Facebook neighborhood groups are the worst thing ever

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Looks up from computer and stares straight into camera. Addresses audience directly.

FRED: I mean, seriously. This used to be a classy neighborhood.

The posters who feel they have to tip-toe gently through the Garden of Politically Correct by saying things like "The man who walked through my yard was an African-American gentleman who was carrying a large backpack."

Lady, just say what you were going to say so we'll all at least know which yard to dump our garbage this week. After all, Presidents Day was yesterday, but does that mean the truck will come by on Wednesday or Thursday?

― pplains, Tuesday, February 21, 2017 1:04 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I saw this one today amid the outright panic caused by a number of temp ATT door-to-door sales people in the area:

"He's wearing a black windbreaker with a white embroidered logo on his left chest, grey shorts and black tennis shoes about six feet tall, mid twenties, clean cut and well-spoken. He was not white or hispanic."

Uh-oh. Sounds like the Yazuka.

Clean cut and well-spoken tho. Not like one of those, y'know, hip hop thugs.

Hip-hop Yazuka.

"he was not white or hispanic" lol, what the hell.

When I go out to run my errands, I start driving around all over our area on West side of -----. I start from ----- street and go all the way to ----- street just going very slow from 1 street to another. If any of u see me, I drive a new "red" Dodge Journey XLT, around ur neighbourhood, don't call the cops. The only problem I have is I don't really know what to look for??

where the Sambo's used to be?

sometimes there are gems like:

E***** A**************, Adams Point
Not to be alarmist, but one of the neighbors almost died during the last few days after his foot got infected with necrotizing fasciitis.

!!!

SAFETY ALERT!!!
CXXXXXXX EXX from Argenta · 1d ago
I drove up into my driveway and out of the corner of my eye I see this white truck drive up behind me and a black couple around 25ish got out. It made me nervous how quickly they drove up like they were waiting for me to get home. The man was dressed in a suit and said he was working for a company that cleaned houses and wanted to see if I needed that type of assistance. I never got out of my car, I spoke to them through by rolling down my widow just so. He then said that he was giving away gift cards for those who signed up. As he said this he was unrolling/unfolding the gift card. That's when I really became suspicious. Why was the card folded up and he offered it to me to take, BUT I DID NOT TOUCH OR ROLL MY WINDOW DOWN FURTHER!!! When he saw I was not going to respond to his gesture or invite, they QUICKLY left. The lady never said a word, but was behind him as support. I mentioned this to a friend out of state who said it was a good ideal that I did not touch the card. There is something called Scopolamine that could have been blown into my face or just touching the card could have been a bad thing. He said people have emptied out their bank account and never knew they did it when they came in contact with this stuff. Neighbor, well it's here. Don't accept flyers or anything from people who offers unless you know they're la-get!!! I am so nervous how close I could have became a victim.
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"Neighbor, well it's here." is going to be my new catchphrase

la-get!

jfc

Why was the card folded up and he offered it to me to take, BUT I DID NOT TOUCH OR ROLL MY WINDOW DOWN FURTHER!!!

> just touching the card could have been a bad thing

was the other guy wearing gloves?

Iocane, bro

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/burundanga.asp

lol that's like the adult version of telling kids not to take stickers from strangers because they might have lsd on them

Anytime you see an adult looking man riding on a bike that looks too small for him, he's a potential bike thief. They'll ride those smaller bikes because they can easily ditch them or carry them while they ride away on YOUR bike. Cash, drugs, sex and bikes, yes bikes, are the currencies of the criminal underworld.

URGENT NEIGHBORHOOD ALERT... TWO SUSPICIOUS GENTLEMEN HEADING NORTH ON BARBINEAUX STREET AT 3:45 PM

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RACE NIGHT
R--- · 31 May
Come to our Race Night this Saturday at the O--- club in B--- rd.
Non members £5.00 with hot food
Members £2.00
Come and have a great evening out and maybe win a few pounds.

S--- · 1 Jun
Thanks R---. Can I please have some details like what do we do in race night.. is it music and dancing and what age groups ? etc

R--- · 1 Jun
Hi S---, a race night is there will be a film of horse racing on which you can have a little flutter on , winner's will be given there winnings and any monies left over will go to charity.It is for any age groups but not for children. When it is over there will be music put on if you want to stay. Hope this helps you.

