Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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That's not an answer, btw. Although that is a good one.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"That's not an answer, btw. Although that is a good one."

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY U BRAEK HEART ALL TIME?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"HELLO DAD? I'M IN JAIL!"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ohhohohohohooooooo good one
xpost to nicka

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even know you.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"WALK THE DINOSAUR!"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't even know who you are?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm a star! I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It is happening again... It is happening again...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"WHAT UP DOG?"

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a TP reference, Tuomas?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"WOW BOB WOW"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope you've found my input useful.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"WHAT IS HAPPENING????????"

I saw a porno once where someone actually said that for no apparent reason.
Maybe she thought it was funny.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

that gives new meaning to the whole "in the end" part

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a TP reference, Tuomas?

Yes.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

but the "got so far" bit can be hit and miss

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

on that note,
"I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"i tried so hard"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've had better"

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M COMING UP YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSSSS

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

HI NED

Whoa. Dare I envision the contexts (assuming they don't involve me)?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess the context would be that you walked in?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Or maybe I just materialized in a vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

He's fixing the copier.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

we are the robots

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/YOU-MAN-NOW.jpg

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"EXCELSIOR!!!!!"

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME"

*donkey punch*

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Elvis has left the ding-a-ling.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM!"

(ok, who gets my reference?)

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

What aisle is tissue paper on?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Slow down little nigga
Don’t exceed your speed
Cuz I will put g's on they fitted like the Negro league
I got connects so I don’t need no weed
I’ve been in LA for a year now
So I don’t see no seeds
After I’m done you clappin’ the crew
Hell yeah, I fuck fans
Guess what your favorite rapper does too
In a minute I’ma have the Jew to makin’ my rims spin
My crew run wild at the Jamaica’s at Kingston
Nothin’ but bling bling in ya face boy
That’s why my knicks shine like one of them shirts Puffy and Mase wore
I done find a nympho as soon as I pop a bra
She had my balls head first just like a soccer star
You can only stand next to the man if you proper
Ya'll take care of birds like a animal doctor
Been out and I’m buzzin’ niggas just slept on me
So I’m out for revenge like one of bin laden's cousins

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"What's your take on Jon Williams?"

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"COLUMNATED RUINS DOMINO!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

(especially if you sing it just like the record)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! I. AM. A. MAN!"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"MY BALLS ESPLODE!!!!!"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Arial is the poor man's Helvetica"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jumanji!"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 October 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Immediately after climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY launched into a discussion concerning how good he was during a recent appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno: "It was funny, they used a big clip of me.... Right after Brokaw and Brokaw was absolutely the most unfunny guy in the world, and the audience got a big charge out of my.... It was good."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 October 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"oh, i'm so sorry. that usually never happens to me, but you look so fucking hot, hey, hey, aw, come back, co-"

*sigh

"tough on cum, tough on the causes of cum"

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 16 October 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I have some questions about Homosexual Sex. How do you decide whose dick goes in whose butt? Do you get poo on your penis? Do homosexuals masterbate the same as everybody else or do they put something in their butt?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"EVERYTHING MUST GO!"

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i, thankfully, don't have any questions on homosexual relations...

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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