orthodox church in Chicago is representative of practices in, say, Serbia? You'll need to find a non-American example that's more than just an outlier.
Anyhow, in my native language I found nothing of the sort.
― pomenitul, Monday, 5 June 2017 17:57 (nine years ago)
huh? i never said it was representative of serbia or europe
i'm in the usa dude
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:07 (nine years ago)
the red white and blue
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:08 (nine years ago)
I think rescinding someone's acceptance to college over what they posted in a PRIVATE facebook group is gross and chilling, but I'm sure many people here will be all too happy to tell me why it's a Very Good Thing.
― evol j, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:12 (nine years ago)
i think that's an uncontroversial opinion
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:13 (nine years ago)
hmm I guess I'm hanging around the wrong corners of the internet then because most of what I've seen has been very laudatory of Harvard's decision.
― evol j, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:14 (nine years ago)
i'm actually fine with it. i havent read about the case you're referring to, but i bet this kid painted a very different picture of himself in his application essay. not a freedom of speech issue
― k3vin k., Monday, 5 June 2017 18:16 (nine years ago)
no, it's not a freedom of speech issue, no one is entitled to admittance to Harvard. that doesn't mean it can't still be gross.
― evol j, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:18 (nine years ago)
I envision a lovecraftian leviathan of foreskins that have united like voltron to claim revenge on the cutters
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:19 (nine years ago)
It is an outstanding thing.
Harvard is a private institution that tells propsective freshman that their acceptance is conditional upon their subsequent behavior in their acceptance letters. Everyone who actually reads the letter knows that they need to behave or else they could put their admission in jeopardy. Furthermore, these kids were in a private group with a whole bunch of people that they didn't actually know, intentionally and purposefully associating their real names with reprehensible shit as a first impression to their classmates. It's not like a subset of them got together and only passed super gross stuff around among themselves; they had to show their asses to the wider audience first, which is how the school found out about it in the first place. This is also the type of thing that would get a current student brought in front of the Administrative Board for breach of student conduct and likely made to take a year sabbatical before they could finish their degrees (the schools, both undergrad and graduate, are very loathe to kick students out once they've started studies, which is why they tried to handle so many date rape situations internally and got into trouble with Title IX violations). Finally, anyone who is dumb enough to actually participate in this type of thing, particularly associated with their real names, as a first impression to the community where they intend to spend the next four years, is actually too stupid to be at Harvard.
― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:20 (nine years ago)
yeah, fuck racists imo, DJP otm
― k3vin k., Monday, 5 June 2017 18:22 (nine years ago)
Like, do you think these kids would have been offered admission had they walked into their interviews namechecking sexually explicit material and making pinata jokes about beating Mexican children? They absolutely would not. Basically, these kids helped out some waitlisters and hopefully will reflect on the consequences associated with their actions as they get their degrees at Penn.
― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:23 (nine years ago)
is there anything in the harvard crimson rule book about cancelling your degree if you declared war on a country?
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:24 (nine years ago)
― evol j, Monday, June 5, 2017 2:12 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark
there's no such thing as privacy on Facebook
― 龜, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:25 (nine years ago)
as they get their degrees at Penn.
stone cold
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:26 (nine years ago)
yeah solid subtweet
― k3vin k., Monday, 5 June 2017 18:27 (nine years ago)
there's no such thing as privacy on the internet in general IMO
― Unchanging Window (Ross), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:28 (nine years ago)
― 龜, Monday, June 5, 2017 6:25 PM (three minutes ago)
it is kind of amazing how many ppl do not grasp this, the thing is called "social media" ffs
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:30 (nine years ago)
This is also the type of thing that would get a current student brought in front of the Administrative Board for breach of student conduct and likely made to take a year sabbatical before they could finish their degrees
I find this very hard to believe, given that the student who hung a Confederate flag out her dorm room window wasn't disciplined in any way.
And yeah, I am basically against this move, because I think 17-year-olds, even Harvard-bound 17-year-olds, are idiotic in predictable ways, and yes I am more willing to give them a pass than I am some middle-aged clown who makes a surgeon's salary trolling liberals and weeping about the silencing of his views
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:32 (nine years ago)