The Howard Stern Thread

2/28 actually..damn

the degeree to which it upset Howard and how much time he spent leveling JD was inappropriate. I sorta understand - Twitter isn't private, but fuck, HOWARD- ugh... up the therapy...

Great Shuli vs. Gary fight in the second week of March. Fuck Shuli

Not convinced the reaction to the JD thing isn't a bit.

That would be even worse, it was excruciating to listen to.

What exactly happened with JD?

he proposed to his girlfriend and announced it on twitter, a picture of the ring on her finger with the caption "She said yes." this was the night before a live show, and Howard just reamed him for the better part of an hour for not giving the show the exclusive. he seemed genuinely upset and insane about it.

"Genuinely" is the key word here. H is a performer first and human being second, at least on the air.

I mean I doubt we'd be talking about it if JD announced. H being pissed off is good for his show

Ralphie cakes calling in on 2/28 and 3/1 was rally good. Goofing on Gary's Springsteen obsession

Robin and Howard arguing about Syria this morning, Fred kept replaying her trumpet theme for like 30 minutes over and over. Benjy came in and screamed "WE'VE GOT TO END ALL WARS. IF BOMBS ENDED WARS, THERE WOULD NOT BE WAR. EDUCATE THE PEOPLE!!!"

lol
Benji on fire lately. As H would say, "who cares what people think / It's good for my show"

Robin out of the studio again today...

she also read a fake news story about a couple that was struggling to conceive only to find out that they were fraternal twins... some email chain BS... she's been out of the studio a lot lately... really hope nothing serious is happening again...

calstars have you listened to Cum Town? it has a 90s Stern Show vibe. they're big fans, too. my favorite podcast/radio show at the moment

it goes beyond just guys riffing in a room, though, for me. cumtown is good at that. but you need: meanness + intimacy, longterm relationships, non-comedian/non-professional riffing from guys like kc or jd etc + callers + howard himself and also the formal constraints of broadcast radio which persist even into the satellite year which goes beyond "we gotta take a break, robin" and it's like a framework type of thing.

i was watching patrice o'neal standup and got into listening deeper into o&a recently. i think o&a for a period in the 2000s comes close to "90s stern vibe", when you have opie the radio guy + cumia the hack racist comedian song parody man + jim norton and THEN you get guys like patrice o'neal in (but it's 75% shit and patrice or louis ck or colin quinn). there's moments that really work, like when patrice o'neal is in the studio with gallagher, who turns out to be a racist that wants to dam the colorado river and they lowkey fuck with him for forty five minutes before gallagher catches on the whole thing blows up. or... the call where bobo calls in as the fugitive and claims to have stolen 10k from "mel karzastan" which he will return if erock eats bobo's cum. there's a good mix of: not riffing and actual conversation that most podcasts have trouble getting to.

o and a is the fucking pits

enjoyed through carefully selected youtube clips that minimize contributions by the two hosts, it can be okay.

Neveh hoid of it

Also what's up D? I have a bunch of shit from my Japan trip to throw up, coffee paprazzzi photos and the like

YO i'm good. still in tokyo. my second wife bore me a son.
maybe the japan is fucked up! is the right place?

Tan mom / sal and Richard stuff on 3-8 was lollin'

And congrats by the way

Shuli finally being funny

http://i.imgur.com/NzrghIK.jpg

Shuli finally being funny

― calstars, Friday, April 28, 2017 9:08 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does not compute. even when he's getting fucking owned (by goodstein or gary or artie) he's such a whiny bitch

xp mommy

With echo : "I jerked off in this cave but there's this stalactite in my ass"

Just to clarify my position, shuli is only funny when doing tan mom

yeah his tan mom is good

Richard Christy is going to be a father. Howard's immediate response to the news was imploring Richard to quit drinking.

i wanted to say this. i have a lot of time to sit at my computer and listen to things. for a long time, i listened to howard stern.

