Global Warming's Terrifying New Math

Let's show him a picture of a Maldivean child being evacuated because of rising ocean levels!

http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2017/04/march-sets-new-global-warming-record

At Least Climate Change Will Bring More Icebergs to Kitesurf Over Like a Badass

NYT story yesterday suggested Ivanka and Jared are pressuring Daddy to stay in the Paris pact. Decision expected in late May.

Just imagine the pressure, having to persuade your cranky, right-wing-media addled dad/FiL to accept science, knowing that if you fail you will be vilified along with him for generations.

Presumably this is more of that bullshit wish-fulfillment stuff about the female Trumps being secret liberals, as though they weren't just more odd-looking super-rich parasites

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/05/03/science/earth/arctic-shipping.html

best headline...

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20170504-there-are-diseases-hidden-in-ice-and-they-are-waking-up?ocid=fbert

omg don't forget the Blob

also makes the best album title, book title, poem title, song title.

was wondering when we'd hear again about the polar ice's virus crisis. apparently the last thing i saw raising that specter was all the way back in 2014. good thing the experts are working to solve everything without us having to do anything.

Humans didn't occupy the Arctic before the last 50,000 or so years, so I'd expect none of the permafrost pathogens are adapted to threaten apes. So, I see this being just an additional headwind for tundra-adapted wild animals (reindeer, caribou, musk ox, lemmings, bears, foxes etc.).

Most (61%) infectious diseases are zoonotic, but they were only transferred from domesticated/cohabiting animals after pretty extensive coexposure.

Just attaching to cell surfaces requires some molecular key/lock precision, and that has generally required selection on parasite variation over long coexposure. Domestication and housepests. Obv, you don't want to watch Andromeda Strain with me in the room.

Based on a novel written by a climate denier, btw.

there's six billion of us and counting while annual temperature records mount and the US government is *officially* like fuck you 'what, me worry'

7.5 billion, tbf

there are now more people living in cities than were alive when i was born

they like the hustle and bustle

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/may/19/arctic-stronghold-of-worlds-seeds-flooded-after-permafrost-melts?CMP=share_btn_tw

Kinda love how the Svalbard vault's interior uses the same shelving as my local hardware store.

lefty conspiracy from the Eisenhower days, no doubt

64 years ago today: "How Industry May Change Climate" by Waldemar Kaempffert, May 24, 1953 @nytclimate pic.twitter.com/PYFjsE28JR

— Brad Johnson (@climatebrad) May 24, 2017

makes sense

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/05/report-trump-is-planning-to-pull-out-of-paris-climate-deal.html

well, nice knowing you all

the tweet embedded in that piece is legit terrifying

How hot does Earth get if the U.S. abandons the Paris #climate agreement? @borenbears found out. https://t.co/gPZGvVRcFC? pic.twitter.com/BCSORD8r7D

— Jonathan Fahey (@JonathanFahey) May 27, 2017

NBD, we'll all be dead by then. Because the US pulled out of the Paris accord.

cities are going to get hotter faster, shoulda posted the piece last week

http://www.iflscience.com/environment/global-warming-is-turning-cities-into-costly-urban-heat-islands/

old article but interesting

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/dec/12/james-hansen-climate-change-paris-talks-fraud

I mean he is 1000% otm on the carbon tax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

To mark rejection of Paris accords, Antarctica about to calve a Wales-sized iceberg, one of largest ever recorded https://t.co/CFctzJFEhb

— Bill McKibben (@billmckibben) May 31, 2017

bigger big-league bergs

SAVE THE WALES

i can't believe i tweeted a correction at bill mckibben but i had to. the article says it was the size of Delaware (1,930 sq miles) which is about a quarter the size of Wales (8,023 sq miles). I guess he meant that the iceberg was about the length of Wales. anyway, oof

SAVE THE DELAWALES

thank you!

— Bill McKibben (@billmckibben) May 31, 2017

i want to ride around on bill mckibben's ankle like fievel in a shirtpocket

I remember when icebergs the size of Manhattan were a big deal.

*heavy sigh*

Trump calls mayor of shrinking Chesapeake island and tells him not to worry about it

“He said we shouldn’t worry about rising sea levels,” Eskridge said. “He said that ‘your island has been there for hundreds of years, and I believe your island will be there for hundreds more.’”

