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"Girrrl, you so fine, I conjugate verbs for you"

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah baby, conjugate another one... oh god, nownownowNOW.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

luna, IM me and I will type you sweet nothings...

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

o ma lune, voulez-vous coucher avec mon canard?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I would boots, but my AIM is screwy. And not in a good way.

And mooks, while it is an interesting proposition, and certainly one that has never been proposed to me before, I like ducks, but I don't LIKE ducks, if you get my drift.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

sorrowful quack

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, 'duck' wasn't a euphemism, was it?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Pet name, perhaps?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Kinda disturbing, really.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Though if it were true, 'fuck a duck' would make a whole lot more sense.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You sound tired, Luna. Are ya tired?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

um, it was a joke! my imaginary fowl thanks you

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread + luna's underwear photo = I just had a dirty dream.

― oh for fuck's sake, Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Not tired so much as forlorn.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Posting pictures of animals tends to cheer people up...

http://www.livingbeing.com/imagesanimals/ducksmating1w.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

You hate me, don't you?

(My first thought was 'why are those ducks piling on that other du... OH.'

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I hardly hate you! I just thought the picture of the cute aminals would make things better.

http://www.sarodibartolo.it/foto/sex/sx5-55.JPG

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I appreciate the thought, but somehow, quite strangely, it's not working.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ducks are poorly hung anyway!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Now that IS odd...

xpost

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

MY what a lovely duck!

http://www.xs4all.nl/~zesessen/grote_en_kleine_fotos_nogmeer/10fuck-de-duck..._groot.jpg

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Those are nice ducks.

I got stood up tonight. more ducks please.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

being stood up would be fine, so long as being bent over follows

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going home - the batteries, they call to me.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.kingdoms.co.uk/images/batteryleft.jpg

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I can hear their sweet siren song now...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 17 March 2005 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope my life involves batteries and satisfaction tonight. I give it about 50/50.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 17 March 2005 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I've been a bit too horny for the last three or hour months, because I seem to fall for almost anyone who's cute and nice. For example, just a couple of days ago I drunkenly made out with someone I shoudn't have... Luckily I passed out before anything critical happened.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 17 March 2005 08:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Code blue! Code blue! We have penetration!

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 17 March 2005 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I still think I owe her an apology, but I don't have her phone number, just an e-mail address. Is it wrong to apologize through e-mail? I usually think people should have the courage to talk in these situations, but in this case it seems kinda difficult (I can't e-mail her and say "could you give me your number so I can apologize you", can I?)...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 17 March 2005 08:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my god, I'm at the university library and I just walked into her! But she seemed to be in a hurry and I couldn't think of anything to say, so I just said hi and continued walking, and now I feel even more awkward...

Rule of drunken lewdness, number 1: if you're gonna make out with someone, be sure that someone isn't a person you're going to see on regular basis afterwards. Though I guess the rule is kinda hard to follow, it's not like this hasn't happened before.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 17 March 2005 08:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'm still talking to myself.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 March 2005 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

. . .

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

And?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing. Teh horn rages on.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Poor Luna...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

It was a no go the other night. It's okay though, the weekend is soon.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I got one of the things I ordered the other day while supposedly shopping for my friend in the mail today at work - and I can't open it. Dud, dud, dud.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what bathrooms are for

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom...with this package....it's it's...presrciption toilet paper...yeah"

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"...and not a bomb at all."

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

the buzzing? That just means.. um... look, over there!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, just go manual...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

dear pig-tailed shop assistant in Borders: please, please no more low-rider jeans and restocking the magazine racks. It's been so long - hah, okay, who am I kidding, it hasn't even BEEN yet, that's how horny I am :)

― anonymousvirgin, Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I did that.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Just now? Or last night?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Then when isn't important, is it?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

'the'

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

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