batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?

Trump had the conspiracy theorist types in his pocket from the get-go; had assumed that if he were ever to win he'd lose them instantly, like they'd have to think "welp, he's a lizard person/bilderberg stooge/whatever now". But the combative nature of his presidency, the fact that it always looks just about to fall apart, has made it so you can now maintain wake up sheeple cred while repping for the most powerful man in the United States.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBzcZIXUIAACxTu.jpg

this one's cracking me up bc he had to make justice peeking out from her blindfold so that it would make sense that she's reacting to hillary's pointing

like the whole point of that image is that justice is blind

physical envelopes marked "e" lol

as loony as Garrison is his attention to detail is pretty much unparalleled

Bit of a rubbish one this week, but just look at the detail on Trump's pecs, the biceps, the detail around the crotch, the big, manly hands. Phoar.

http://grrrgraphics.com/uploads/7/4/7/3/74734153/trump-comey-ben-garrison_1_orig.jpg

Big hands I know you're the one

I'm pretty sure he stuffs those gloves.

This will almost certainly end in a depiction of Trump simultaneously eviscerating an enemy and tenderly fucking the cartoonist.

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

Ummmm, what is Manhatten supposed to be in that one?

I liek how lady justice is peekign just as COmey warned

I like it because sideways USA Trump reminds me of Leroy Lockhorn

https://bjornb876.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/7c744-image002.gif

looks more like Loretta imo

It's relevant because America's relationship with Trump is much like Leroy and Loretta's marriage. Trump is drunk again at a party and dancing with a floozy while wearing a lampshade. Loretta is spending Leroy's payceck at the department store again.

I'm not sure which one is which here, but it makes sense if you think about it.

wow @ that one

That is... something. Watch out, Canada.

totally approve of bringing back 18th century noun capitalization if it means the words also have to be red and blue

lmao @ running 8 bit Trump in shape of continental US

totally approve of bringing back 18th century noun capitalization if it means the words also have to be red and blue

― qualx, Thursday, June 22, 2017 6:13 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mason & dixon: kids' edition

can't believe I just laughed at a Lockhorns comic

Here's Trump trying to fly directly into the sun while everyone tries to stop him from killing himself. pic.twitter.com/WC7uhZOWo1

— Sargon of Al-Qaeda (@WilliamFFuckley) July 4, 2017

it's funny to think that a few years ago this guy was complaining about 4chan doctoring his cartoons to make them look anti-semitic

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DF14GVsUQAA2o3y.jpg

The Rothschilds?!? STILL?!

Now more than ever.

missed the chance for star of david cufflinks

I thought the yellow triangle was bad enough.

Worse even

This is his new one today. Main takeaway for me is something along the lines of 'U Mad Bro?'

http://i.imgur.com/H2M5SaJ.jpg

Feeling that one to certain extent- personally I 'm extremely mad at McCain for coming back, voting to proceed on hcare, inspiring some venof our invective from me at least some of which has to be walked back now.

I personally am not feeling anything that uses "trannies" to any extent whatsoever.

I don't know, man. I mean the transmission is a pretty integral part of the automobile. And if I need to get it repaired, let's fix that tranny!

TRANS TRIBBLE

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGPk-9WUMAAvYLG.jpg

(also, this has to be the most Kelly-from-the-Onion Garrison cartoon yet?)

How would that not be a great arc on Star Trek?

Nice, lumping in the Furries with all that.

I actually laughed an honest, non-ironic laugh at that one. I mean, look how absolutely ridiculous it is. How could that not be joke about a joke about a joke?

I'm not about to Google this guy or visit his website. Surely, he's not serious, right?

He's very serious, but I have to admit that I laughed too, because in the middle of all the transphobia he remembered to do the Shatner line delivery shtick - "You've ... gone ... too far!"

Damn, that's too bad.

yeah he's definitely at the top of the facist cartoonist power rankings. Dilbert dude is probably #2.

makes u think

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHihG7pWsAAQT2L.jpg

ahahahah the crying statue of liberty he did it

milo sadly staring into a puff of antifascist gas

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/release-the-bannon-ben-garrison-cartoon.jpg

The Deep State seems to be a pretty feeble institution in Garrisonland, I'm surprised it's survived so long.

whooooo this is a doozy

http://i.imgur.com/wGHErmH.jpg

is that meant to be George Soros between Hillary + Obama on "Mount Leftmore"?

old movies??

lonely guy thinking baout reason

actually did laugh at the NFL players apparently having a picnic on the American flag

old movies??

― new noise, Thursday, August 24, 2017 3:08 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was tweeted by the guy who produced Arrested Development the other day, causing a hoo-hah on right-wing twitter:

John Levenstein@johnlevenstein

Now that we're talking, there are casually racist +sexist + homophobic moments in classic movies that don't need to be classics anymore.

imo this makes Levenstein sound like something of a tedious busybody, but I don't think there's any danger of these classic movies actually being 'banned'

thanks.

lol where do you even find this things??

garrison has long been a mainstay of this thread.

yeah, just wondering where these are originally posted

Clearly some of you have not contributed to his Patreon, and it shows.

I get the Premium Club exclusives direct via email.

yeah, just wondering where these are originally posted

https://grrrgraphics.com/

Each toon comes with its own explanatory essay because all the labels arent nearly sufficient

Also he posts everything and other random comments on twitter, the everything app

WHORE!

of course it's all AI now but

https://i.postimg.cc/8k7J9MN0/Screen-Shot-2026-01-21-at-10-00-36-PM.png

one thing about these rightwing AI cartoons that makes me happy is people like Vance and Rubio are in them too and your brain immediately recognizes who it is while you see Trump and immediately think "oh geez Trump hasn't looked like that in a long time"

his hands are the same size as the little girls'

no that's some weird extra arm

conjoined twins for Trump

what are they reading, the Epstein files?

It looks like a day planner.

9 AM: horrifying toilet experience

9:45-11:30: executive time, hair ikebana, Fox

10:00 diet Coke

1:00-3:00 PM: fawning praise from sycophants

2:00 diet Coke

2:15 bomb something

3:00 PM-midnight: Fox and Diet Coke

10:00 PM diaper

Midnight: unhinged social media shitpost

Thank you for your attention to this matter

reading a myst linking book

just like a rainbow in the dark