EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

I Write Music And I'd Be Incredibly Appreciative If Someone Listened

OK fine scroll down from here for maximum effect

Man Excelsiors shouldn't require homework

LJ it's hateful showy rubbish when you do that shit imo fp

way to ruin my excelsior lj

*kicks dirt*

It's aight man you are already first ballot excelsior HOF

At least I excelsior stuff that's actually funny

At least I excelsior stuff that's actually funny

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, April 9, 2017 7:51 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

At least I excelsior stuff that's actually funny

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Sunday, April 9, 2017 7:51 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mark s, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:58 (forty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you know what would be even more fun than this - what is art? i mean, what makes something art?? very interesting topic!!

KM has in fact deepened the excelsior situation on the linked thread in recent minutes

What is art
Baby don't fp me

my strategy was to start with a seemingly innocent discussion question: look at the rocks in this wealthy guy's heavily landscaped yard. is that art? didn't think so, but hold the phone. *shows a picture of spiral jetty* did that change your answer? let's talk

You always want to hold the phone and call it art iirc

tell me more about this spiral jetty

struck by another's

What is art
Baby don't fp me

Dont fap me

No mo

Hey hey hey

That exchange loses one-half point for its lack of reference to the "gig bags are lame" thread, but otherwise A++++

I'm starting to come around on the idea of these folks never getting fired and instead suffering the punishment of having to remain in the public eye for a full four years as they appear increasingly buffoonish to everyone and watch every last shred of dignity and power dry up and blow away. And then after the four years are up we put them in stocks in front of the WH and throw rotten tomatoes at them for another four years.

― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 3:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

by that point we will have to eat them, due to the post-apocalyptic dystopian nightmare they will have deposited us into

― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 3:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would you eat a garbage bag filled with rotten mayo

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 11, 2017 3:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think Arby's will be open anymore man

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, April 11, 2017 3:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the principal of my high school told me once that if i didn't watch out i might end up like my brother.

― scott seward, Wednesday, May 3, 2017 3:43 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did the principal murder your brother

― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, May 3, 2017 3:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i had a ruder second thought entry tbh

today i learned about "virtue signalling" in a stephen king thread and now i will walk into the ocean

― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, May 4, 2017 6:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Why are demands about male sexual performance quite so acceptable? [Started by nabisco (nabisco) in February 2003, last updated six minutes ago by schlump on I Love Everything] 9 new answers

not sure why this made me lol but

the man whose twitter thread expanded

― erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, May 14, 2017 12:18 AM (thirteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Why could neither the guardian nor the freeview epg mention this?

― koogs, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:37 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they know you've been buying a daily coffee instead of quality journalism and they want revenge

― kinder, Saturday, 13 May 2017 21:54 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Trump def hurt himself today.

― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, May 15, 2017 8:05 PM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

To see if he could feel

― Treeship, Monday, May 15, 2017 8:06 PM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

at last

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-23-2015/aTt2Fm.gif

“The president has plenary authority to do whatever the fuck he pleases with ‘classified information,’” she[Coulter] wrote in an email.

i think the comparison to a president sharing/declassifying the nuclear launch codes with say, north korea, is a good one. it wouldn't be illegal for a president, right? i tried to do a quick fact check on that but googling "can the president legally share nuclear launch codes" just opens up a hole in the ground containing a giant slide to a room with no exit with infinite slapping hands

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, May 16, 2017 12:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have a pepper mill that says "we had sex on this table" on the dining room table

i have a placemat on my dining room table that says 'this pepper mill has been in my ass'

― The Patricia Routledge Meatspin Gif Has Made You Gay (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 08:51 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Blimey, Pepper Mill One-Upmanship!

― Mark G, Tuesday, May 16, 2017

A bit too subtle for out loud laughter.

ah yes very subtle

:D

I'd kiss that exchange were it possible

i can offer you the consolation prize of kissing my pepper mill if u like

Kiss? You grind a pepper mill iirc

hell yeah you do

stop doing excelsiors inside the excelsior ffs

xp i think you are talking about a pepper mill mill

No! You've got it all wrong! Pepper Mill is the name of my dog!

Grinder? No, we never even kissed.

I am not really very into fiction in general but was suprised at how sophmoric his writing seemed to me - good ideas but he needs STanley Kubrick to eralie trghem

― Violet Jynx, Tuesday, May 16, 2017 4:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the last part of that sentence took a Lovecraftian turn

― Number None, Tuesday, May 16, 2017 4:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good ideas but he needs a Stanley Kubrick to redruM! redruM!

who will be a stan stan

aw i've always liked amash. but you're right.

― goole, Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:49 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you have always liked Amash

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like waht

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

plz elaborate

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He meant "a mash." He meant a monster mash.

― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, May 17, 2017 5:52 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol

hee hee love it

Man I actually let out a normal laugh at one of these finally

Has "I was just joking" ever held up as a defense in court?

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, May 18, 2017 6:43 AM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i remember it not coming across brilliantly in the dahmer trial

― spud called maris (darraghmac), Thursday, May 18, 2017 6:46 AM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/thedaytoday/S01E02/gif/r4LDfiLuZZV6.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtcbVUNO1NY

My son had a letter sent home from school because he led a group sing-along of Livin' On a Prayer on the bus and would not stop when asked by the driver. We were cautioned that if he did it one more time there would be a two week bus suspension. I don't know what's wrong with that boy.

― how's life, Saturday, 20 May 2017 06:53 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe they're thinking what i'm thinking, that with the school year drawing to a close, and "Prayer"'s quarter-century ubiquity, the deeper cut with the equally strong chorus "Never Say Goodbye" was the better call here?

― rip van wanko, Saturday, 20 May 2017 06:58 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink