"cheese and crackers!"
― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 January 2007 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link
Baldwin on the phone: "You hang up, Maureen ... no, you hang up ... okay, on three ... one, two, three ... no, I didn't hang up either, Maureen ... wait, Maureen, you're breaking up ... I lost the call." [proceeds to have whole other conversation, then turns to assistant] "Get me Maureen Dowd back on the phone."
― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 14 January 2007 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link
one-sided phone jokes are a very fertile source of humour! ask bob newhart
― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 January 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 14 January 2007 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link
Anyway. Top five moments so far:
1. Dennis' speech to Liz. "I cried like a big dumb homo." And "You have chosen to abort me." (I miss Dennis.)2. "I have two ears and a heart, don't I?"3. Tracy falls asleep on Conan. It's all about the buildup to it.4. "I already have a drink. Do you think he'll buy me mozzarella sticks?"5. Pretty much every line delivered by Alec Baldwin. But maybe especially, "I know what I know. Next time I see Putin I'm going to kick his teeth in."4.
― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Sunday, 14 January 2007 10:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Sunday, 14 January 2007 10:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Sunday, 14 January 2007 10:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Sunday, 14 January 2007 10:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Sunday, 14 January 2007 10:56 (seventeen years ago) link
lemon: "You're wearing a TUXEDO?"
baldwin: "it's after 6, i'm not a farmer"
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Sunday, 14 January 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― max (maxreax), Sunday, 14 January 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― A B C (sparklecock), Sunday, 14 January 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link
-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), January 14th, 2007. (Matt Helgeson) (later) (link)
i was trying to remember that one!
― zombierza (tehresa), Sunday, 14 January 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― sydz (sydz), Monday, 15 January 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 15 January 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Monday, 15 January 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Monday, 15 January 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Monday, 15 January 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 15 January 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― m@p (plosive), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link
also they made him really dumb.
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― m@p (plosive), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link
"No, when Paris Hilton makes out with the bear, the bear should act like he's into it."
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link
Buck Henry is a writer on 30 Rock?
― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dean Winters (rogermexico), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:10 (seventeen years ago) link
And of course there's The Graduate.
"Ben, this all sounds a little half-baked.""No, it's completely baked."
― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 02:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bernard Snowy (sixteen sergeants), Friday, 19 January 2007 02:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:01 (seventeen years ago) link
lol at Brian Williams' dressing room
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link
Anyone seen a torrent of episode 11 yet?
― caek (caek), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― caek (caek), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 19 January 2007 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 January 2007 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Friday, 19 January 2007 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 19 January 2007 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 05:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 19 January 2007 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link