pineapple on pizza

I don't eat pizza without pineapples.

Ramsay otm, fucking disgusting thread full of hypocrite idiots who clowned me for liking arugula on pizza in the traditional Italian manner

He looks so weird these days,

https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/article_small/public/thumbnails/image/2017/03/29/10/gordon-ramsay-nightly-show-it.jpg

weird, plus wrong about pineapple

Quite wrong.

Haha, I was much more chill in saying the same thing first time around. Maybe I'm just bored and looking for a pizza clusterfuck for old time's sake

The slightly sweet acidity of pineapple does add a certain frisson when combined with a tomato-based sauce and it offsets the saltiness of the cured meat that often accompanies it on a pizza (usually ham or so-called "Canadian bacon"), so I can understand how someone could be attracted to this combination. This doesn't change the bare fact that it is deeply and irrevocably wrong to put pineapple on a pizza. QED.

Ramsay otm, fucking disgusting thread full of hypocrite idiots who clowned me for liking arugula on pizza in the traditional Italian manner

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Monday, 10 April 2017 17:33 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Arugula

Fuck off

we have to make allowances for our yank hegemony, despite everything

Our

might as well be "taking a shit on your pizza - classic or dud"

^^ Depends on the situation tbh

pineapple + pepperoni + jalapenos is a great pizza, used to be my jam

^ combines pre-teen sweet tooth with teenaged grease-craving and early twenty-something machismo

what is this the riddle of the sphinx

Rocket on pizza is perfectly ok, its done here a lot too - and the pizza restaurant down the road from me has won awards, in Italy, for being the best at the World Pizza Championship, so we know what do.

Pineapple can get fucked.

xpost copy is supposed to entice the buyer

xpost fucking yr pizza - c or d

can't believe this thread got so far without pointing out that "hawaiian pizza" was in fact invented in Canada
such a great mansplainy piece of trivia

Canada should not be allowed to manufacture pizza IMO

im at a workshop and there is free pizza, one of the pizzas is a barbecue chicken pizza with pineapple and bacon. it is ... not good

There's plenty of good pizza in Canada...but then I'm an irredeemable savage who loves pineapple so..

I love pineapple, just not on my pizza

I like peanut butter, should I slap globs of that on my pizza too?

hummus pizza

i think pineapple is more forgivable on pizza than barbecue sauce

or barbecue chicken

food police out in full force today

never asked for anyones forgiveness btw

anchovies are way worse on pizza than pineapple

may as well just accept we all have radically subjective tastes

Let's not get all, like, Catholic about the holy trinity of pizza (crust-tomatoes-chz) when we all know that, stepping away from the orthodox there are contained multitudes within the varieties of the pizza experience. Basically, if u put a flat bread at high temp in a wood-fired oven with some sort of sauce/oil and a protein on it, you have mostly made a pizza.

The thing about pizza is it is absolutely the kind of food that can have all sorts of different wacky shit on it, pizza is basically "stuff on a thing" it will bear any insult there is no sullying it

here is your catgut pizza

dick pizza

also pineapple is good, exhibit A: Ramsay denunciation

catgut pizza sounds fucking delicious

make sure you sprinkle some of the whiskers on there

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fb/df/04/fbdf04857eed6ab6337b3e5626d46647.jpg

I was reading the talk page for the cat meat wiki just the other day

didn't know it had one

they eat it in some parts of south america

I used to have three housemates who worked at Domino's, so we had pizza every day for a year. The one with chicken and barbecue sauce is absolutely the best thing they have on the menu.

(But also, from living with non-westerners for a long time, got to say that we British/Americans are weirdly obsessed with the "correct" ways to make pizza, burgers, other not-hugely-interesting-comfort-foods.)

(Also I have eaten quite a lot of durian pizza and it's better than you can possibly imagine)

ya you get some cool combinations in japan

can't believe only now did I think to search for 'pineapple stuffed crust'
http://www.foodbeast.com/news/pizza-hut-launches-pineapple-bun-stuffed-crust-pizza-in-taiwan/ (3 year old link)

https://i.imgur.com/HwhuBuR.jpg

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https://twitter.com/OfficialRCCola/status/857979850887442432

https://68.media.tumblr.com/5bfb9575213ed69a8079e3e3a971f293/tumblr_om64qoEENd1s8as3do1_1280.jpg

boak
are they actual peas or split peas? They look lentilesque

The pizza thing I thought was always really weird was that southern US thing with the plastic squeeze bottles of French salad dressing to put on pizza as a condiment.

RIP

*pours out juice from some canned pineapple*

I am curious if there are any legit Italian pizzas that play on some sort of savoury/sweet tension.