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they are listening to "bombtrack"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

oh, yes, of course. the guy is a good stratege as to get to the beers, the girls have to
1/ move towards him
2/ talk to him to ask him to give them some
clever.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

tuomas: "do you know them?"

XPOSTS

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

(Admittedly, I didn't wear a shirt that said "Hooters".)

there's one helluva great photoshop idea here, if anyone wants to run with it!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

Here you go!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/jenny.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Or here!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/posse.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

too easy

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

I looked like a geek when I was a teen, and I still had cute female friends, and I didn't want a threesome with them.

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-524-1137679556.jpg

― Milhouse is not a meme. But 'Milhouse is not a meme' IS a meme. (Adrian Langston, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

why the hell do you have a british e-mail address, tuomas?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Hmm, an x-post, or was it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

he's a creationist only instead of god it's santorum smeared babies

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

(x-post)

I wanted something special, and Yahoo let me choose.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season6/VanessaVanity.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

There's so many pictures of Tuomas to work with

HAHAHA XPOST

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:48 (twenty years ago)

haha

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

It's almost a timeless photo except for the Family Guy poster.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), Today 11:49 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)

i'd say that the poster is an integral part of its timelessness!

also, i wonder if that thing up on the right wall that we can only see the bottom edge of is a dark side of the moon poster.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

also, i wonder if that thing up on the right wall that we can only see the bottom edge of is a dark side of the moon poster.

it's quite huge. i'd say it's a window.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

we should try and find the people on this pic and ask them all these !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Uh no. The window is behind them. It's a dorm room: they don't get two.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Dude stepped in a puddle on his way in.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Hmmm. My first impression from looking at the picture was that the guy probably wanted to get with one or both of those girls, but there was just no way he was ever going to try to do anything about it. Like, it might not even cross his mind that he has an opportunity right there.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

That black thing is made of cloth, probably a DSOTM flag, or Zep or something.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Hooters are basically tits, right? Why would anyone wear a t-shirt that says "hooters", unless he'd want to look like a total pig?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Dear Lord.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Jesus, this guy (wherever or whoever he is), his ears must be burning (it's his loins that are burning in the photo)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

xxpost http://www.hooters.com/

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

"That black thing is made of cloth, probably a DSOTM flag, or Zep or something"

right!

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

I think it's a PRedator Ship.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:07 (twenty years ago)

I wish we could get a better handle on his musical tastes.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

I wish we had that shit they have in movies where they can zoom in and do image analysis and like.... pick out his erection and see stuff reflected on surfaces and what not...

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Why would anyone wear a t-shirt that says "hooters"

He heard something about owls being cool at the moment, but he couldn't find a O RLY t-shirt?

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

You say that, but I think you don't mean it.
xpost

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)

I wish we could get a better handle on his musical tastes.

Ask Ned Raggett, he might know

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)

I don't know whether I should begin to explain the place of restaurants like Hooters in American culture, coupled with the ascendancy of raunch-dominated "girl power" -- or whether I should just give up.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Look at his posture! He seems so sad and powerless. He's a goon, but I can't imagine this guy being very aggressive.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:10 (twenty years ago)

I wish we had that shit they have in movies where they can zoom in and do image analysis and like.... pick out his erection and see stuff reflected on surfaces and what not...

CSI: ILX

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:10 (twenty years ago)

"Hey Kevin, why don't you take your cousins upstairs, maybe you guys can play Nintendo or something? And I got you some beers too!"

"Yeah mom, whatever"

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

jaymc, do you really feel you have a comprehensive understanding of girl power/the place of Hooters in american culture?? xposts

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

oh, hes definitely not aggressive. he is just waiting and hoping.

Ask Ned Raggett, he might know

Some psychic depths are best left unplumbed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:12 (twenty years ago)

There's a restaurant called "Hooters" in the US? Christ! Has anyone complained about it?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:12 (twenty years ago)

I don't think this is a dorm room. Note the window unit and non-dorm room style furniture. Def. think this dude lives with his mom.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Certainly not comprehensive, Ian, but more than a Finn.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

No. Never.

xpost

You guys realize Tuomas is jerking your chains, right?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Oh good point, Sam. Yeah, that dresser is def. not dorm room material.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, people have complained about Hooters.

Hooters has their own airline, believe or not. You can go on a flight somewhere and the flight attendents are Hooters girls and they serve Hooters food.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:14 (twenty years ago)

Yeah Ally, I forget every once in a while, but I do maintain that Tuomas left ILX a few months ago and that "lixnixn" is a parody-Tuomas.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:15 (twenty years ago)

"Hey Kevin, why don't you take your cousins upstairs, maybe you guys can play Nintendo or something? And I got you some beers too!"
"Yeah mom, whatever"

-- Markelby (boyincorduroy@y

Barry otm!

(xxxpost also ally otm - "yhbt yhl hand" etc)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:16 (twenty years ago)

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