This is the thread for senselessly frittering away the last hour of a Friday afternoon

I'm sorry to hear that, Hoos.

why has nothing happened

I'm not a philospher

hi dere, I'm in Tom's River loljersey

i need my fucking server working or i should just go home.

i feel kind of wacky right now. maybe blood sugar is low. i need to spend my last hour trying to find a snack.

frittering time w/ snacks VS. snacking time w/ fritters

I am going to eat a slice of pizza from *Capone's* when I get out of here.

new england clam cakes are fritters, i guess? you should eat those because they are the doughnuts of the sea

ideally they should come in a white paper bag that is translucent from alla grease

omg hungry

I made do with a bagga doritos and a bottla coke.

$2.35!

i have apples and lupine beans on hand. FIBROUS.

> lupine beans

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

i already ate some kidney beans (in veggie chili) and green beans (w/ feta & lemon, nom nom) at lunch. if i eat the lupine beans it will make for a beany trifecta and i do not know if that is wise.

in fact, i know it to be unwise.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPFFFFFFFFFFT!

eating them anyway.

I had a Starbucks veggie crunchwrap for lunch today. The bounty of NJ highwayland.

I've been at work for 24 minutes. Is it too early to bump this thread?

I've been here for two minutes, so certainly not.

Screw this, I'm going out again to buy myself a sugarbomb bun and a cuppa hot chocolate. Being an adult is brilliant!

It's not bad. Also not bad is the fact that no-one here seems to be interested in what work I'm doing, or if i'm doing any at all. They've introduced performance-based bonuses to my package but they're not as motivating as one might expect. I start looking for a new job tomorrow now.

What is the job, Nick?

The one I'm doing? It's internet marketing, of a kind. I've learned quite a lot and gained some valuable SEO experience but it was never the ideal job and when I took it 6 months ago I was in no position to be choosy - debts to sort out, rent to pay and no other offers on the table. I don't have those hanging over me anymore.

I've been here six months, which seems to be just about long enough, and the whole thing is seriously grating at this point. The commute is too long and too expensive, the work is beyond tedious and not as well paid as an equivalent position nearer to home, my colleagues, although not bad people, drive me round the bend on a daily basis.

I'm gonna contact the company that very nearly employed me before but decided to go for someone with more web 2.0 experience - which I now have - before I start properly shopping around.

I know work is work and I shouldn't be so moany but I'm not looking for a dream job - just a marginal improvement.

only 40 minutes left. SAVE ME!

Dude what the hell time is it there? It is 1:51 p.m. here. Texas. Oh god.

It's 3pm. But I come in at seven and 'work' til 3:30 with a half hour lunch, so 3:30 makes eight hours.

only 40 minutes left. SAVE ME!

Uh, why should I? If it were 8 AM then maybe...

Oh, so you'd save the guy on the shore who hasn't gone swimming yet, but the dude who's almost drowned already get's a 'why should I?'?

Thanks a LOT.

I CAN FEEL IT
COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

i just want to go home. there is an extra cat at my house and it's so crappy outside. thai food and beer? wine? bourbon?

Tell us yr weekend plans, Oily.

tonight - battlenerd galactidork and videogaming

tomorrow - not much, I think. Probably laundry. Sitting around the house watching videos, drawing, and smoking out. Possibly a walk around the lake to scope the layteez.

I need to get my SNES back from the buddies' house so I can contine my Mario 2 action.

and sunday?

that's a long way to plan ahead

This weekend, Liberty City will be painted red.

so jealous. this would be a perfect video game night.

So long SUCKERS! Thanks for the distraction.

Two and a half hours to go here. BLARGH.

Moi aussi.

about 45 mins. here, but it's the last hour rush. attorneys trying to get their motions in before we shut down. every friday!

after work, me and andrew are going camping with friends. CAN'T WAIT.

in between phone calls and attorneys showing up, i'm reading CivilWarLand in bad decline by George Saunders. WEIRD.

Work in two hours. Just paid my mongous gas bill, started White Noise this morning. Tonight I'm gonna play basketball!

Goodbye ilxors

Dude, my bosses need to stop beating each other up.

Wow, these motherfuckers need a weekend off.

Yikes, I read that as "my bosses need to stop beating each other off."

got some beerz for the train ride home!

It's not afternoon here just but I've already mentally checked out. Ho hum. SO BORED!