Star Wars 8 shit talk

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"To truly be a Jedi, you must-"
"- sit on a mountain and glower? Got it."

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:47 (nine years ago)

imo if everyone force sensitive just stayed at home and talked to flowers or w/e we'd have fewer issues. that's what Luke is on about with this island thing

a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:54 (nine years ago)

Getting this image of Luke just wandering the island with an acoustic guitar, singing to the birds.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:55 (nine years ago)

maybe talking to Ben and Yoda, hanging out with birds, etc

a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:57 (nine years ago)

"Really, I just wanted to be Jack Johnson."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:58 (nine years ago)

my other high concept idea was that the trailer is being literal -- seeing the light and the dark is very jedi/sith-centric and it's a really reductive view of the force. just like the republic (and the core/outer rim worlds and other known sectors) is a really reductive view of the universe -- there are other beings beyond the outer rim and horizons should be broadened

a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:59 (nine years ago)

I'm curious what they'll do with design this time, of ships & droids.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:28 (nine years ago)

I read something about a casino planet (!!) in this one so ... uhh ... expect that?

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 23:33 (nine years ago)

How about a planet...with lots of different types of enviro-*ethered*

nashwan, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 23:58 (nine years ago)

like a luxury casino planet, or like nal hutta which is mostly crime but lots of gambling

a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 27 April 2017 01:04 (nine years ago)

"Casino planet" just gives me 70s BSG flashbacks

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:59 (nine years ago)

Can't wait

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/27/b8/79/27b879db6e3ef2f109cc4be44e481006.jpg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:00 (nine years ago)

isn't the casino planet concept from one of the late 70s comics? maybe I'm thinking of that wheel sattelite thing

Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:05 (nine years ago)

wow they could have a bar, with all different kinds of aliens

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:13 (nine years ago)

Sarlaac roulette wheel or GTFO

nashwan, Thursday, 27 April 2017 18:57 (nine years ago)

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sabacc

This was ostensibly the card game that Han originally won the Falcon at. Who knows how they'll pervert or transmute this happening for the new one.

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Friday, 28 April 2017 06:51 (nine years ago)

Yeah, they shouldn't try to pervert the original artistic vision of Star Wars: The Force Awakens: The Visual Dictionary!

Tuomas, Friday, 28 April 2017 07:37 (nine years ago)

some things are sacrosanct

a landlocked exclave (mh), Friday, 28 April 2017 13:56 (nine years ago)

Can't wait for the Sarlacc movie

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:04 (nine years ago)

Sarlacc and you know it

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:17 (nine years ago)

Say it loud, Sarlacc and I'm proud

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:19 (nine years ago)

Sarlacc y'all, Sarlacc y'all
Sarlacckity-lac and Sarlacc y'all

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:20 (nine years ago)

suggest lacc

a landlocked exclave (mh), Saturday, 29 April 2017 01:45 (nine years ago)

When the Force bites dark,
and the speeder's too slow
And there is no do, only try;
but the Death Star is go

Then Sarlacc will tear us apart again.
Sarlacc will tear us apart again.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 April 2017 02:04 (nine years ago)

Sarlacc
In the middle of the

El Tomboto, Saturday, 29 April 2017 03:00 (nine years ago)

Are we doing ok over therE?

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Saturday, 29 April 2017 06:16 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

Vanity Fair's traditional Annie Liebovitz-shot cover story is out as of today: http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/05/star-wars-the-last-jedi-cover-portfolio

Some great pics in there. These two are killing me.

http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/59245798b2306f2287537fd1/master/h_1440,c_limit/star-wars-portfolio-06-2017-ss09.jpg

http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5924579852a3f44dc6f3a8a9/master/h_1440,c_limit/star-wars-portfolio-06-2017-ss10.jpg

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 16:55 (nine years ago)

after all this jedi training it's more like Daisy Ripped-ly amirite

mh, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:34 (nine years ago)

Daisy, radly.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:36 (nine years ago)

who is the young girl?

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:39 (nine years ago)

Carrie's daughter Billie Lourde, who has a role in the new one.

how's life, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 17:44 (nine years ago)

She was in FA too, I think.

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:01 (nine years ago)

Don’t read that story if you want to go in spoiler free, btw.

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:01 (nine years ago)

SPOILERS

*a Death Star blows up*

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:11 (nine years ago)

xxp yeah, she had like one line in FA. She was also on FOX's "Scream Queens."

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 19:32 (nine years ago)

Shakey don't join the Whineylympics man

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:00 (nine years ago)

you seem to be unfamiliar with shakester's SW thread shtick

mh, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:28 (nine years ago)

when 4 out of 7 films feature a space ball it's warranted

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:29 (nine years ago)

i mean 5 out of 8 films (forgot rogue one)

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:29 (nine years ago)

in future installments every character will be played by a death star

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:48 (nine years ago)

heh

DJI, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 20:57 (nine years ago)

What I learned from that is: while watching TCM, Hamill scarfs a whole box of wheat thins, while Fisher would drink all the coca-cola.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 24 May 2017 22:00 (nine years ago)

do the jedi's win?

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 23:09 (nine years ago)

You're like Method Man asking Ghostface "Is he dead?"

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 May 2017 04:09 (nine years ago)

Only if Meth misspelt "Dead"

pickety third (stevie), Thursday, 25 May 2017 10:19 (nine years ago)

I have a bad feeling about this one.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 25 May 2017 12:11 (nine years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/0azA06r.jpg

, Friday, 26 May 2017 14:21 (nine years ago)

Hahaha.

the ghost of markers, Friday, 26 May 2017 14:41 (nine years ago)

lol

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 May 2017 15:56 (nine years ago)

"Yeah? Well that guy doesn't work here anymore."

pickety third (stevie), Sunday, 28 May 2017 09:00 (nine years ago)


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