EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

compared to half of the rest of this thread?

plenty of superb excelsior material from me ignored while the thread rots

my unfairly ignored "women laphet alone with salad" post runs lolsome rings around most of the dross here

shit that was a classic def

take it to exselfieor

i am chastened not to have activated lj's chortle muscles

it sounded better when i was practicing it in the mirror

some fences youre just better off going around yknow?

dammit

I DON'T NEED ANY TIME OFF, CHIEF. I'M SO CLOSE

take it here boys

the LOLZ on the EXCELSIOR bus go bon and jovi

It was only beets.

― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 10:04 (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Did you get it looked at by dr dre

― ben foster five (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 10:10 (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my unfairly ignored "women laphet alone with salad" post runs lolsome rings around most of the dross here

while we're doing this i feel like my follow-up about 'yaphet kotto's laphet grotto' was also criminally overlooked

not nearly enough recognition for that time ppl were owning themselves on the excelsior thread and i made an armpit fart noise

*parrrp*

that was good tbf

I don't know what laphet is so a laugh was highly unlikely.

laphet down

This thread is a good way to let off some steam and laugh it off.

http://www.phoenixfm.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/8b.jpg

LET OFF SOME STEAM, LAPHET

https://img.memesuper.com/681b5d948cc7baba15f81ab513361bd8_laugh-it-up-page-2-laugh-it-up-fuzzball-meme_450-300.jpeg

christ this bullshit turns everyone into a koffee klatsch of gossipy housewives

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 23, 2017 12:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

which takes a lot of doing on ILX

― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, May 23, 2017 12:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are people self consciously misspelling lahpet

nah, pet

No, they're self consciously mentioning it at all

lame

greg gianforte, the gop's bjork

― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, May 25, 2017 10:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In the 80s I had a blue and white plaid flannel that I adored because the squares were so large it looked like something Jaime Hernandez would draw for a Love & Rockets character.

https://frivolousnow.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/img1951.jpg

― pavane to the darryl of strawberry (bendy), Friday, May 26, 2017 11:45 AM (one hour ago)

^Maggie Minus Garfield

― JRN, Friday, May 26, 2017 12:33 PM (twenty-four minutes ago)

LOL

Re: Marvel movies

--

I enjoy p much all of these movies but they suffer from the same major problems

The plot is the same every time

The setup of impossible odds takes up most of the movie and hey ho these odds are defeated in the last five mins

but mostly

It is unthinkable that anyone we care about dies, or even gets hurt beyond a scratch

I'll still catch it in the cinema and undoubtedly have a blast but I mean I have a blast bowling and bowling doesn't cost 70 million dollars to put together and is rarely utterly stupid

― D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, May 29, 2017 11:52 AM (eleven minutes ago)

I take it you've never played glow in the dark bowling, or put those inflatable bumpers in the gutters

― mh, Monday, May 29, 2017 11:53 AM (ten minutes ago)

Strike utterly stupid from the record

― D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, May 29, 2017 11:59 AM (four minutes ago)

if you haven't yet fp'd deems's May 21 self-celsior (of a particularly custosian rejoinder), please get it in before a new thread is started

Considering how easy it is to share pictures, it's a little weird that lots of visual artists aren't more famous.

The internet is like a new library of images being dumped on everyone's head, every morning. If we don't wake up with billions of images crashing through the bedroom window and jpeg strands in our teeth from the night before, we become agitated but can't clearly explain why

― Karl Malone

its like they are putting cigarettes in a dragons anus

― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx)

It's exactly like that

― Karl Malone

But this time...the cigarettes aren't candy

And this time...there's no ashtray

― Karl Malone

also this striking paragraph

Change the villains. It’s not so hard, really. Just change the villains to something more realistic. Islam is on the rise in America, as is the violence of inner city gangs. Are you scared to do so? In the words of Boltair – “To learn who rules you, simply find out who’s not being criticized.”

i assume they mean voltaire but there's apparently a 'furry artist and fursuiter' out there called talliy boltair and this is a gamergate petition so any of the usual assumptions about reality really need to be jettisoned at the first opportunity

― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 7:09 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shoot for lag∞n. even if you miss, you'll land among calstars.

― Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, May 31, 2017 6:39 PM

the head was the only funny thing she's done since Newsradio went off the air

― akm, Thursday, June 1, 2017 12:17 AM (thirty-five seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

worse yet, she had to use a convincing clone under another name to get the lols on Newsradio

― nomar, Thursday, June 1, 2017 9:21 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahaha I was wondering!

Its a mistake Ive made before tbf. Also its possible akm said what he did on purpose!

Nice escalation of yuks in this exchange:

donald trump is president, and the us house of representatives just voted to repeal the alternative care act. i'm worried about me, too

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, May 5, 2017 5:38 PM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*affordable care act

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, May 5, 2017 5:39 PM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that other thing sounds much different.

― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, May 5, 2017 5:55 PM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think alternative care act is about right for the new one tbh

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, May 5, 2017 8:51 PM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They just prescribe you enemas and essential oils for everything.

― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Friday, May 5, 2017 8:55 PM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alternative to livin'

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, May 5, 2017 9:59 PM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We like to think that there's an alternative to care, and that's what we do.

― Jigsaw Pizzle (Old Lunch), Saturday, May 6, 2017 7:04 AM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DOngs with balls should have to wear some kind of pants.

― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Monday, June 5, 2017 1:59 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait I mean to type dogs not dongs

― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Monday, June 5, 2017 3:18 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

There was always a new nadir somewhere, and now we've found it

one of the differences is that when you work for a public institution you are beholden to the state. what was upsetting with this was that they were charged with an additional authority over the workers. they could report them for breaking rules and have them sent back to prison and likely disciplined if they didn't make these those two happy. this is pretty different from following rules in a public prison. much more easy to abuse this newfound authority. if you look at circa scandals like Paula Jones or the Iraq Air strike to divert attention from the Lewinsky trials, there is a pattern of abusing authority. if you were a prisoner who accidentally saw somebody doing some illegal shit (and working w politicans for decades you probably would) it seems like it you may make some powerful enemies.

this is mostly conjecture tho. the casualness of it is the disturbing thing. it would be interesting to interview these people, maybe they were great family friends and it was a way to legit get out of a cycle of imprisonment. it depends on how much you trust the Clintons, i suppose.

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), 8. juni 2017 23:34 (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There was always a new nadir somewhere, and now we've found it

― imago, Monday, June 5, 2017 9:11 AM (three days ago)

Not exactly a knee slapper huh?

There was always a new EXCELSIOR somewhere, and now we've LOL'd it

xp - I'll take 100 tomato puns over garbage like that

hard to imagine a context in which the sarcastic excelsior succeeds

there are plenty of sarcastic excelsiors -- this one is not one of those

^ successful

On one hand posting something sarcastically on this thread is a douchebag move but on the other hand so is the threads you won't click on thread or whatever it's called, in others words we are all fucked

can we cash out now?

― At Last the 1933 Show (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 June 2017 22:55 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink