why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

fries are starting to sound strangely erotic

xp

maybe that's why I did it, hint hint

luv gettin sex spanked in front of a stranger's child at the mcdonalds

Attractive man threw his kids fries on the ground, and spanked Paul Weller in the tube station at midnight..

there's probably a painting of that on the internet

pretty sure that meme was the plot of an ally mcbeal episode

[photo of man spanking child in macdonalds]

12. After years of fry throwing by children and horny women, many working class voters finally turned to spanking.

meaning was obvious, feigned obtusity always the weakest of arguments

But Onan knew that the child would be spanked; so whenever he ate at McDonalds, he threw his fries on the ground to get spanked by an attractive man.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/17621657_1477180388960214_5523191751946365379_o.png?oh=c915a1d8e02c067159eb0964335ac56e&oe=5952706F

I assume anyone dressed like that is a massive coke fiend.

I assume they're unlikely to teach me anything of value

blessedarethecheesemakers.gif

unintentional screenname synchronicty there

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode_(poem)

_______ liked this.
My Inappropriate Thoughts shared I'm a vindictive little BITCH's photo.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17629844_1485387761502527_8294739377769336491_n.jpg?oh=8345539c725ad552a557b855714833f5&oe=594C882E

https://hips.htvapps.com/htv-prod-media.s3.amazonaws.com/ibmig/cms/image/wapt/23978254-23978254.jpg

these colored status updates are the dumbest fucking things

http://i.imgur.com/g3EmOLE.png

The worst.

Yeah I don't know why people are doing those; it seems to elevate idle banter to meme or quote status. Which is great if your random daily thoughts are in fact profound, but it just looks silly otherwise.

Allergy season has arrived!
-Bob Marley

Was it in this thread that someone linked in a blog post about the epistemology of the shitpic?

It was a fairly long discussion about how no one takes a meme seriously if it looks clean. Because it hasn't been copied / cropped / compressed / overwritten, that must mean that no one has liked it enough to steal and rework it yet. So it must not be a very profound thought.

That's what I think of when I see those status updates. You're just saying what you had for breakfast; it's not an epic takedown or universal truth. Maybe if it was all covered with jpg artifact pixels, a bad attempt to clone over someone else's logo, and a stupid faux-copyright mark, THEN people would think it was profound.

Now I want to open a business where I make people's ordinary status updates look like beloved Xerox lore from the early 90s.

O found it

https://theawl.com/the-triumphant-rise-of-the-shitpic-e25d8e5af9bc

A pristine-looking meme engenders skepticism — “This can’t be that funny, it hasn’t been imperfectly replicated enough.” But when you see that blurry text, partially cut off by the top of the frame, and a heavily compressed picture of Kermit below… that’s when you know: This is gonna be a good-ass meme.

this is also good along similar lines https://medium.com/message/god-tier-facebook-moms-run-the-meme-game-1e56ef0d31ec

I hadn't seen these coloured things before but I saw my first one today:

http://i.imgur.com/YmP23AB.jpg

Punch yourself in the face!

is what you should tell that person...

http://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16508672_1706365246043978_5951179071054432702_n.jpg%3Foh%3D6238eca79ad54926864b5358a9664258%26oe%3D594C9A69

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b8/7f/83/b87f83f74b8e9b03eed26a78c4c0d4da.jpg

man 13 year old Prince was a savvy investor

thank god michael jordan became a billionaire shoe mogul, never would've made a name for himself otherwise

was a miracle that Jerry Reinsdorf saw him sitting in that Nike store and said "son, have you ever tried playing ball?", and the rest was history

imo it is 'punching down' to be making fun of the ppl who make these and you all should be ashamed of yourselves

did you go into a coma while posting in the Chappelle thread last week and wake up here 5 minutes ago?

did some research and sourced the meme to george soros

was he in the Beatles

yes but he's best known for his lucrative partnership with keds

Rubber Sole makes more sense now

imo it is 'punching down' to be making fun of the ppl who make these and you all should be ashamed of yourselves

― sleepingbag, Thursday, April 6, 2017 3:25 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

needs minion

https://twitter.com/seanboneill/status/849378960567914508

A+

Good, good

Sometimes it's punching down, sometimes not. Probably not punching down in so far as the person really means it, bad implications and all, as opposed to just phrasing something reasonable badly

https://twitter.com/artificaIly/status/734549533766606853

http://i.imgur.com/sEOjyBq.png

haha wow this one is spectacular
http://i.imgur.com/KgFbj5x.png

+80000 amen's in comment section

yeah but how many ignores?

Surprising to see Univers there but I can't IGNORE the lack of kerning.

a guy just printed out an email, scanned it, and sent me the scan. i gotta ask if he makes memes

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/cp0/e15/q65/p320x320/17522641_1903044239963472_5795335758146495588_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=ed1f45c9b5d99b0c6d24704f0f06f065&oe=5951ABBB

when I was young I thought that life was so logical

That dude, however, has no respect. I blame his kid's granddad.

Seeing the phrase 'disrespectful little shit' come up a lot in these memes, which you know, the willingness to reflexively describe a child using those terms whilst complaining about the lack of respect in society doth protest too much etc