local businesses with horribly formed "names"

LOL Ayrshire.

Can't beat this deal!

http://i65.tinypic.com/20sx8g6.jpg

hard to read but this is a soapy's choice car wash in rio linda, ca:

https://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/BW9lRf4QLvau1d7LyT-OvQ/ls.jpg

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS A THIRD OPTION???"

http://i.imgur.com/5UkNoYA.jpg

critical reception: chilly at best

https://www.yelp.com/biz/soapys-choice-rio-linda-2

Lol pplains i was perusing a similar joke

http://www.youvegotmaids.com

it's not strictly a business but there's a local entertainer called 'russell sprout'

In the course of my job, I regularly find myself asking, 'is there some sort of governmental mandate that all daycare facilities and preschools are named by Marilyn Manson?' LITTLE KIDDIES. PEEK-A-BOO. CUDDLE TIME. BELLYRUBS. Okay, that last one was a doggie daycare, but still.

'soapy's choice' has been haunting me since pplains posted it, i'd love a longform oral history of how that name came to be

tbf, it was a repost of wmlynch's right above. I was just the one who decided it should be bigger.

soapy's choice was mentioned to me at a bachelor party and i immediately thought of this thread. we were trying to figure out if these people had just heard the title out there and had no idea what it was (but like look it up or something), or if they were just total sociopaths.

Saw a cupcake caterer van advertsing ARTESIAN CUPCAKES

to be fair it looked to be a middle-eastern company and something obv got lost in translation

but mr veg and i enjoyed pondering the possibilities of delicious cupcakes buried deep under the earth's surface just waiting to be tapped

I have an idea whose cupcake business that might have been

I found a place that makes artesian challah

hahaha kinder i was thinking the same thing

local businesses with horribly formed "desserts"

"Know Better" Realty here in Calgary - which works on one level, and is a terrible name for a business on at least two others.

i prefer cartesian (cup, cakes)

http://i.imgur.com/sbkVlVe.jpg

local Pierogi business

Little Polish DUMPLINGS!.

the fuck?

DUMPLINGS!

Sorry, been awhile since I've stumbled across a macro.

brownie does that sign say Garfield Heights? I just want to make sure I never accidentally buy something from them.

Yes, Dave's Supermarket sells them.

This diving club (funny at first but they can't be the only ones, it's too obvious) : http://scubalibre.be/

Another daycare center: Little Steps 2 Paradise. I mean...what is that even about?

lol @ Marquis De Sod, that is quality

Another daycare center: Little Steps 2 Paradise. I mean...what is that even about?

Are they next door to Soapy's Choice?

After careful consideration, I think no business subsequently cited can outdo the very first name in this thread: Dog Barfs.

Just posted on IG by a friend of mine who is vacationing

http://i.imgur.com/SpE8PBF.jpg

I just went through Scholes on the bus and noticed a takeaway called 'Wok Ever'

just saw "vape cod." so basic and inevitable but so good.

I was also very close to 'Guns and Roses' in Dewsbury, which sells guns and also flowers. But the bus went the other way

new post-retirement small business idea: Buns N' Dosas

[redacted] started Num Nuts in her Minnesota kitchen. Her passion for cooking and love of simple, healthy foods led her to try roasting her own nuts at home. She experimented with many recipes to find one that she and her kids would like. Unfortunately, most all of the recipes resulted in nuts that were too sweet or too salty or simply unhealthy. Over time she developed a unique recipe and roasting technique that delivered just the right amount of sweetness and saltiness and allowed the delicious flavors of the nuts to shine through.

What she didn't expect was the reaction she would get from others. When she'd bring a bowl of her nuts to a party, the reaction was always the same: "Wow, these are really good nuts! I can't stop eating them!" Requests started flowing in, and [redacted] began to think that it would be fun and fulfilling to start making her nuts available commercially.

http://www.numnuts.biz/

from my testes kitchen to you

some kind of pet grooming place here called

"sBarkles"

drives me batty everytime i see it

Assuming it's intended to be read the way I'm reading it: NDUTIME

I really hope Leader's of Tomorrow is just a typo. I really do.

Also came across a business name with the acronym SFTU this morning. Close enough.

https://www.radicalray.com/ (that's not the name - go into the link to see the name, I just can't)

That is brilliant.

Not quite as good but we have a chain of dry cleaners called https://browngouge.com.au/

Haha I guess I'm so used to Brown Gouge now I never gave it any thought but yeah when I first moved to Melb I did side-eye it.

Though it does remind me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoACQCJWx10

In Renfrew, near the Renfrew Ferry.

https://lds.localdataimages.com/large/2358/23588780.jpg

oh that's good

THE GREATFULL BREAD SANDWICH SHOP. Warwick, RI