Rolling 2017 Thread on Race

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"No, see, when I say it, I use a non-rhotic pronunciation. That means I'm just kidding around!"

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-senator-frank-artiles-resigns-over-racist-remarks/

lol

"My racism was taken out of context"

this is a Chappelle's Show skit https://t.co/HTgatNVLLG

— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) May 10, 2017

ha I was just about to post this

imo his first hint that he is part black should have been the fact that his name is "Cleon Brown"

Really good article on Ta-Nehisi Coates' fearful pessimism

Man, R L Stephens has been shouting at Ta-nehisi Coates since 2014. Does he have anything new to say, or is he still just mad that Coates isn't socialist enough?

'Checks piece' Ultimately, in both Coates’s and Wilderson’s respective frameworks, solidarity is unimaginable and class struggle is rendered futile.

Yawn...

speaking of having anything new to say

Yeah, I really don't think an article that just regurgitates the same attack leveled against Coates a thousand times will bring up any original thoughts by anyone, really...

it's cute when bruneau identifies the one guy on ilx the zing hierarchy allows him to clown*

*this post is quite possibly a replication of the phenomenon yes lol

:(

Where is Morbs when I need him...

exactly where you would think doing exactly what you would think

fucking stop this right now

^

this guy:
http://pulsegulfcoast.com/2017/05/transcript-of-new-orleans-mayor-landrieus-address-on-confederate-monuments

That is a great speech.

This judge should get the same treatment the judge in the Brock Turner case got: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/black-man-prison-serve-five-years-ramad-chatman-georgia-prison-not-guilty-probation-broke-terms-jail-a7744326.html But he won't.

woah @ that Landrieu speech. so good.

This just appeared on my timeline, wtf.

https://twitter.com/LindseyFOX26/status/8682216704100802

This?

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/education/2017/05/25/texas-7th-grader-named-likely-become-terrorist-mock-school-awards

And it was in the advanced college prep class! Why am I finding this hilarious what is wrong with me

texas

That Landrieu speech has me legit crying. Amazing.

Happy Friday! Here is a terrible tweet:

I get the practical concerns. But Barack Obama buying schmancy DC house in nabe thick w lobbyists just feels weird https://t.co/xAODd9LQrA

— jodikantor (@jodikantor) May 31, 2017

ugh yeah

inb4morbs

shhh!

How dare he!

that's a nice house but #dronebama gotta be sad that $8.1 million won't get him his secret missle command center back huh

by "nabe thick w lobbyists" does she mean the District of Columbia because guess what

"nabe thick w spies"

"nabe thick w gentrifying white ppl"

"nabe thick w veterans"

"nabe thick w graduate degrees"

"nabe thick w both beer snobs and beer reverse-snobs"

Barack Obama can only live in a race-free island in the South Pacific drinking Campari and soda and reading Goethe.

such a thick nabe

It ain't me, nabe

Furious that this even got published: http://vancouversun.com/opinion/op-ed/opinion-canada-replacing-its-population-a-case-of-wilful-ignorance-greed-excess-political-correctness

postmedia is a cancer

What the fuck? Please, I don't want the grand remplacement blight to take root here as well.

what a piece of scum

This could go here or the police brutality thread; I chose to put it here.

http://www.theroot.com/police-shot-brendan-hester-because-thats-what-police-do-1795965029

http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/06/20/john-cunningham-not-safe-one-safe/OrlwvXMRMd3T13qUKWgxGN/story.html?event=event25#comments

But what he does not have is a green card, and so the federal agents brought him to the jail in South Bay and put him in a cell with the rest of the common criminals. Because in Donald Trump’s America, that’s what John Cunningham is, a common criminal.
[...]
Chris Lavery, Cunningham’s lawyer, told me there is no underlying criminal charge. Cunningham was grabbed for overstaying the 90-day visa he received 18 years ago.
Lavery was trying to determine whether Cunningham missed a court hearing after a customer filed a complaint that Cunningham took and cashed a deposit check for more than $1,000 for electrical work he didn’t perform. That would have produced a warrant for his arrest, but not by immigration agents.
"You would think a guy like him, with no criminal convictions, would not be a priority," Lavery said.

good ol' Boston, where taking money for services you never provided isn't a criminal activity if you're Irish

Happy 5th of July pic.twitter.com/jyvsaTqY9b

— Kate Horton (@ladymisskate) July 5, 2017

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/qkkd43/eddie-huang-on-why-immigrants-need-to-charge-customers-full-fucking-price

This is probably not new to you all (and maybe belongs in the police brutality thread) but thought I'd share anyway:

A good friend just got back from a 10 day holiday in NY/NJ area. One of those ten days was spent mostly in jail. He had been speeding, 5 or 6 miles over the limit, and was caught by police on the highway urging him to stop. He drove on for 1.5/2 miles or so to find a safe place to stop (custom over here) but they really advised him next time to stop immediately. When he did stop he got out: also a big no no according to the cop, so they put him on the hood and took him in.
Anyway, after being in custody with 12 other guys for five hours or so, they let him go. A white cop at the station told my white friend. "It's a good thing you aren't black; you might not have survived it."

Your friend should write about his experience, particularly that quote.

We met in passing (grocery store) today but I am encouraging him to do just that. He was genuinly shook. I've got a paper so will see if I can fit in there somewhere.

paper=newspapwer I mean

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/us/naacp-missouri-travel-advisory-trnd/index.html

I have been reading about this because I have relatives in the St Louis area. Ultimately I don't think this impacts them any more than just living in MO has already but it's still worrisome.

oh, sorry. someone was tweeting it out as new.

1. First, download and install VRChat on Steam. The game is entirely free-to-play and doesn't actually require a VR headset like its name implies. Oh, and prepare to lose dozens of hours of your life.

2. While installing, begin working on your Ugandan accent. This will come in handy later, as hinted in the video below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=94&v=Hxjofn2bYE

I'm not going to say that I didn't find the early ones kind of funny, or that I don't understand how human nature automatically responds to a phenomenon like VRChat with exactly this kind of role playing, and that if you watch the evolution of the meme on the youtube compilations in chronological order from last december, you can see how it starts off as affectionate surrealism -- ignorant, but more WTF than hateful (the one where someone shows up as Ugandan Knuckles driving a minature tank whie screaming in Russian while the volga boatmen theme plays is amazing) -- then of course it hits meme supernova and the hordes show up. It reminds of me the scene in Bamboozled at the Mantan premiere where the act is so over the top racist that the white audience is stunned speechless, leaving them desperately looking around for cues as to how they're supposed to respond, until Mantan finally lands a genuinely funny joke and gets a mild supportive laugh from the black audience, at which point it becomes 'ok' for everyone to laugh, and then the tone of the laughter changes

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/articles/a-guide-to-finding-da-wae-as-ugandan-knuckles-in-10-easy-steps/85559040/

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/articles/this-is-what-ugandan-knuckles-looks-like-in-real-life/85553266/

https://bittersoutherner.com/dear-disgruntled-white-plantation-visitors-michael-twitty-cooking-gene
^ good read

and, if you're unfamiliar with twitty's work, further reading for followup:
https://afroculinaria.com/

You can’t learn everything from the crossword section of StormFront.

oh snaps