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nice earrings

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 19:33 (nine years ago)

Saw this on the news this morning. Someone in the house was baking. He wanted cake.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:25 (nine years ago)

weird

in my mind bears preferred pies

i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:26 (nine years ago)

Look how nice and cuddly he looks! It's a good thing this dude didn't show up and do this at my place because I'd probably open the door to share some cake and, well, you know how that ends.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:28 (nine years ago)

remember grizzly man

i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:32 (nine years ago)

I know, I know.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:41 (nine years ago)

It's still so weird to me that Timothy Treadwell almost landed the part of Woody on Cheers. Forget about the tasting of the bear shit and the whole actually getting eaten by the bears stuff, the Woody fact is what made me go "NO WAY!" while watching that movie.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:43 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vZRYpKQ.gif

pplains, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:45 (nine years ago)

There were some bears on a trampoline somewhere yesterday.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:48 (nine years ago)

Cool story, right? ;)

The internet tells me it was in CT.

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/on-air/as-seen-on/Bears-in-Avon_Hartford-422311143.html

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:49 (nine years ago)

BULLSEYE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyO8e_zwlSw

Drive Your Lover Wild In Bed By Cosplaying As Jeff Lynne (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:51 (nine years ago)

:D

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:56 (nine years ago)

cute bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsCqmotxyME

i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 25 May 2017 21:04 (nine years ago)

Bear say "Get off my lawn!" to me.

nickn, Friday, 26 May 2017 03:15 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0

Bear chill with me. (Don't know if this has been posted - just popped up on my youtube reccs)

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 28 May 2017 07:13 (nine years ago)

fantastic

niels, Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:28 (nine years ago)

i hope never to be in a situation where a bear plops itself down next to me and i have to decide between waiting it out or making a break for it

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:35 (nine years ago)

(that's a really gorgeous bear though)

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:35 (nine years ago)

i hope never to be in a situation where a bear plops itself down next to me and i have to decide between waiting it out or making a break for it

― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, May 28, 2017 10:35 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agree w this tho buddy -- making a break for it is never gonna work

what's really wild is that there's a large gun ~right there~ but he can't reach for it

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:43 (nine years ago)

feel like even if the gun was right in my lap i wouldn't trust either my ability to hit it or, even if I did, the chance i'd be able to kill it before it could close the distance between us

getting mauled to death by an angry wounded bear that would otherwise be a chill temporary companion would really suck

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:48 (nine years ago)

oh def

jason waterfalls (gbx), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:52 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdcGgfaXIAEf7-o.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 May 2017 16:22 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MsIkpUs.gif

pplains, Sunday, 28 May 2017 19:21 (nine years ago)

wocka wocka

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 28 May 2017 20:27 (nine years ago)

bear breaks into home, plays piano:
http://www.fox29.com/news/258585949-story

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 12:54 (nine years ago)

he can bearly play!

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 13:05 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeBqJDwwumg

j., Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:18 (nine years ago)

the most adorable death machine

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:27 (nine years ago)

who are the idiots taping that at short range?
"wheeeeeeeeeee"

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:44 (nine years ago)

this is why found-footage horror movies are possible, i think - there's something about the act of recording video that convinces people they're not in any real danger

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:47 (nine years ago)

they mostly eat honey

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:50 (nine years ago)

cool, you go take the video, i'll be in the car setting off for home

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:51 (nine years ago)

there's something about the act of recording video that convinces people they're not in any real danger

Also see: Tornado chasers

pplains, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 16:07 (nine years ago)

http://www.jimgworld.com/beta/wbear1.jpg

so you wanna be a vegancore star (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 16:10 (nine years ago)

that bear looks like you'd plug in a honey plug into its mouth jack

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:20 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5Dkd6lbpwY

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:46 (nine years ago)

ah fresh fresia!

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 8 June 2017 18:28 (nine years ago)

“I think the bear is very cute,” she said. “But it just scares me he was in the house.”

niels, Friday, 9 June 2017 07:48 (nine years ago)

It delicately used its padded paws to access the peanut butter.

“That was the crazy thing,” Hawley said. “He twisted the lid and opened it himself.”

i for one welcome our peanut-butter-smeared ursine overlords

alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 June 2017 10:02 (nine years ago)

they are really cute but oh yeah death

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 9 June 2017 12:55 (nine years ago)

man id really love to be a bear and say Hi to you all

It's always (sunny successor), Friday, 9 June 2017 14:41 (nine years ago)

*to the tune of eleanor rigby*
bear in a hammock
waiting to see if the owner will notice he's there
he is a bear pic.twitter.com/DCBmGfEGvy

— DougExeter (@DougExeter) June 16, 2017

j., Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)

https://instagram.com/p/BVfSjowlApx/

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 18 June 2017 18:41 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

jokes on him, that bear knew they were seventh day adventists and was dragging him to the rapture

mh, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 00:57 (eight years ago)

> "the teen, identified only by his first name, Dylan"

and by his job and the camp he works at, and his religion, and 45 seconds of him talking on video...

> "The camps feature zip lines, go-carts and canoeing, “all in a safe, Christ-centered atmosphere.”"

i must've missed the zip-lining and go-carting parts of the bible...

koogs, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 09:43 (eight years ago)

they were the coolest parts!

pplains, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 13:30 (eight years ago)


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