another maniacal Armond White review, this time "Fahrenheit 9/11"

tho it's not even remotely surprising that white is an alt-righter

i mean literally the first review in this thread is titled "film of the fascist liberal"

i agree w you 100%. just making fun of a tweet of a collage of screenshots of tweets. screenshot that review and post it next to some damning icons.

i thought Michael Moore was gen held in contempt around here

Better pundit than filmmaker

i never get tired of opening up this thread and stumbling on this line:

As Kevin Costner worried in JFK, we are indeed through the looking glass now.

fuck yeah!

I, like most Americans, refuse to participate in La La Land.

— armond white (@3xchair) June 4, 2017

Here's to the dreamers.

* Armond runs to pay phone to call ICE *

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Also, certain now that all the books he's tease as "coming soon" over the last decade-plus of this thread will never see the light of day.

how many non-complilation books has he authored? just the Tupac?

god Armond "ruining" the 100% Rotten Tomatoes score for Get Out is still so fucking funny to me, such a classic Armond move

That seems to be the only one, yes.

alas my two friends who thought Get Out sucked are not critics.

Ned's reaction to that review is also amazing:

White wrote of Peele’s film: “‘Get Out’ does not rank with America’s notable race comedies — Brian De Palma’s ‘Hi, Mom!’, Ossie Davis’s ‘Gone Are the Days! (Purlie Victorious)’, Robert Downey Sr.’s ‘Putney Swope,’ Melvin Van Peebles’s ‘Sweet Sweetback’, Hal Ashby’s ‘The Landlord,’ Rusty Cundieff’s ‘Fear of a Black Hat,’ or any of the genre spoofs by the Wayans family, … or the recent Eddie Murphy films that are so personal and ingenious, they transcend racial categorization.”

Still taking this in.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, February 28, 2017 6:51 PM (three months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ned, still taking it in?

he had me through The Landlord, at the v minimum

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_a_100%25_rating_on_Rotten_Tomatoes

The list of movies Armond hasn't "ruined" on RT is pretty long tbh.

the personal and ingenious movies of Griffith, they transcend racial categorizatoin.

24: Redemption

Eddie Murphy has recent films?

Ned, still taking it in?

I've moved towards taking it on board.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truman_(2015_film)

57 positive reviews?!

I'm more sick of Rotten Tomatoes than I am of Armond.

xpost Perhaps that should have been called Julian's Complicated Situation.

I've never used it.

I prefer meat critic.

I don't either, but it has a certain cultural ubiquity that I finally noticed last semester when some of my students were discussing some movie or another (Get Out? La La Land?) and contrasting their reactions towards the RT score.

reactions towards against the RT score

the tomato has become totally ubiquitous, shows up whenever you google a movie, listed right next to the running time. i use the Flixster app and that fuckin tomato is always right there. in a way it's cool because shit blockbusters like Baywatch and Pirates 800 or whatever wither on the vine, but their whole process of determining how to categorize middling reviews as positive or negative seems fishy.

wither on the vine

I see what you did

lol damn that was unintentional

i saw Pirates at a drive in a few weeks ago and had a blast, fuck the tomatoes

i read that as meaning the Polanski film w/ Matthau

All I have left to look forward to is Armond's Detroit review.

— ＮＯＴ ＲＥＣＯＮＣＩＬＥＤ (@NickPinkerton) July 30, 2017

hell yea

Here you go:

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/450145/kathyrn-bigelow-detroit-romanticizes-riots-equates-detroit-riots-ferguson

By his standards, this is actually a somewhat tempered take.

It's official. His first NRO post that isn't a review:

Now, after the mess of Charlottesville and the mainstream media’s deliberate misreading of White House statements, these czars have uncustomarily succumbed to show-business, art-world, and theater-bubble peer pressure. Peer pressure is an undeniable part of the arts-panel experience — as it is also evidence of millennial virtue-posturing.

"deliberate misreading"

wow

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/450637/nea-resignations-good-riddance

Refute the Obama revolution that “transformed” America into an elitist state of empowered celebrities. It had filled the government with uncompromising progressives — wealthy ones at that — who would rather see the system collapse than compromise their egotism. Let freeloader grant applicants squirm, or let Hollywood, Broadway and the mainstream media — our new czars — get off the government tit and totally fund themselves.

On the fall of Armond

http://hazlitt.net/feature/critical-failure

Good read, thanks

Level headed in every way. The diametric opposite to Armond today.

Q&A with James Toback smartest, most honest director in America. https://t.co/f9GWEiPVSE

— armond white (@3xchair) October 23, 2017

armond white is what happens when you're a creep to those around you and subsequently rejected and forgotten, i.e. the perfect mark for the alt-right.

excellent point.

well times, Armond https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/oct/22/james-toback-sexual-harassment-writer-director-accused

well that's why he revived a 17-year-old interview.