new sweat, sweat that can mask your sweat, or sweat that you can drink to help you sweat, less or more, whichever is more healthy in the moment. or just keep sweating. sweat is sweet in your mouth and you will beg for more. sweat is coming out of your underarms and your forehead is slick with new sweat, sweat that could appear at any moment on your body. we bottle up your sweat and others pay money to make it available. new sweat, sweat, it's sweat everywhere, it can't be washed off
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 June 2017 05:54 (seven years ago) link
that's my pitch for sweat
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 June 2017 05:55 (seven years ago) link
Wine in a can has been done before.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 1 June 2017 06:02 (seven years ago) link
THE ONLY THING WE’RE ANTI- IS THE TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF ORDERING AND DRINKING WINE IN LOTS OF BARS AND VENUES.
― nomar, Thursday, 1 June 2017 06:08 (seven years ago) link
xpIt's the butch name that's its selling point, I presume.
― nickn, Thursday, 1 June 2017 06:23 (seven years ago) link
OR AT A WHITE-CLOTHED RESTAURANT
And I'm assuming they meant "white tableclothed restaurant" here.
― nickn, Thursday, 1 June 2017 06:26 (seven years ago) link
I DIDN'T WANT MY BUDDY TO THINK I WAS ONE OF THEM NANCY BOYS WHO CAN'T KNOCK BACK A SIXER
― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Thursday, 1 June 2017 06:27 (seven years ago) link
I always end up bleeding profusely when I crush the empty wine glass against my head.
― nickn, Thursday, 1 June 2017 06:30 (seven years ago) link
did ddb write that press release
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 13:32 (seven years ago) link
Actual lols @ werk ^^
― Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Thursday, 1 June 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link
RIP big man
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 15:49 (seven years ago) link
Have we covered Duke Cannon soap yet?
https://dukecannon.com/
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 June 2017 15:54 (seven years ago) link
uhh ok I'd seen ads before but not this beer soap
what in the heck
― mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 15:57 (seven years ago) link
they definitely are up on their masculinity branding, though, all of the military-esque references and the picture of a guy holding an axe are very on brand
― mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 15:58 (seven years ago) link
I have the naval supremacy one. It is almost too big to be practical.
Even funnier is Duluth Trading sells a tactical soap on a rope bag designed specifically to hold your Duke Cannon brick. Imho this stuff is 100% tailored for moms and wives
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:13 (seven years ago) link
lol what the fuck
― mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link
If I want to walk around all day smelling like Old Milwaukee I'll just become my grandfather.
― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:18 (seven years ago) link
does old milwaukee smell like new milkwaukee
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:21 (seven years ago) link
new milwaukee smells like old milwaukee, so yes.
― pplains, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:26 (seven years ago) link
what IS the best cover of "I'm My Own Grandpa"?
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:29 (seven years ago) link
The Michael Cooney one!
http://www.michaelcooney.com/
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:41 (seven years ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Uv9FIVVLIA/maxresdefault.jpg
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:50 (seven years ago) link
being in MN the duluth trading company is such a nightmare, they have billboards all the fuck over the place talking about butt cracks and nuts and sweat
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
I drive past a billboard on the way to work every day that says:
Your Wife is Hot
Maybe it's time to call us to come service your air conditioner
― mh, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link
there is a car repair place down the street from me who have that one spelled out in their letter board out front
― how's life, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link
shit, that must be industry standard, that same line has been in use for like 10 years down here.
― nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link
https://medium.com/@remakingmanhood/why-do-we-murder-the-beautiful-friendships-of-boys-3ad722942755
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link
wow.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 22:52 (six years ago) link
PISS IN THE FROG'S MOUTH LIKE A MEN!! pic.twitter.com/FbwPkKDOUf— Sammy (@SamChaplin) September 4, 2017
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link
omg
― crüt, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link
that's toxic reinforcement, sheesh
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Monday, 4 September 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
Wow. The actual site is no better.
https://www.babys-steps.com/collections/potties/products/cute-ergonomic-baby-boy-urinal
I assumed maybe someone had just typo'd men instead of man in the ad. But no. It's a thing.
The spinning epiglotis waterwheel must surely just fling piss back at you if you're urinating with any force? And I have it on good authority that little bots can urinate with force.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 07:46 (six years ago) link
If you're a true baby men you don't care if the piss flies back on you. You just accept it, just like you accept pooping all over mommy
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
Toxic masculinity is fucking WILD pic.twitter.com/gkRGpMEbsz— crowcialist 🏔 (@McKChuck) January 3, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link
is the "Not for Clowns" logo a direct attack on ICP?
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link
"Like they would use soap anyway..." Fair enough, but still.
wayzata, long known as the fucking *hardest* twin cities suburb
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link
the hatchet would indicate as much, which is amusing since Juggalos have a better rep now than ever before
― Simon H., Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
I walk past a basket of this stuff every morning. From the name, I had an idea of where they were coming from, but didn't realize they were throwing ICP and Appletinis into the same... basket.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link
i have dr bronner's bar soap, what kind of marketing is that
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Thursday, 4 January 2018 00:51 (six years ago) link
ahaha what a rush it must be, bein' a guy pic.twitter.com/eG4NjCdojD— Fire Marshal Meaghan (@meaghan_garvey) January 9, 2018
― na (NA), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 20:21 (six years ago) link
Christ
― kinder, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link
ha
that's hilarious
wld definitely sniff
― infinity (∞), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/810zyxKhyuL._SX355_.jpg
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:42 (six years ago) link
i'll measure timei'll measure height
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link
haha, i thought the same thing!did you hear the rock band version or string version in your head?
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:49 (six years ago) link
mansize? Do men have substantially bigger noses? What could they possible need a larger tissue. . .oh.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:51 (six years ago) link
\m/
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link
judging by this advert, women are also permitted to use mansize tissue to do ladylike things, or if they "have a man size cold"
https://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2009/08/kleenex-1024x682.jpg
― soref, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:17 (six years ago) link
Kleenex was trying to square the circle there
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:19 (six years ago) link