Eskridge wasn’t offended. In fact, he agreed that rising sea levels aren’t a problem for Tangier.

“Like the president, I’m not concerned about sea level rise,” he said. “I’m on the water daily, and I just don’t see it.”

makes sense

starting to think that dilbert dipshit might be on to something about trump's hypnotic powers

another post hat makes me want to move to Canada - in this case because it will be the only place with snow in the future and not 140 degrees in summer

It's not hypnotic powers. Most if not all here on ilxor are complex personalities, ensconced like an onion with something approximating Freud's Id, Ego, and Superego. Some further than themselves with irony or deadpan humor about the human predicament.

Trump's onion has a rather thin, if any cortex. He's just a grasping Id, little burnished by education or curiosity. Most with this defect go unseen by the educated classes, as they don't make it through the socioeconomic filters.

But there are millions like him, just exposed ids awaiting someone to articulate their resentments and desires. As many Americans confuse wealth with virtue, Trump's largely inherited wealth insulated him from moral critique.

As this is the climate thread, I think we who are concerned about climate, about effects that linger for thousands of years, need to start speaking to these unfilted ids. I care about those billions living (or not) in the year 3000. That's perhaps why those on the national security side (from DoD reports to Obama) have started talking about future refugee crises, because if slow sea rise doesn't scare the recalcitrant, perhaps a deluge of brown people will.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a55736/climate-change-storms-scott-pruitt/

yayyy!

Scientists have spent decades measuring what was happening to all of the carbon dioxide that was produced when people burned coal, oil and natural gas. They established that less than half of the gas was remaining in the atmosphere and warming the planet. The rest was being absorbed by the ocean and the land surface, in roughly equal amounts.

In essence, these natural sponges were doing humanity a huge service by disposing of much of its gaseous waste. But as emissions have risen higher and higher, it has been unclear how much longer the natural sponges will be able to keep up.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/26/climate/carbon-in-atmosphere-is-rising-even-as-emissions-stabilize.html?platform=hootsuite&_r=1

three years till the point of no return. good thing mr. trump is in the white house and mr. pruitt heading the EPA

https://www.nature.com/news/three-years-to-safeguard-our-climate-1.22201?dom=icopyright&src=syn

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/06/29/iran-city-soars-to-record-of-129-degrees-near-hottest-ever-reliably-measured-on-earth/?utm_term=.3a1ec637f002 🔥🔥🔥

The Earth has experienced five mass extinctions before the one we are living through now, each so complete a slate-wiping of the evolutionary record it functioned as a resetting of the planetary clock, and many climate scientists will tell you they are the best analog for the ecological future we are diving headlong into. Unless you are a teenager, you probably read in your high-school textbooks that these extinctions were the result of asteroids. In fact, all but the one that killed the dinosaurs were caused by climate change produced by greenhouse gas. The most notorious was 252 million years ago; it began when carbon warmed the planet by five degrees, accelerated when that warming triggered the release of methane in the Arctic, and ended with 97 percent of all life on Earth dead. We are currently adding carbon to the atmosphere at a considerably faster rate; by most estimates, at least ten times faster. The rate is accelerating. This is what Stephen Hawking had in mind when he said, this spring, that the species needs to colonize other planets in the next century to survive, and what drove Elon Musk, last month, to unveil his plans to build a Mars habitat in 40 to 100 years. These are nonspecialists, of course, and probably as inclined to irrational panic as you or I. But the many sober-minded scientists I interviewed over the past several months — the most credentialed and tenured in the field, few of them inclined to alarmism and many advisers to the IPCC who nevertheless criticize its conservatism — have quietly reached an apocalyptic conclusion, too: No plausible program of emissions reductions alone can prevent climate disaster.

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SWEET DREAMS

sooo...we arming up for the revolution or nah?

https://lastexittonowhere.imgix.net/uploads/catalogue/productimage-picture-quietus-regular-t-shirt-5955.jpg

S'okay.

Cancer now more common than getting married or having a first baby.

If The Graduate were remade in 2017, there's a decent chance that when the young hero is pulled aside by the middle-aged man and told the secret word describing the path to making big money, it wouldn't be "plastics", but "cancer".