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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_erotica

While Sims and Branwen's titles focus on heterosexual sex, gay dinosaur erotica also exists. The Guardian's columnist Damien Walter has published a review of Hunter Fox's short story A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay by speculative fiction author Phronk. The review comments that the book "has no intrinsic redeeming qualities. It is horribly written, morally questionable, and even the sex in it seems like an afterthought ... It's the Kardashian of crappy erotica." Nonetheless, its mere success gives it meaning and appeal:

The title alone is delightful, tapping into deep-seated cynicism about post-50-Shades erotica and today’s publishing industry. Its unjustifiably high Amazon ranking delights and frustrates traditional authors and self-published authors alike. And the horrid writing only underscores how ridiculous it is that this bizarre artifact even exists.[2]

a whole world out there

i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 18 May 2017 17:29 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/jHJlgMn.jpg?1

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:08 (nine years ago)

six months pass...

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

https://i.imgur.com/npg5fGg.jpg

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 10:49 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

When CPR dummies have a better sex life than you. pic.twitter.com/fLV06n7eLw

— Derek Faye (@Derek_Faye) January 21, 2018

Madchen, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 10:10 (eight years ago)

four months pass...

https://78.media.tumblr.com/fbee70acfee94d799ed4eeb40105e1be/tumblr_p8iydoKf9t1wsbn2ao1_1280.jpg

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 26 May 2018 20:54 (eight years ago)

eight months pass...

https://i.redd.it/96czfyjp8og21.jpg

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 15 February 2019 13:56 (seven years ago)

lool! Trump tattoos is a wild Gis wormhole to go into. I did one once and some crazy bastard has got a naked Trump one with a baby/mushroom dick!

calzino, Friday, 15 February 2019 13:59 (seven years ago)

what the fuck xp

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 February 2019 14:14 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://i.redd.it/rhv9ljulhlk21.jpg

invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 March 2019 11:00 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

https://images.currentaffairs.org/2019/06/Screen-Shot-2019-06-09-at-11.17.02-AM.jpg

God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 June 2019 13:08 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e9b7db6b53a868870711d9a336a3a3cb/tumblr_o0o2cgtfBn1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg

(Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 15:31 (six years ago)

*blows whistle*

lock thread

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 16:32 (six years ago)

Spencer Diesel voiced by Kevin Spacey.

calzino, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 16:37 (six years ago)

holy lol

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 16:46 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://s3.amazonaws.com/profile.ceg/1000px/750/s3-750-0519-May-Profile-Cover.jpg

soref, Sunday, 8 September 2019 14:10 (six years ago)

mike’s doing some baldocking alright

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 8 September 2019 14:14 (six years ago)

Haha

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 September 2019 14:23 (six years ago)

the best thread

calzino, Sunday, 8 September 2019 14:24 (six years ago)

https://i.ibb.co/yhdpgyY/Untitled-11.jpg

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 12 September 2019 01:20 (six years ago)

there’s more than one type of one-eyes monster in this picture amirite

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 September 2019 06:31 (six years ago)

one-eyed, goddammit

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 12 September 2019 06:32 (six years ago)

this thread is life <3

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 September 2019 08:54 (six years ago)

one month passes...

A lot of action in this old astrological illustration
https://publicdomainreview.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/s3_V0024000_V0024813.jpg

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 25 October 2019 04:20 (six years ago)

ass-trological amirite

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 October 2019 06:36 (six years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/oct/26/blind-date-joe-chris?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

The daters are always photographed separately pre-date and shopped together later. Usually side by side.

Madchen, Saturday, 26 October 2019 08:31 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/kqYa1qm.png

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 27 October 2019 20:30 (six years ago)

https://regmedia.co.uk/2008/08/27/portsmouth_dockyard.jpg

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Sunday, 27 October 2019 21:16 (six years ago)

Andreza Giant Panda meets fellow wrestler, Maku Donaruto. pic.twitter.com/6IRn9iC7le

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) October 22, 2019

Stevie T, Sunday, 27 October 2019 21:34 (six years ago)

https://blog.kitchenstuffplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Gentle-Ben-Lunch-Box.jpg

Sure I posted this before, but i think the link is broken.

Fizzles, Monday, 28 October 2019 14:00 (six years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EInNlEBUwAAWyNu?format=jpg&name=large

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:08 (six years ago)

lol! was going to post that here, but bottled it!

calzino, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 14:10 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIJQLnVX0AEyJCu.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 25 November 2019 19:28 (six years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKemwjdWwAEgYMD?format=jpg&name=900x900

calzino, Thursday, 28 November 2019 20:57 (six years ago)

Such a dependable thread.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 November 2019 20:58 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/2C2fayM.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 2 December 2019 15:36 (six years ago)

Omg

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 December 2019 15:50 (six years ago)

https://www.usps.com/ecp/asset/images/479504-L0.jpg

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 2 December 2019 16:01 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

it is ... hard to see what they were going for there

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 13:01 (six years ago)

no animals were injured, only pleasured

WHEEL! OF! FORESKIN! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 13:06 (six years ago)

Went to Tynwald Mills today and was quite amused yet disturbed by their placement of their Xmas polar bears 😳🙈🤣 #merryxmas #ohmy #naughtybears #feelingthelove #frombehind #bearbehind @Laughology pic.twitter.com/V5vvTgGmSB

— Ruth Hogg (@MrsManxTiger) November 18, 2018

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 26 December 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

https://i.redd.it/71y4qhjoj6841.jpg

hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 20:06 (six years ago)

lol! goofy corpse needs a good seeing to!

calzino, Wednesday, 1 January 2020 20:13 (six years ago)

https://imgur.com/fxBjWRW

maffew12, Sunday, 5 January 2020 20:05 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/fxBjWRW.jpg

maffew12, Sunday, 5 January 2020 20:07 (six years ago)

baby yoda origin story

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e308afa1e31d88574cc9dfb4adc85da6/tumblr_osx5nedJzX1rnw4vbo1_1280.jpg

hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 5 January 2020 21:50 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

Batman 'climbing' a skyscraper, 1966 pic.twitter.com/8vOoU99rY6

— History Lovers Club (@historylvrsclub) January 21, 2020

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 04:20 (six years ago)

'climbing'

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 04:20 (six years ago)


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