why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14725680_1449973008365003_234685131220757352_n.jpg?oh=07e9e26b6de9f2a6afbbbf273bb487be&oe=59BB1CD0

- pol pot

-marcel marceau

Karl Marx (1818–1883) was a frequent dumb crambo player with his wife and daughters in their North London home.[5]

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17190927_1456977534373843_5590931720725571790_n.jpg?oh=138912bac67acbba1ddf559cc00c55b9&oe=59B1B6C7

I was born to kick smug backpackers down the stairs

so did the woman in the photo just magically appear on a mist-shrouded hillside?

or did she pay the bills provided by, for example, an airline and a tour company in order to get there?

and the money she spent on those bills, did that come from exchanging her time and skills for payment?

pretty sure the answers involve mater and pater

i was being charitable there but aye 'rich parents' was my first thought too tbh

that's a picture from the reboot of Marvel's Iron Fist

who had rich parents iirc

case closed

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18342065_1942669779338099_4345200965001314173_n.jpg?oh=35b87489328575a8ffa03a0c4fa6552d&oe=59AB142E

This doesn't exactly fit the thread, but Facebook has been sending me this targeted ad

http://i.imgur.com/v4XjIOt.jpg

(I am all three except not *that* old, but really fuck everyone involved in this)

thank you gaytheist god xp

i saw one like that but it showed johnny depp wearing the shirt for some reason (???)

xp

wtf that tshirt
also lol at a hipster millenial walking around in it

https://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/143334636/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1478003241/never-underestimate-an-old-man-beardpng-t-shirts-men-s-t-shirt.jpg

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--zdYYqukR--/t_Preview/b_rgb:262c3a,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1461855762/production/designs/496021_1.jpg

https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1012390406/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1473664654/gym-never-underestimate-an-old-man-with-muscles-men-s-premium-t-shirt.jpg

https://img0.etsystatic.com/178/0/12730895/il_340x270.1110453274_cvd7.jpg

lest we forget idakoos.com -> bizarre auto-generated t-shirts

Never overestimate an old man with gout, an enlarged prostate, and an underwater mortgage.

my annoying co-worker keeps sharing memes from "marriage memes" and i want to do violence to her

there is no way to pick just one. here: https://www.facebook.com/pg/originalmarriagememes/photos/

I am terrible at marriage; it clearly involves lots more arguments about folding towels than I have managed

that is a rich vein of garbage content alright

My story is a bit different:
Him: where do you want to eat?
ME: I don't care, you choose...and he did...and we ate wherever he chose!
....the next time...
ME: where do you want to eat?
Him: I don't care, you choose..
ME: ok...let's go to Applebee's
Him: I don't want to drive all the way down there...do you?
ME: YES...I knew where it was when I said I wanted to go there!
Him: well, I don't want to go there..
ME: well then, where do you want to go?
Him: I don't care...you choose
THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED...

ME: Now I am divorced and I eat where I damned well please!
TRUE STORY

^My wife will from time to time do annoying stuff like that, but she has enough sense to see it's annoying when I point it out to her. We are still married.

if you can't agree you have to go to applebees
that way, no future disagreements because nearly anything is acceptable if it means dodging applebees

Overly inclusive Mother's Day posts are grating on me today. I mean I think the sentiment of including people who want to be mothers but can't, people who lost their children etc is very good. But "women who have chosen not to become mothers" IDGI. It's fine to choose not to have kids, but that's not what Mother's Day is for. We might as well also include fathers, men who have chosen not to have kids, little girls who are too young to have kids, etc. Also "women who have difficult relationships with their mothers." JFC! It's called Mothers Day! It's not about you!

I would support Facebook giving you an option to blot out unseen every single post that mentions either of the parent holidays tbh.

tbh the "history of mother's day" crap is horrible, who gives a shit, just celebrate mothers

if you investigate the true history it's actually about temperance or mothers who lost kids in war or the mother of all wars or something

http://www.vintagecomputing.com/wp-content/images/shareware/scorch_0_large.png

holy shit so many hours of my youth encapsulated in that image

Scorched earth! I loved that game.

Y'all should start thinking about ballots for this poll, whenever its time comes: 90s PC Gaming Poll, Episode I: A Question of Vengeance (1990-1994) - NOMINATIONS thread - deadline Nov 15

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt88GMJmVk0

obviously women who don't possess all those characteristics are still beneath contempt tho

~~~~EnchantingMinds.net~~~~~

Lol mothers day is in March u clowns

https://www.facebook.com/originalmarriagememes/photos/a.1256989254419370.1073741828.1254827934635502/1301134260004869/?type=3&theater

are you a fucking weirdo?

I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room table

we'd need several of those, because we have more than one table

http://i.imgur.com/S3OCQ2O.jpg

Daniel clearly acting out of spite because her parents gave her a boy's name

Tanishq Abraham needs to make his fucking mind up

I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room table

i have a placemat on my dining room table that says 'this pepper mill has been in my ass'

thanks freethought project for digging up the little-known tanishq abraham, the seven-year-old with just 33,000 twitter followers whose name appears in google search results only 89,600 times