why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

http://i.imgur.com/sEOjyBq.png

haha wow this one is spectacular
http://i.imgur.com/KgFbj5x.png

+80000 amen's in comment section

yeah but how many ignores?

Surprising to see Univers there but I can't IGNORE the lack of kerning.

a guy just printed out an email, scanned it, and sent me the scan. i gotta ask if he makes memes

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p320x320/17522641_1903044239963472_5795335758146495588_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ed1f45c9b5d99b0c6d24704f0f06f065&oe=5951ABBB

when I was young I thought that life was so logical

That dude, however, has no respect. I blame his kid's granddad.

Seeing the phrase 'disrespectful little shit' come up a lot in these memes, which you know, the willingness to reflexively describe a child using those terms whilst complaining about the lack of respect in society doth protest too much etc

https://pics.onsizzle.com/childhoodin8os-before-all-the-pussies-took-over-logical-men-💥💥like-14785897.png

Nah, we never wore helmets in those days

that chin strap is the only thing holding that kid's face together

'Before all the pussies took over' lol klaus thewelheit to threaf

Punch his lights out four times to 'Like'

Logical Men

He hasn't had a motorcycle accident, those marks are from his father's righteous fist, before all this "spare the rod" squishiness came along

These memes always remind me of the Stewart Lee bit about how his grandmother mixes up political correctness with health and safety. So much rage at common sense safety measures.

evidence suggests that many serial killers suffered traumatic head injury in childhood, so i presume that this kid today has belt made from human ears he harvested himself

Ok, I don't get this at all. What's going on here?

https://www.facebook.com/682329048475716/videos/1513086245399988/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

My Girlfriend's Husband Fights For Your Freedom

I am quite impressed at how memes are slwoly becoming an artform in themselves. I'm currently a big fan of https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/

https://www.facebook.com/1726805484302060/photos/a.1726808530968422.1073741828.1726805484302060/1763270567322218/?type=3&theater

pretty sure that's about vaping

https://scontent.fbud2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11745315_680868002057957_7036419341753219038_n.png?oh=99901432570a7ffb69668018f47d65d8&oe=598ADE2F

-Bob Moherly

aint that the truth

http://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/face-with-tears-of-joy.png

there's a bunch of threads this could find a home in but since i saw it on facebook it's going here

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10931220_1599126623656410_1401518695997876079_n.jpg?oh=b7962b8beb3eef3ac2b961d6a1171a65&oe=594F7210

firstly, the argument is half-full or half-empty, not full or empty you fucking cretin

secondly, an 'entrepreneur' who sells a glass which was holding liquid ends up spilling it everywhere and causing a mess, which is arguably an apt metaphor but presumably not the one they were aiming for

stealing somebody else's shit and selling it, yup, that's entrepreneurship

'dear pessimist, optimist and realist: i am a cunt'

A cunt-ist, you mean.

Whorenun

you guys are describing the guy who made the shirt

feel like bob moher comedian got the wrong message from rain man

http://i68.tinypic.com/ka1x5c.jpg

if by "created" you mean "merged with a company and then leveraged that company's existing money transfer service as their main source of revenue", sure, he created Paypal.

call me when the next Space X craft explodes

Space X launch vehicles are, like, rehabbed Soviet castoffs btw

Ilyich doesn't complain about how bad the world is...
Ilyich is changing the world.
Be like Iyich.

Don't complain about the world, just have loads of money and be good at convincing people to loan you more money

imo it is 'punching down' to be making fun of the ppl who make these and you all should be ashamed of yourselves
― sleepingbag, Thursday, April 6, 2017 3:25 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

needs minion

― why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, April 6, 2017 4:31 AM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tons of these people that share stuff like this (at least in my feed) are like insurance agents or corporate HR managers or mortgage brokers and shit and make way more money than a lot of us do i bet

basically you're just feeding into the republican's myth that everyone's basically bought into that class is cultural and not economic

Normie lames are often well off- how else would they get those avi pics of themselves on some Thai beach/up Machu Picchu

the assumption is always if you put up wealth equality memes, you're a poor lazy dude.

we were arguing w/ this dude on FB who called us all a buncha whiners and told us to go back to college and w/in 5 minutes found out I make more money than he does

Yeah, I've had discussions like that, but "I make more money than you" is nagl to throw into any discussion, ever, so...

In polite society, sure, but that is literally the only status indicator some idiots believe in

I didn't say "I make more money than you", he said smugly "maybe if you go back to college and get a <xx> degree, you could make 50k a year", which I indicated no thanks, I already make that, and he figured the last bit out himself.

Egon doesn't complain about ghosts.
Egon busts ghosts.
Be like Egon.

and you shall be Elon

the more money I make at job, the more facebook posts will be shares from da share z0ne