Have we covered Duke Cannon soap yet?
https://dukecannon.com/
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 June 2017 15:54 (seven years ago) link
uhh ok I'd seen ads before but not this beer soap
what in the heck
― mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 15:57 (seven years ago) link
they definitely are up on their masculinity branding, though, all of the military-esque references and the picture of a guy holding an axe are very on brand
― mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 15:58 (seven years ago) link
I have the naval supremacy one. It is almost too big to be practical.
Even funnier is Duluth Trading sells a tactical soap on a rope bag designed specifically to hold your Duke Cannon brick. Imho this stuff is 100% tailored for moms and wives
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:13 (seven years ago) link
lol what the fuck
― mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link
If I want to walk around all day smelling like Old Milwaukee I'll just become my grandfather.
― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:18 (seven years ago) link
does old milwaukee smell like new milkwaukee
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link
new milwaukee smells like old milwaukee, so yes.
― pplains, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:26 (seven years ago) link
what IS the best cover of "I'm My Own Grandpa"?
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:29 (seven years ago) link
The Michael Cooney one!
http://www.michaelcooney.com/
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:41 (seven years ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Uv9FIVVLIA/maxresdefault.jpg
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:50 (seven years ago) link
being in MN the duluth trading company is such a nightmare, they have billboards all the fuck over the place talking about butt cracks and nuts and sweat
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link
I drive past a billboard on the way to work every day that says:
Your Wife is Hot
Maybe it's time to call us to come service your air conditioner
― mh, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 19:45 (seven years ago) link
there is a car repair place down the street from me who have that one spelled out in their letter board out front
― how's life, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 19:49 (seven years ago) link
shit, that must be industry standard, that same line has been in use for like 10 years down here.
― nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link
https://medium.com/@remakingmanhood/why-do-we-murder-the-beautiful-friendships-of-boys-3ad722942755
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 22:29 (seven years ago) link
wow.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 22:52 (seven years ago) link
PISS IN THE FROG'S MOUTH LIKE A MEN!! pic.twitter.com/FbwPkKDOUf— Sammy (@SamChaplin) September 4, 2017
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:29 (seven years ago) link
omg
― crüt, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:42 (seven years ago) link
that's toxic reinforcement, sheesh
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Monday, 4 September 2017 23:44 (seven years ago) link
Wow. The actual site is no better.
https://www.babys-steps.com/collections/potties/products/cute-ergonomic-baby-boy-urinal
I assumed maybe someone had just typo'd men instead of man in the ad. But no. It's a thing.
The spinning epiglotis waterwheel must surely just fling piss back at you if you're urinating with any force? And I have it on good authority that little bots can urinate with force.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 07:46 (seven years ago) link
If you're a true baby men you don't care if the piss flies back on you. You just accept it, just like you accept pooping all over mommy
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:26 (seven years ago) link
Toxic masculinity is fucking WILD pic.twitter.com/gkRGpMEbsz— crowcialist 🏔 (@McKChuck) January 3, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link
is the "Not for Clowns" logo a direct attack on ICP?
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link
"Like they would use soap anyway..." Fair enough, but still.
wayzata, long known as the fucking *hardest* twin cities suburb
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link
the hatchet would indicate as much, which is amusing since Juggalos have a better rep now than ever before
― Simon H., Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
I walk past a basket of this stuff every morning. From the name, I had an idea of where they were coming from, but didn't realize they were throwing ICP and Appletinis into the same... basket.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link
i have dr bronner's bar soap, what kind of marketing is that
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Thursday, 4 January 2018 00:51 (six years ago) link
ahaha what a rush it must be, bein' a guy pic.twitter.com/eG4NjCdojD— Fire Marshal Meaghan (@meaghan_garvey) January 9, 2018
― na (NA), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 20:21 (six years ago) link
Christ
― kinder, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link
ha
that's hilarious
wld definitely sniff
― infinity (∞), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/810zyxKhyuL._SX355_.jpg
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:42 (six years ago) link
i'll measure timei'll measure height
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link
haha, i thought the same thing!did you hear the rock band version or string version in your head?
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:49 (six years ago) link
mansize? Do men have substantially bigger noses? What could they possible need a larger tissue. . .oh.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:51 (six years ago) link
\m/
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link
judging by this advert, women are also permitted to use mansize tissue to do ladylike things, or if they "have a man size cold"
https://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2009/08/kleenex-1024x682.jpg
― soref, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:17 (six years ago) link
Kleenex was trying to square the circle there
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:19 (six years ago) link
that ad is from 1964 but imo it's striking how similar it is to a lot of the 21st century ads on this thread, in that it's kind of ironic and aware that "tissues for MEN" is a self-evidently ridiculous concept, but still pushing this marketing of masculinity idea
― soref, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:24 (six years ago) link
the new target redesign in my area includes a spacious department store-like special area for men's products (and a corresponding area for women's products/makeup that looks more like ulta/sephora/department store)
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:25 (six years ago) link
and what would you like for Christmas?a train and a boat and a gun please mummy
― kinder, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 23:28 (six years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/eG4NjCdojD
This shit is hilarious - but it doesn’t strike me as any more or less absurd than gear that’s marketed on the ultra-feminine end of the spectrum. (The navy sea tactical soap from upthread, on the other hand, that’s some crazy toxic shit.) I imagine stuff like this is just companies finally cottonong on to the fact they can do gender-specific marketing & charge a premium price to men the same way they’ve been doing to women for years.
― bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 11 January 2018 16:37 (six years ago) link
the thing that annoys me the most about "masculine" bath products is that all the men's shampoos are combination shampoo/conditioners. I'd be willing to give all the REAL MAN STUFF MADE WITH WOOD CHIPS AND CAFFEINE nonsense a pass if I could just wash and condition my hair separately.
― (the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Thursday, 11 January 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link
this is the cologne my dad uses because he's a man:
https://i.imgur.com/3WYtsXe.jpg
someone needs to tell the brut graphic design team to spruce it up with more manly objects, maybe add some guns and a dead animal or something
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 January 2018 16:48 (six years ago) link
the best:
http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server5300/zwwtm3/products/564/images/474/yhst-16274294850213_2220_1587229__54697.1344354235.305.455.jpg?c=2
― bread bags of courage (brownie), Thursday, 11 January 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link
I think the first deodorant I bought as an early teen was Brut branded. They're truly the classic supermarket shelf man fragrance, precursor to those extreme branding upstarts like Axe
― mh, Thursday, 11 January 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link
Could be a liqueur, could be an aftershave, only one or two ways to find out! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Thursday, 11 January 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link
pinaud? oh yeah, those are bitters, just dab a drop or two into your drink!
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 January 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link
Karl is this how you were....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLlIKJuM1yQ
― omar little, Thursday, 11 January 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link