EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

Trump def hurt himself today.

― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, May 15, 2017 8:05 PM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

To see if he could feel

― Treeship, Monday, May 15, 2017 8:06 PM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

at last

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-23-2015/aTt2Fm.gif

“The president has plenary authority to do whatever the fuck he pleases with ‘classified information,’” she[Coulter] wrote in an email.

i think the comparison to a president sharing/declassifying the nuclear launch codes with say, north korea, is a good one. it wouldn't be illegal for a president, right? i tried to do a quick fact check on that but googling "can the president legally share nuclear launch codes" just opens up a hole in the ground containing a giant slide to a room with no exit with infinite slapping hands

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, May 16, 2017 12:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room table

i have a placemat on my dining room table that says 'this pepper mill has been in my ass'

― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:51 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Blimey, Pepper Mill One-Upmanship!

― Mark G, Tuesday, May 16, 2017

A bit too subtle for out loud laughter.

ah yes very subtle

:D

I'd kiss that exchange were it possible

i can offer you the consolation prize of kissing my pepper mill if u like

Kiss? You grind a pepper mill iirc

hell yeah you do

stop doing excelsiors inside the excelsior ffs

xp i think you are talking about a pepper mill mill

No! You've got it all wrong! Pepper Mill is the name of my dog!

Grinder? No, we never even kissed.

I am not really very into fiction in general but was suprised at how sophmoric his writing seemed to me - good ideas but he needs STanley Kubrick to eralie trghem

― Violet Jynx, Tuesday, May 16, 2017 4:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the last part of that sentence took a Lovecraftian turn

― Number None, Tuesday, May 16, 2017 4:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good ideas but he needs a Stanley Kubrick to redruM! redruM!

who will be a stan stan

aw i've always liked amash. but you're right.

― goole, Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:49 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you have always liked Amash

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like waht

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

plz elaborate

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He meant "a mash." He meant a monster mash.

― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:52 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol

hee hee love it

Man I actually let out a normal laugh at one of these finally

Has "I was just joking" ever held up as a defense in court?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, May 18, 2017 6:43 AM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i remember it not coming across brilliantly in the dahmer trial

― spud called maris (darraghmac), Thursday, May 18, 2017 6:46 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/thedaytoday/S01E02/gif/r4LDfiLuZZV6.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtcbVUNO1NY

My son had a letter sent home from school because he led a group sing-along of Livin' On a Prayer on the bus and would not stop when asked by the driver. We were cautioned that if he did it one more time there would be a two week bus suspension. I don't know what's wrong with that boy.

― how's life, Saturday, 20 May 2017 06:53 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe they're thinking what i'm thinking, that with the school year drawing to a close, and "Prayer"'s quarter-century ubiquity, the deeper cut with the equally strong chorus "Never Say Goodbye" was the better call here?

― rip van wanko, Saturday, 20 May 2017 06:58 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This country went downhill after they removed Livin on a Prayer from schools.

wkiw how's life's son

every semester of school bus rides has a New Jersey

lol pplains

he went down in a blaze of glory

When the LOLZ thread delivers bonus LOLZ. Well done, folks.

OTM

I'm a schoolboy
On a yellow bus I ride

omg you guys. lol.

That driver gives busdrivin a bad name

As an ex-school bus driver, the only reason I'd insist on stopping a sing-along would have been if my dispatcher were trying to reach me on the radio and I couldn't hear what she was trying to tell me. Otherwise, it's no big deal.

It's his life

How else can one know how many bottles of beer there are on the wall?

Your bus driver's bad discipline
Bad decision on your son's misdeeds, woah oh oh
I give up on this bad discipline
Don't need permission when I sing Bon Jovi

Honestly the funniest part for me is imagining that he's doing it where he waits for a quiet/unexpected moment and just winds up with a huge

hWHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA

otm

Remember on the bus that night
You and me we had a fight

WILD
WILD IN THE SEATS

i guess this time you're really leaving
i heard your schoolbus say goodbye

Drove through a light
And you're to blame

more like bus jovi

I'm been working for a few hours on a joke to go with all this that plays off of Daft Punk's "Teachers" it's been tough. After some edits, my joke is now this:

Aimless

so

someone make a new thread

more like bus jovi