why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

omg

steel a motorbike

tom hardy dropped a motorbike and got spanked by some fries

lol

the 10 bands you've seen and one you haven't thing is brutal

especially when prefaced by "OK! Here goes!"

condemned to drown in a flood of decontextualized information

a friend of mine had a funny joke about that meme, it went something like this:

Ok, here goes nothing:
1. Audioslave
2. Audioslave
3. Audioslave
4. Audioslave
5. Audioslave
6. Audioslave
7. Audioslave
8. Audioslave
9. Audioslave
10. The Beatles

i can't understand why that, out of all the FB c&p memes, is the most popular thing I've seen on FB in ages

people like to identify themselves through musical taste and everyone thinks they have good taste lol

Complainy fb posts about the 10 bands thing are rapidly becoming the "HEY, STOP REPLYING-ALL!" of fb.

btw I actually dislike the actual lists of bands and the comments therein, I just like the idea of stupid facebook content that is virally popular and not monetizable

burn that motherfucker down

right now, the first 6 posts in my feed are people listing bands, the 7th is someone saying they don't listen to live music, the 8th is another list, and the 9th is a joke about the list of bands

half of my page is people posting and commenting on new music videos. what is this, the 90s?!?

I hope to fuck all these lists are for a good reason. Is there some magic happening I'm not aware of that's going to free the gays in Chechnya? If not, throw a bucket of ice on your heads and guess which cube is melted.

there's the good content

forks, can I add you? need more content today

i rebeled against the concert meme by posting Starland Vocal band as the band I obviously hadn't seen and then kept posting about SVB all day in every status.

lots of unfollows i'm sure

I just like the idea of stupid facebook content that is virally popular and not monetizable

this is my take on it

not my quote but i do have the content

Rather than "ok here goes," I am not a huge fan of the faux-reluctant intros like "Seems like everyone is doing this so I guess I must," or "apparently this is a thing now," or "I'm a sheep, baaa..."

Silence is ALWAYS an option. It's fine if you don't weigh in on everything.

I liked guessing my close irl friends lists who've I'd seen a bunch of said listed concerts with. It seems like basically another form of "guess my fav..." friendship test. I KNOW U LOVE PURPLE AND ALSO WE SAW DISTURBED TOGETHER LOL!

I appreciate the ones where they put in a band you'd think they wouldn't have gone to see

which is most of the ones i've seen, facebook friends reminiscing about seeing hasil adkins and liberace or whatever. i get why people are annoyed by it but at the same time i'm not, particularly since the whole thing is basically over already.

This 'spot the ringer in my concert list' sounds exactly like what used to be called a parlor game, but transposed to a billion member social network.

god damn this gives me hope that crambo may yet come back in style

crambo sounds, dare I say it, like fun

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14725680_1449973008365003_234685131220757352_n.jpg?oh=07e9e26b6de9f2a6afbbbf273bb487be&oe=59BB1CD0

- pol pot

-marcel marceau

Karl Marx (1818–1883) was a frequent dumb crambo player with his wife and daughters in their North London home.[5]

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17190927_1456977534373843_5590931720725571790_n.jpg?oh=138912bac67acbba1ddf559cc00c55b9&oe=59B1B6C7

I was born to kick smug backpackers down the stairs

so did the woman in the photo just magically appear on a mist-shrouded hillside?

or did she pay the bills provided by, for example, an airline and a tour company in order to get there?

and the money she spent on those bills, did that come from exchanging her time and skills for payment?

pretty sure the answers involve mater and pater

i was being charitable there but aye 'rich parents' was my first thought too tbh

that's a picture from the reboot of Marvel's Iron Fist

who had rich parents iirc

case closed

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18342065_1942669779338099_4345200965001314173_n.jpg?oh=35b87489328575a8ffa03a0c4fa6552d&oe=59AB142E

This doesn't exactly fit the thread, but Facebook has been sending me this targeted ad

http://i.imgur.com/v4XjIOt.jpg

(I am all three except not *that* old, but really fuck everyone involved in this)

thank you gaytheist god xp

i saw one like that but it showed johnny depp wearing the shirt for some reason (???)

xp

wtf that tshirt
also lol at a hipster millenial walking around in it

https://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/143334636/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1478003241/never-underestimate-an-old-man-beardpng-t-shirts-men-s-t-shirt.jpg

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--zdYYqukR--/t_Preview/b_rgb:262c3a,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1461855762/production/designs/496021_1.jpg

https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1012390406/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1473664654/gym-never-underestimate-an-old-man-with-muscles-men-s-premium-t-shirt.jpg

https://img0.etsystatic.com/178/0/12730895/il_340x270.1110453274_cvd7.jpg

lest we forget idakoos.com -> bizarre auto-generated t-shirts

Never overestimate an old man with gout, an enlarged prostate, and an underwater mortgage.