EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

good ideas but he needs a Stanley Kubrick to redruM! redruM!

who will be a stan stan

aw i've always liked amash. but you're right.

― goole, Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:49 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you have always liked Amash

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like waht

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

plz elaborate

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He meant "a mash." He meant a monster mash.

― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:52 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol

hee hee love it

Man I actually let out a normal laugh at one of these finally

Has "I was just joking" ever held up as a defense in court?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, May 18, 2017 6:43 AM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i remember it not coming across brilliantly in the dahmer trial

― spud called maris (darraghmac), Thursday, May 18, 2017 6:46 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/thedaytoday/S01E02/gif/r4LDfiLuZZV6.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtcbVUNO1NY

My son had a letter sent home from school because he led a group sing-along of Livin' On a Prayer on the bus and would not stop when asked by the driver. We were cautioned that if he did it one more time there would be a two week bus suspension. I don't know what's wrong with that boy.

― how's life, Saturday, 20 May 2017 06:53 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe they're thinking what i'm thinking, that with the school year drawing to a close, and "Prayer"'s quarter-century ubiquity, the deeper cut with the equally strong chorus "Never Say Goodbye" was the better call here?

― rip van wanko, Saturday, 20 May 2017 06:58 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This country went downhill after they removed Livin on a Prayer from schools.

wkiw how's life's son

every semester of school bus rides has a New Jersey

lol pplains

he went down in a blaze of glory

When the LOLZ thread delivers bonus LOLZ. Well done, folks.

OTM

I'm a schoolboy
On a yellow bus I ride

omg you guys. lol.

That driver gives busdrivin a bad name

As an ex-school bus driver, the only reason I'd insist on stopping a sing-along would have been if my dispatcher were trying to reach me on the radio and I couldn't hear what she was trying to tell me. Otherwise, it's no big deal.

It's his life

How else can one know how many bottles of beer there are on the wall?

Your bus driver's bad discipline
Bad decision on your son's misdeeds, woah oh oh
I give up on this bad discipline
Don't need permission when I sing Bon Jovi

Honestly the funniest part for me is imagining that he's doing it where he waits for a quiet/unexpected moment and just winds up with a huge

hWHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA

otm

Remember on the bus that night
You and me we had a fight

WILD
WILD IN THE SEATS

i guess this time you're really leaving
i heard your schoolbus say goodbye

Drove through a light
And you're to blame

more like bus jovi

I'm been working for a few hours on a joke to go with all this that plays off of Daft Punk's "Teachers" it's been tough. After some edits, my joke is now this:

Aimless

so

someone make a new thread

more like bus jovi

who says you can't go home (on the bus)?

so

someone make a new thread

― mookieproof, Sunday, 21 May 2017 05:32 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just had a Lib Dem canvasser. First thing out of his fucking mouth was Brexit.

― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 21 May 2017 10:40 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why is that bad

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 21 May 2017 10:45 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sounds like a kind of mint

"hey mate, got another one of those brexits?"

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 May 2017 11:13 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Brexit!.....Good day Sir."

― nashwan, Sunday, 21 May 2017 12:29 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"are pierogis making your mouth sweat? is that glass of bordeaux giving you the dragon? try BREXIT, guaranteed to hose down the excitable flavours of the single market with a cool blast of structural unemployment. buy now and receive theresa may absolutely free"

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 May 2017 13:05 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so

someone make a new thread

― mookieproof, Sunday, 21 May 2017 05:32 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ban violent jinks (imago), Sunday, 21 May 2017 12:00 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not like there's much call for one tbf

'buy now and receive theresa may absolutely free' feels like a nadir

compared to half of the rest of this thread?

plenty of superb excelsior material from me ignored while the thread rots

my unfairly ignored "women laphet alone with salad" post runs lolsome rings around most of the dross here

shit that was a classic def

take it to exselfieor

i am chastened not to have activated lj's chortle muscles

it sounded better when i was practicing it in the mirror

some fences youre just better off going around yknow?

dammit

I DON'T NEED ANY TIME OFF, CHIEF. I'M SO CLOSE