marketing of masculinity

new sweat, sweat that can mask your sweat, or sweat that you can drink to help you sweat, less or more, whichever is more healthy in the moment. or just keep sweating. sweat is sweet in your mouth and you will beg for more. sweat is coming out of your underarms and your forehead is slick with new sweat, sweat that could appear at any moment on your body. we bottle up your sweat and others pay money to make it available. new sweat, sweat, it's sweat everywhere, it can't be washed off

that's my pitch for sweat

Wine in a can has been done before.

THE ONLY THING WE’RE ANTI- IS THE TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF ORDERING AND DRINKING WINE IN LOTS OF BARS AND VENUES.

xp
It's the butch name that's its selling point, I presume.

OR AT A WHITE-CLOTHED RESTAURANT

And I'm assuming they meant "white tableclothed restaurant" here.

I DIDN'T WANT MY BUDDY TO THINK I WAS ONE OF THEM NANCY BOYS WHO CAN'T KNOCK BACK A SIXER

I always end up bleeding profusely when I crush the empty wine glass against my head.

did ddb write that press release

Actual lols @ werk ^^

RIP big man

Have we covered Duke Cannon soap yet?

https://dukecannon.com/

uhh ok I'd seen ads before but not this beer soap

what in the heck

they definitely are up on their masculinity branding, though, all of the military-esque references and the picture of a guy holding an axe are very on brand

I have the naval supremacy one. It is almost too big to be practical.

Even funnier is Duluth Trading sells a tactical soap on a rope bag designed specifically to hold your Duke Cannon brick. Imho this stuff is 100% tailored for moms and wives

lol what the fuck

If I want to walk around all day smelling like Old Milwaukee I'll just become my grandfather.

does old milwaukee smell like new milkwaukee

new milwaukee smells like old milwaukee, so yes.

what IS the best cover of "I'm My Own Grandpa"?

The Michael Cooney one!

http://www.michaelcooney.com/

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Uv9FIVVLIA/maxresdefault.jpg

being in MN the duluth trading company is such a nightmare, they have billboards all the fuck over the place talking about butt cracks and nuts and sweat

I drive past a billboard on the way to work every day that says:

Your Wife is Hot

Maybe it's time to call us to come service your air conditioner

there is a car repair place down the street from me who have that one spelled out in their letter board out front

shit, that must be industry standard, that same line has been in use for like 10 years down here.

https://medium.com/@remakingmanhood/why-do-we-murder-the-beautiful-friendships-of-boys-3ad722942755

wow.

PISS IN THE FROG'S MOUTH LIKE A MEN!! pic.twitter.com/FbwPkKDOUf

— Sammy (@SamChaplin) September 4, 2017

omg

that's toxic reinforcement, sheesh

Wow. The actual site is no better.

https://www.babys-steps.com/collections/potties/products/cute-ergonomic-baby-boy-urinal

I assumed maybe someone had just typo'd men instead of man in the ad. But no. It's a thing.

The spinning epiglotis waterwheel must surely just fling piss back at you if you're urinating with any force? And I have it on good authority that little bots can urinate with force.

If you're a true baby men you don't care if the piss flies back on you. You just accept it, just like you accept pooping all over mommy

Toxic masculinity is fucking WILD pic.twitter.com/gkRGpMEbsz

— crowcialist 🏔 (@McKChuck) January 3, 2018

is the "Not for Clowns" logo a direct attack on ICP?

"Like they would use soap anyway..." Fair enough, but still.

wayzata, long known as the fucking *hardest* twin cities suburb

is the "Not for Clowns" logo a direct attack on ICP?

the hatchet would indicate as much, which is amusing since Juggalos have a better rep now than ever before

I walk past a basket of this stuff every morning. From the name, I had an idea of where they were coming from, but didn't realize they were throwing ICP and Appletinis into the same... basket.

i have dr bronner's bar soap, what kind of marketing is that

ahaha what a rush it must be, bein' a guy pic.twitter.com/eG4NjCdojD

— Fire Marshal Meaghan (@meaghan_garvey) January 9, 2018

Christ

ha

that's hilarious

wld definitely sniff

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/810zyxKhyuL._SX355_.jpg

i'll measure time
i'll measure height

haha, i thought the same thing!
did you hear the rock band version or string version in your head?

mansize? Do men have substantially bigger noses? What could they possible need a larger tissue. . .oh.

\m/

judging by this advert, women are also permitted to use mansize tissue to do ladylike things, or if they "have a man size cold"

https://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2009/08/kleenex-1024x682.jpg

Kleenex was trying to square the circle there