like i said i spent the last month or so listening to opie and anthony clips and shows. it was interesting because: you can follow new paths, like, you hear a bit referenced and look it up, or you listen to all the appearances by ie mike birbiglia or patrice. they're from the same middle class long island suburban world and made their names with song parodies and real man radio but o&a is like, 1) it's tends to be a game of cruelty, like ballbreaking with a rulebook and sound effects to point out missed points. it's interesting, the strategy of being in that room, where people are being funny, i guess, but mostly just trying to put numbers on the board, and there's sudden unspoken alliances, you can feel the tide turning one way and then another.... 2) they never gave up on it. 3) i think howard for all his loves the gays and not saying retard stances is a bigger piece of shit in some ways-- like, his causes are just so lame and all his political or whatever takes are dumb as fuck. i trust anthony cumia hates black people.

i want to come back to cum town, i wanted to like it partly because: o&a and howard, ass't comedy podcasts, rogan, whatever--they're so so relentlessly dumb. even on topics they go back to again and again, which is mostly racist uncle fwd email-level shit. but on the other hand, like cumtown + similar, i feel at home because the hosts are usually younger and politically inoffensive ("progressive" but think political correctness has gone mad but make ironic political correctness gone mad jokes) + don't talk about springsteen BUT usually they're just not funny and often too smug too dumb too parochial too poorly produced and formatted. i'd rather listen to day 5 of lady di's internship (she was having GI issues from severe withdrawal and then america ferrera saw her changing her shit stained panties in the womens washroom) or old howard.

patrice o neal is the goat and his archived o+a appearances are a treasure

D have you ever listened to uhh yeah dude ?

Rogan's podcast is good. I dig that he has academics & reporters that know what they're talking about, in addition to his comedian friends. and whenever he has a conservative on, they reveal the limits of their intelligence thru an uninterrupted 3 hour conversation (Alex Jones, Milo, Gavin McInnes, Stephen Crowder). it was fucking awesome when Rogan got into a fight with Crowder about pot legalization and inadvertently made Crowder miss his flight lmao

and then there's people like Jordan Petersen - i find his whole gender obsession really tiresome, but about two hours into their conversation, they start talking about religion and music and the archetypal figures in popular art, it was really interesting. and fwiw i think the cum town guys are pretty insightful when it comes to pop culture.

Howard cancelled a planned show today. WUS was live, all Jan said was "Howard took a personal day today, he'll be back Monday." That's certainly never happened since I've been listening, and from what I can tell it's happened maybe half a dozen times in his entire career. He was in a really grouchy mood on Monday & Tuesday, fixated on Richard's healthy relationship with his father, wouldn't stop bringing it up with Chris Stapleton. Seems like his dad may be sick. Hope everything's alright.

sorta funny that Jimmy Fallon was booked for today - rescheduled from a couple weeks ago when he bailed at the last minute.

H on fire on 3/28, goes through 'who on the staff would you like to have dinner with' brackets and talks candidly about the guys

Love OReilly as his nemesis

Best JD bit in awhile on 4/5
H busting JD's balls on who is going to be invited to his douchey wedding
JD acting like this shit actually matters
and H's genius in that he knows that it really doesn't

amazing moment during Rachel Maddow interview on Wednesday:

Howard: So you're doing well!
Rachel: Yeah. How are you?
Howard. I'm good. You know, I'm fine..... I'm fucked up.

Nice to hear Jon Lieberman again

Great interview with Jimmy Iovine on Monday.

I'm almost two months behind
But I love when H talks honestly about his relationship with Beth, like how annoyed she was when H was singing "the name game"

And when he got her on the phone she seemed genuinely pissed and H kept pressing her, which was great, and a rare recent example of him putting the show before his relationship

And then he's kind of lit up so he gets all fired up about how dumb Ryan Seacrest is and then feels a fart coming on, so he asks if we want to hear it, and Fred says yes, and it's a squiggly little thing.

https://i.redd.it/kajqrvkwuz5z.jpg
"maybe I'm aging into something more palatable"

"my disguise"

Really enjoying the continual vitrol he spits regarding Ryan seacrest. H needs a foil.

"Baby aspirin makes me feel suicidal"