why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

-Bob Moherly

aint that the truth

http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/face-with-tears-of-joy.png

there's a bunch of threads this could find a home in but since i saw it on facebook it's going here

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10931220_1599126623656410_1401518695997876079_n.jpg?oh=b7962b8beb3eef3ac2b961d6a1171a65&oe=594F7210

firstly, the argument is half-full or half-empty, not full or empty you fucking cretin

secondly, an 'entrepreneur' who sells a glass which was holding liquid ends up spilling it everywhere and causing a mess, which is arguably an apt metaphor but presumably not the one they were aiming for

stealing somebody else's shit and selling it, yup, that's entrepreneurship

'dear pessimist, optimist and realist: i am a cunt'

A cunt-ist, you mean.

Whorenun

you guys are describing the guy who made the shirt

feel like bob moher comedian got the wrong message from rain man

http://i68.tinypic.com/ka1x5c.jpg

if by "created" you mean "merged with a company and then leveraged that company's existing money transfer service as their main source of revenue", sure, he created Paypal.

call me when the next Space X craft explodes

Space X launch vehicles are, like, rehabbed Soviet castoffs btw

Ilyich doesn't complain about how bad the world is...
Ilyich is changing the world.
Be like Iyich.

Don't complain about the world, just have loads of money and be good at convincing people to loan you more money

imo it is 'punching down' to be making fun of the ppl who make these and you all should be ashamed of yourselves
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needs minion

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tons of these people that share stuff like this (at least in my feed) are like insurance agents or corporate HR managers or mortgage brokers and shit and make way more money than a lot of us do i bet

basically you're just feeding into the republican's myth that everyone's basically bought into that class is cultural and not economic

Normie lames are often well off- how else would they get those avi pics of themselves on some Thai beach/up Machu Picchu

the assumption is always if you put up wealth equality memes, you're a poor lazy dude.

we were arguing w/ this dude on FB who called us all a buncha whiners and told us to go back to college and w/in 5 minutes found out I make more money than he does

Yeah, I've had discussions like that, but "I make more money than you" is nagl to throw into any discussion, ever, so...

In polite society, sure, but that is literally the only status indicator some idiots believe in

I didn't say "I make more money than you", he said smugly "maybe if you go back to college and get a <xx> degree, you could make 50k a year", which I indicated no thanks, I already make that, and he figured the last bit out himself.

Egon doesn't complain about ghosts.
Egon busts ghosts.
Be like Egon.

and you shall be Elon

the more money I make at job, the more facebook posts will be shares from da share z0ne

the day I break $100k/year I am posting this one https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/856916096644861953

Neanderthal, yeah I know, was just saying that's the impulse I got (and reigned myself in from).

i'm genuinely baffled by this one

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18009990_1040402569429702_1141185683172100241_n.jpg?oh=5bcbef45133763d72b9bba39a01150fe&oe=598D9F8A

omg

steel a motorbike

tom hardy dropped a motorbike and got spanked by some fries

lol

the 10 bands you've seen and one you haven't thing is brutal

especially when prefaced by "OK! Here goes!"

condemned to drown in a flood of decontextualized information

a friend of mine had a funny joke about that meme, it went something like this:

Ok, here goes nothing:
1. Audioslave
2. Audioslave
3. Audioslave
4. Audioslave
5. Audioslave
6. Audioslave
7. Audioslave
8. Audioslave
9. Audioslave
10. The Beatles

i can't understand why that, out of all the FB c&p memes, is the most popular thing I've seen on FB in ages

people like to identify themselves through musical taste and everyone thinks they have good taste lol

Complainy fb posts about the 10 bands thing are rapidly becoming the "HEY, STOP REPLYING-ALL!" of fb.

btw I actually dislike the actual lists of bands and the comments therein, I just like the idea of stupid facebook content that is virally popular and not monetizable

burn that motherfucker down

right now, the first 6 posts in my feed are people listing bands, the 7th is someone saying they don't listen to live music, the 8th is another list, and the 9th is a joke about the list of bands

half of my page is people posting and commenting on new music videos. what is this, the 90s?!?

I hope to fuck all these lists are for a good reason. Is there some magic happening I'm not aware of that's going to free the gays in Chechnya? If not, throw a bucket of ice on your heads and guess which cube is melted.

there's the good content

forks, can I add you? need more content today

i rebeled against the concert meme by posting Starland Vocal band as the band I obviously hadn't seen and then kept posting about SVB all day in every status.

lots of unfollows i'm sure

I just like the idea of stupid facebook content that is virally popular and not monetizable

this is my take on it

not my quote but i do have the content

Rather than "ok here goes," I am not a huge fan of the faux-reluctant intros like "Seems like everyone is doing this so I guess I must," or "apparently this is a thing now," or "I'm a sheep, baaa..."

Silence is ALWAYS an option. It's fine if you don't weigh in on everything.

I liked guessing my close irl friends lists who've I'd seen a bunch of said listed concerts with. It seems like basically another form of "guess my fav..." friendship test. I KNOW U LOVE PURPLE AND ALSO WE SAW DISTURBED TOGETHER LOL!