batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

Healthiest president ever iirc

can someone please let ben garrison know that blogs, by definition, are not a print medium? great, thx

trump as mr. burns. seems accurate.

Occasionally I wonder, when the WP comes up, whether Jeff Bezos is not in fact a more malign or potentially more malign figure than Trump, taking a broad view. But I guess that isn't the conversation Ben Garrison is interested in having.

http://grrrgraphics.com/uploads/7/4/7/3/74734153/cnn-talking-russia_orig.jpg

I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA? What's he going to do when the Trump project inevitably disintegrates? Is there a point where he would be disillusioned? What then?

He's also written a long article entitled "Advice for Aspiring Cartoonists" in case anyone wants to follow in his footsteps.

when the Trump project inevitably disintegrates it will be because of the sinister machinations of the shadowy elite made up of the Republican establishment the Deep State and the Rothschilds

the media has its golden goose so the "project" (whatever that is) disintegrating not likely to happen. he could be impeached and exiled from the country and we will still hear about every single dumb thing he tweets for the rest of his and our livee.

lives even

impeachment or resignation or criminal charges of some sort is the disintegration I'm talking about, sorry if you would like that phrased differently.

"How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?"

this is trump's base generally; hence the focus on the evil media and derp state machinations to explain why having trump in charge isn't magically fulfilling all their dreams and changing the entire system.

Not sure if "derp state" is a typo or not, but I like it.

An accurate description of the current administration I hope it catches on.

lol, yes, typo

I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?

Trump had the conspiracy theorist types in his pocket from the get-go; had assumed that if he were ever to win he'd lose them instantly, like they'd have to think "welp, he's a lizard person/bilderberg stooge/whatever now". But the combative nature of his presidency, the fact that it always looks just about to fall apart, has made it so you can now maintain wake up sheeple cred while repping for the most powerful man in the United States.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBzcZIXUIAACxTu.jpg

this one's cracking me up bc he had to make justice peeking out from her blindfold so that it would make sense that she's reacting to hillary's pointing

like the whole point of that image is that justice is blind

physical envelopes marked "e" lol

as loony as Garrison is his attention to detail is pretty much unparalleled

Bit of a rubbish one this week, but just look at the detail on Trump's pecs, the biceps, the detail around the crotch, the big, manly hands. Phoar.

http://grrrgraphics.com/uploads/7/4/7/3/74734153/trump-comey-ben-garrison_1_orig.jpg

Big hands I know you're the one

I'm pretty sure he stuffs those gloves.

This will almost certainly end in a depiction of Trump simultaneously eviscerating an enemy and tenderly fucking the cartoonist.

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

Ummmm, what is Manhatten supposed to be in that one?

I liek how lady justice is peekign just as COmey warned

I like it because sideways USA Trump reminds me of Leroy Lockhorn

https://bjornb876.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/7c744-image002.gif

looks more like Loretta imo

It's relevant because America's relationship with Trump is much like Leroy and Loretta's marriage. Trump is drunk again at a party and dancing with a floozy while wearing a lampshade. Loretta is spending Leroy's payceck at the department store again.

I'm not sure which one is which here, but it makes sense if you think about it.

wow @ that one

That is... something. Watch out, Canada.

totally approve of bringing back 18th century noun capitalization if it means the words also have to be red and blue

lmao @ running 8 bit Trump in shape of continental US

totally approve of bringing back 18th century noun capitalization if it means the words also have to be red and blue

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mason & dixon: kids' edition

can't believe I just laughed at a Lockhorns comic

Here's Trump trying to fly directly into the sun while everyone tries to stop him from killing himself. pic.twitter.com/WC7uhZOWo1

— Sargon of Al-Qaeda (@WilliamFFuckley) July 4, 2017

it's funny to think that a few years ago this guy was complaining about 4chan doctoring his cartoons to make them look anti-semitic

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DF14GVsUQAA2o3y.jpg

The Rothschilds?!? STILL?!

Now more than ever.

missed the chance for star of david cufflinks

I thought the yellow triangle was bad enough.