S--- · 2 Jun
Thanks R--- for clarifying. It is not what I thought and will not attend this time. Wishing yo an enjoyable evening.

I've always wanted to turn up to a Race Night in full KKK gear tbh

lmao wonder what S_ made of the members/non-members distinction

Yeah, my amusement is partly the idea of someone expecting to find people advertising White Power nights on a neighbourhood group in South Tottenham, and partly because I'd never heard of Race Nights before - the idea of betting on a film of a race seems largely unsuited to the modern era in a lot of ways (I am probably being Sneering Metropolitan Elite here)

It is for any age groups but not for children.

I am confuse.

So our neighbors just loooove to use the word 'thug' for ant black guy just walking down the street. I got into a lengthy argument with this guy. Oh and hey what - I'm a snowflake and a tattle tale because I said I was going to ask the mod to remove all posts with racial slurs in them. Now god forgive if you were to say shit or fuck or cunt. Anyway here's the convo I had with the admin:

Hi David,

Could we please as THUG as an offensive word? Reference below:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.mic.com/articles/amp/99182/7-racially-coded-phrases-that-everyone-needs-to-stop-saying-about-black-people

Kate,

I'd like to help. I have a graduate English degree, so I understand the issue well, but not sure what you'd like me to do.

David

Hi David, maybe delete posts that use offensive language? Thanks Kate

Kate,

I understand why you find the word offensive, but the recent discussion makes clear that others don't agree with you.

I'm not the arbiter of language on the site. Blatant violations are easy, but not seeing that here.

I understand your position, and I'm sorry you're offended, but treading on free speech is not something I do easily.

David I'm from Australia via Scotland and I manage to restrain myself from using the F word and the C word and those aren't even racist. Calling a black man a thug is racist.

Kate,

I don't disagree. But I have no right to tell other people what words they can use.

Awesome. Do I can use cunt and fucking cracker as much as I like. Thanks for the clarification.

wow thanks David for your defense of free speech you cunt

I'm glad the ppl who run my fb neighbourhood group are a very cool and diverse crew, and who ban folks who do shit like that on the regular

feel free to move to st henri montreal quebec canada if you need a better fb nabe group in yr life!

"I don't disagree. But I have no right to tell other people what words they can use."
YES YOU DO YOU ARE THE SITE MODERATOR YOU POMPOUS ARSE

report em directly to fb for racist comments? can you do that in a group? so stupid that people "don't agree" that it's offensive, like, you would agree if you read like a 200 word article ya doofuses

Free speech is for the government to control. Anyone who runs a group or a company or a whatever is free to do whatever the shit they want to shut peoples speech down. I dont get why people dont understand this.

if it doesn’t personally bother someone they just shrug and say, “free speech!” if it does bother them, then they get all up in arms

if you say something and someone else dislikes they are a snowflake and if you dislike what they say, they are vile

I should add that the only reason I'm leaning on the offensive word theme is because, a week or so before, this other guy calls the board out on all the racism - veiled and not so much. A bunch of posters shouted him down on the pretense of offensive language because he used ' god' in a colloquial sense in his thread title.

Then along came good ol David to tell him the site does not tolerate offensive language. He followed that up by deleting a bunch of posts but not the thread so the title remained. So stupid.

So he's happy to tell people what they can and cant say when god is involved?

AMERICA FUK YEH

god people that use "thug" in that manner infuriate me to no end.

also lol at the moderator saying he can't do the one thing that a moderator is SUPPOSED to do

The dude is ridiculous. The south is ridiculous.

so via another email address i signed up for my mom's neighborhood NextDoor, partially to keep a tab on things for her and partially because we just bought my childhood home so she could continue living there. maybe it was always like this, i assume it has since this is just old timey talk:

D**** P****, W***** L*****
I've seen the guy c0l0red guy yesterday walking around and it just creeps me out I wonder if the police can take him in and ask him questions I feel unsafe!

here's a thought, FB Group person: just say "hello"

from nextdoor:

Due to an ordering mistake, I have way too many pencils.
One box of 12 pencils for $2 / One pack of 8 boxes (96 pencils) for $10.

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was that Sambo’s, as it ever was?

mulholland drive is the best, you wanna argue me? i'll pick you up and put you back down

omg dying at pplains's last post

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there was a store called....

“That place was called Sambos” is the unending meme imo

I keep getting visions of the Louie CK "now you're making ME say it" bit