"croissant-munching, latte-sipping": instances of misconceived media-class self-loathing ITT

"Maybe she has never eaten chips before - at least not without a knife and fork"

https://instagram.com/p/BTmI45shWQ-/

V. poor attempt at reverse-hummusing by Guardian there

gluten free

Keep your eye on this one. Morrisons already have a big section in their stores - bigger than Waitrose's - and produce their own gluten free products.

V. poor attempt at reverse-hummusing by Guardian there

One thing that I think is still assumed with tory politicians - May, Cameron, even Boris, though not UKIP - is that of course they're not in touch with the common man, they are our betters and we could hardly expect them to eat the trash we do, but they want the best for us and know how to rule. Labour types, meanwhile, are supposed to be of the people and can be derided if they fail to do so.

the ones who feign the common touch are more despicable than the ones who clearly don't have it.

what even is "the common touch" - nobody i know has it, it seems like an uncommon, freakish construction itself.

to the point that you hear "politician" used as an insult for someone who behaves in a false manner.

This guy gets it.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/18/article-2295489-18A9EC7E000005DC-859_634x500.jpg

This one doesn't.

http://i3.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article11685043.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS95958635.jpg

jacob rees-mogg: forever cursed to appear both 12 years old and 60 years old simultaneously

It's HIGNFY syndrome: presenting a jokey (but not actually funny) observation that the observer knows is clearly untrue, to an audience who also clearly understands that the observation is untrue, and that the joke could be funnier, but laughs anyway.

you seem to have misspelled 'ilxor' as 'hignfy' there

^^^could be funnier

the ouroubous of debatable humour

ouroboros johnson mp

sir ouroboros pickles

You won't find a better two-word punchline than this. pic.twitter.com/nwiMw08EKW

— hrtbps (@hrtbps) October 5, 2017

UK MPs are calling for a "latte levy" on disposable coffee cups - and a total ban unless recycling improves. What would make you switch from disposal cups? #BBCBizlivehttps://t.co/JtpDG38KtL pic.twitter.com/Ngu84t9Pk9

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) January 5, 2018

as LocalGarda pointed out on twitter, it's actually just a "coffee levy"

Cofveve for short

*eyes widen*

(in fact it should be PLASTIC CUP LEVY)

*drops coffee cup*

*it's styrofoam so nothing dramatic happens*

the only acceptable working class soft drink is tea in a mug apparently. fuck that.

Guess Piers likes croissants and lattes.

To all demented anti-Trump haters already working themselves into a steaming rage about my new interview, here’s an idea: don’t watch it. Just put your sandals on, eat some lentils & smoke some waccy baccy. But don’t watch, it will only make you scweam & scweam until you’re sick. pic.twitter.com/RCD1Bo3uB9

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 13, 2018

Not sure what’s wrong with sandals or lentils.

great thread

not sure what's wrong with waccy baccy either tbh

Piers is waccy enough already

he's never struck me as a downers man

Is there something to be said in this connection about the tradition of newspaper journalists getting very worked up because a celebrity has been found ... taking cocaine??!!?

I find all this really interesting though. I was in the shop just now - all these demonised things, the hummus, kale, qinoa, lattes, organic, etc, etc, are all thoroughly standard. Everywhere. Cheap. Everyone buying them. And the food options in lowest common denominator beer and a burger pubs are all, you know, done up so as to include all this stuff.

At some point in the 1980s quiche became the totem food that ultra-manly men claimed all unmanly men regaled themselves upon. Now it's just... quiche.

'The Botanist' chain of pubs and the status of prosecco must fit into this too.

Maybe the demonisation of the ____ munching, _____ swilling liberals is less to do with their supposedly luxurious tastes (as the accuser implies or want us to think) and more to do with how normal they are, how on-trend? They only have liberal opinions because it's fashionable, see, just like lattes and hummus are fashionable?

Morgan has always acted about 20 years older than he really is. It's strange.

there has been a bit of a Kale backlash in recent times and I'm a bit of a fan tbh, although I did lol the other day when some bitchy celeb-chef type dismissed it as "basic winter food for cows".

Kale was extremely old-fashioned and unpopular just two decades ago.

their supposedly luxurious tastes (as the accuser implies or want us to think)

Note that they never refer to something actually luxurious, e.g. "liberal elites driving BMWs to their ski vacations". Not that I fully understand this rhetorical move but it seems to depend on some sort of David Brooks worldview where class differences have more to do with cultural refinement/sophistication/snobbery than actual wealth - the latter of which might actually be a sign of being in touch with the interests and concerns of the common man. In the last round of debates for the Conservative Party leadership in Canada, one Canada said something dismissive of economists like "when have you seen a wealthy economist? They're sitting in ivory towers, sipping on tea and coffee [latte?], instead of making money."

how many Canadas you got anyhow

Ha, candidate, sorry. Too much wine.

Sipped a Pinot Noir like the elitist I am.

Note that they never refer to something actually luxurious, e.g. "liberal elites driving BMWs to their ski vacations"

Ahhhhhh yes this feels like a key point. Because that would bring questions of wealth into play.

ctrl-f "avocado toast"

^^what I ate for lunch

Never seen them going more than about a quid

i haven't read this yet but judging by reviews and the author's twitter it's the book of the thread:

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/e76fb582-cde2-496e-b7e1-469f4952f149_1.f66c6e3fe6ea02688066ae5108109eaa.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF

omg that cover

my first thought was: Is that Berkoff in the middle. But as a cover design it is some ugly, lazy shit!

the book looks good but yes they shd have gone with the wall of gammon (crepey meatstuffs remix)

A chapter on The Dialectics of Banter revisits the sitcoms of the 1990s, characterising their mandated wackiness as a kind of “inverted sententiousness”, and noting that a similar sense of performative proletarian iconoclasm also informed the works of Young British Artists such as Tracey Emin and Damien Hirst.

might check it out, he said in a preformative prole voice!

i mean that's a p terrible read of most of hirst's OR emin's work

Got involved in a convo with him a few months ago and I think he either posted or lurked on ilx 10+ years ago.