Worse even

This is his new one today. Main takeaway for me is something along the lines of 'U Mad Bro?'

http://i.imgur.com/H2M5SaJ.jpg

Feeling that one to certain extent- personally I 'm extremely mad at McCain for coming back, voting to proceed on hcare, inspiring some venof our invective from me at least some of which has to be walked back now.

I personally am not feeling anything that uses "trannies" to any extent whatsoever.

I don't know, man. I mean the transmission is a pretty integral part of the automobile. And if I need to get it repaired, let's fix that tranny!

TRANS TRIBBLE

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGPk-9WUMAAvYLG.jpg

(also, this has to be the most Kelly-from-the-Onion Garrison cartoon yet?)

How would that not be a great arc on Star Trek?

Nice, lumping in the Furries with all that.

I actually laughed an honest, non-ironic laugh at that one. I mean, look how absolutely ridiculous it is. How could that not be joke about a joke about a joke?

I'm not about to Google this guy or visit his website. Surely, he's not serious, right?

I can't even work out what the clothing of the guy on the left here is meant to convey (except that he's a Dumbocrat, I guess?)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fg7ANXcUUAAEQHF?format=jpg&name=900x900

it is ridiculous but quite worrying that the nazis have gone full-on in trying to redefine racism as "saying something is racist" or even "talking about race"

xp the guy on the right, rather. the one in orange.

annie has murdered someone who was shorter than her own legs

flypaper for QAnon'ers

guarantee you that the creator of these looks exactly like his cut'n paste republican in the purple shirt.

I promise, sometimes I don't wanna be right even when I am.

https://i.imgur.com/icLakTi.jpg

and hol-lee shit at this moron's facebook page.

https://i.imgur.com/XhI3hIy.png

and disappointing that he has zero likes for most of his posts:
https://twitter.com/chrisbjorn6

ok i saw the other screenshots from this Free Press article but nothing could have prepared me for how funny this intro is in the context of the cartoons pic.twitter.com/LNu6qGNEqH

— Katie Martin (@katiedimartin) April 24, 2023

i couldn't remember the name of this thread so i had to google "bad conservative political cartoonist" to remember ben garrison's name so i could search for it on ilx to find this thread

Are we spending our finite time on Earth wisely? And do we even grasp how finite that time is?

In the chapter we’ve excerpted below, Tim uses the tale of a made-up land called Hypothetica to show how easily people can be forced into saying—and eventually thinking—the same things. (The piece is longer than our usual fare, in part because of the illustrations, so consider printing it out or saving for this evening over a cocktail.)

amazing

making myself sad by thinking about the person contemplating whether they're spending their finite time on earth wisely and then printing out an article from thefp.com and spending their evening reading it over a cocktail

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:zuuhnsbfrt6sjtimuzx7olop/bafkreifcl2k5myc4udccletuz4cl374kraathxoqg5ry5mavcp6mlh2qom@jpeg

lol where do you even find this things??

garrison has long been a mainstay of this thread.

yeah, just wondering where these are originally posted

Clearly some of you have not contributed to his Patreon, and it shows.

I get the Premium Club exclusives direct via email.

yeah, just wondering where these are originally posted

https://grrrgraphics.com/

Each toon comes with its own explanatory essay because all the labels arent nearly sufficient

Also he posts everything and other random comments on twitter, the everything app

WHORE!

of course it's all AI now but

https://i.postimg.cc/8k7J9MN0/Screen-Shot-2026-01-21-at-10-00-36-PM.png

one thing about these rightwing AI cartoons that makes me happy is people like Vance and Rubio are in them too and your brain immediately recognizes who it is while you see Trump and immediately think "oh geez Trump hasn't looked like that in a long time"

his hands are the same size as the little girls'

no that's some weird extra arm

conjoined twins for Trump

what are they reading, the Epstein files?

It looks like a day planner.

9 AM: horrifying toilet experience

9:45-11:30: executive time, hair ikebana, Fox

10:00 diet Coke

1:00-3:00 PM: fawning praise from sycophants

2:00 diet Coke

2:15 bomb something

3:00 PM-midnight: Fox and Diet Coke

10:00 PM diaper

Midnight: unhinged social media shitpost

Thank you for your attention to this matter

reading a myst linking book

just like a rainbow in the dark