Worst Fourth Film In A Series

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the double date thing is obviously intended as Silver Age-style hijinks, similar to the good Superman vs. Bad Superman fight in III or spinning the earth backwards in time in I, it's just executed really badly.

(altho tbh I would probably be the lone fan of a Superman movie that was wall-to-wall Silver Age hijinks)

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 16:25 (nine years ago)

Superman gets turned into a baby, Lex Luthor tricks Lois into marrying him, Jimmy Olsen trapped on Bizarro planet, etc.

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 16:26 (nine years ago)

I would stan hard for a Supes movie with Mister Mxyzptlk as the villian, portrayed accurately and not by fucking Howie Mandel or whatever dude was just on "Supergirl."

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:27 (nine years ago)

I was shocked when I learned that Mister Mxyzptlk's introduction predated the Silver Age

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 16:32 (nine years ago)

but yeah

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 16:32 (nine years ago)

Superman gets turned into a baby, Lex Luthor tricks Lois into marrying him, Jimmy Olsen trapped on Bizarro planet, etc.

― Οὖτις, Friday, March 31, 2017 9:26 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no no i'd be way into this movie

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:34 (nine years ago)

Basically adapt any story depicted on http://superdickery.tumblr.com/ and watch the money roll in.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/f681d4194ae35dfd29bfeca37918b0b1/tumblr_mjj99ivz1T1r2ntbyo1_400.jpg

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:37 (nine years ago)

I'm all about Silver Age hikinks too - s'why I've never had any beef at all with the resolution of the first movie's plot. A good version of the double date scene could have been amazing, and one of the most Superman-ish things in any of the films. Oh well.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:39 (nine years ago)

http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfsr0xynh1r2ntbyo1_500.jpg

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:40 (nine years ago)

hahaha

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 16:40 (nine years ago)

good Superman vs. Bad Superman fight in III

btw i rewatched all the movies recently and this remains my favorite thing that happens in any of them

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:42 (nine years ago)

lol The King of Marbles

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:42 (nine years ago)

you can tell Bad Superman is Bad because he is unshaven

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 16:42 (nine years ago)

and he's drunk!

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:44 (nine years ago)

and the palette of his suit has darkened slightly

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:45 (nine years ago)

You can also identify Bad Superman by his tendency to straighten leaning towers.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:45 (nine years ago)

Superman, King of Pogs

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:45 (nine years ago)

and the palette of his suit has darkened slightly

he could almost fit into the Snyderverse

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:47 (nine years ago)

Really want to see grim-faced Henry Cavill sitting there shooting marbles.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:50 (nine years ago)

Dramatic slow-motion closeup of a big ol' aggie bouncing out of the circle.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:50 (nine years ago)

xxpost Well, there's a difference between Surly & Ornery Bad and Genocidal Fountain of Rage Bad.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:51 (nine years ago)

Drunken Cavill flicking peanuts through bar patrons' skulls.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:51 (nine years ago)

did Target Kid ever join the LOS?

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 16:57 (nine years ago)

Yeah, he replaced Wal-Mart Lad iirc.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 16:59 (nine years ago)

He has to modify the beer in order that he can get drunk, but after he sobers up there's still super beer in the taps, and everyone gets drunk and superpowers, leading to carnage and an opportunity to reflect.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 31 March 2017 17:00 (nine years ago)

Dramatic slow-motion closeup of a big ol' aggie bouncing out of the circle.

Oh yeah, I want to see Henry Cavill's big ol' aggie too.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Friday, 31 March 2017 17:00 (nine years ago)

Bad Superman blowing out the Olympic torch is some A-level trolling

Neanderthal, Friday, 31 March 2017 17:12 (nine years ago)

Snyder's Bad Superman puts the Olympic torch out in an orphan's face.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 17:14 (nine years ago)

(And the audience is confused because his behavior is largely indistinguishable from the ostensibly good version of Superman.)

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 17:15 (nine years ago)

"Ohhhh, I see, that first kid he brutally assaulted had parents."

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 17:15 (nine years ago)

only film u shd be discussing here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XViQa_lxzEo

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 March 2017 17:27 (nine years ago)

4th apes is the best apes

PURE, BEAUTIFUL OIL (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 31 March 2017 17:30 (nine years ago)

I don't understand what that clip is from. I don't see Caesar so I assume it's from the original, but I don't see Marky Mark either. Confused!

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 17:34 (nine years ago)

hard-pressed to say any of the POTA movies are actually good. the one w the nihilist nuke ending (II?) is certainly batshit enough to be called "interesting".

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 17:34 (nine years ago)

you and yr ceaseless rongness

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 March 2017 17:55 (nine years ago)

the initial Schaffner/Heston POTA is a blast, esp singing along with Jerry Goldsmith's score.

It's a planet of the apes!
Dirty filthy smelly apes!

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 March 2017 17:57 (nine years ago)

it's a chore to sit through imo

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 18:08 (nine years ago)

iconic final shot notwithstanding

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 18:08 (nine years ago)

original POTA is classic

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 31 March 2017 18:09 (nine years ago)

u r BANANAS, Shakey

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 March 2017 18:13 (nine years ago)

(although it's much more impressive on a theater screen, w/ those desert vistas shot by Leon Shamroy)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 March 2017 18:16 (nine years ago)

Original POTA boasts maybe the greatest shot in cinema history:

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/092009/1252480395_this_is_not_what_it_looks_like.gif

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 18:37 (nine years ago)

Gore Vidal script doctoring strikes again!

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Friday, 31 March 2017 18:44 (nine years ago)

heh

Οὖτις, Friday, 31 March 2017 18:44 (nine years ago)

I've always assumed that had to be intentional. Surely.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 18:46 (nine years ago)

lol yes.

not only does it look and sound great, it is very much classic sci fi. commenting on age and race and class and all kinds of social/political issues through the lens of THE FUTURE.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 31 March 2017 19:15 (nine years ago)

also kind of kick-started the pre-Star Wars era where all sci fi was dystopian commentary

thus necessitating the wookie

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 31 March 2017 19:16 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQAJFVV_h-U

écorché (S-), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 02:30 (nine years ago)

six months pass...

it's kind of a shame i limited myself to theatrical series because Leprechaun 4: In Space probably deserved some attention here.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 04:33 (eight years ago)

nuclear man 4eva

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 November 2017 02:37 (eight years ago)


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