A Box of __________ Shipped to Your House Each Month

they are hiring by the way, bay area people. health, dental, and vision!

http://www.mancrates.com/jobs

What sort of real man needs a crowbar to open a cardboard box?

"Wood being torn from wood"

was just about to quote that

the gasping sounds of pleasure as men tear wood from wood

There's nothing convenient about a sturdy, wooden Man Crate sealed firmly with ill-intentions. This crate will frustrate even the most patient of men to the brink of defeat. If he can break the crate before the crate breaks him, his heroism will be displayed, and his reward earned.

http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server3800/5b8ee/product_images/uploaded_images/mbc-mc-2016-2-11-about-us-2000px-9621.jpg?t=1458000310

is this thing like... a box that's difficult to open, but with "manly" items inside?

that's not a box... THIS is a box

It's not a box! It's a CRATE.

https://baconofthemonthclub.co.uk/?utm_source=facebook%20-%20CPC%20conversion&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=BOTM%20Fountain%20-%20Gourmet&utm_term=Gourmet&utm_content=baconlovers2

Might be peak ____ box of the month.

I was wrong.

https://cheeseposties.com/

oh my god

lol

lj beat you to it almost 2 years ago:

https://cheeseposties.com/

*forthright disgust*

― twunty fifteen (imago), Wednesday, September 23, 2015 7:12 AM (one year ago)

I am shamed

what is even more shameful is that cheeseposties.com still exists

trump is selling lootboxes now pic.twitter.com/GwNTTZLHB7

— gabagool: the movie (@jimpjorps) May 29, 2017

end of times shit for sure

'exclusive and vintage' = we got a warehouse full of election merch we gotta shift

This one actually seems like a worthy thing (science kits for children).

https://www.kiwico.com/?utm_source=Facebook-fb&utm_medium=SMM&utm_content=Mechanical+Bird+Square+-+April+2018&utm_term=Prospecting%3A+Conversionst&utm_campaign=FANS+-+Friends+of+Kiwi+Co+%26+Tinker+Crate

pretty sure my nieces get these, or at least a brand very close to it. i visited recently and they were playing w their different crafts crates. the younger one had a set that was felt butterfly wings she could decorate and wear like a cape, the older one had a curious makeshift tv setup that was a trio of RGB led lights and a semi-transparent screen you could drawn on w erasable marker that when all set up produced a cool reversed lofi projected image. she immediately started creating her own tv Naruto adventures =) def cool rainy day stuff for modern kids.

I’ve done this for my daughter and my nephew and they have both loved it. Highly recommend the Kiwi Crates. Very fun and great for a rainy day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSGDTE2UkRM

Build a calorie wall at the border.

"look at these little crackers" lol yeah we see ya

barrfff

https://postimg.cc/7fDy0V9B

https://i.postimg.cc/qM6MfD3d/Screen_Shot_2018-09-24_at_8.57.43_PM.png

Every month?!

https://alphabetbands.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/whats-in-the-box.jpg

We missed out on the subscription meat package they’ve been pushing over at Gizmodo & co. It’s some meat, plus two pounds of ground beef! Be the meat chef!

What if a Serial Killer delivered a package to your doorstep each month?

@ Hunt A Killer, we provide the answer to that question...

We send out monthly packages, and each one builds upon the other. Over time, you collect the evidence, build your theories and, if you can, solve the mystery before the fictional killer strikes again....

oh lol was the last revive also. just popped up in my FB feed and it's still a total wtf to me

i opted in here; they've been sold out since before last april. Get in and we can start a bean club thread!

https://www.ranchogordo.com/products/the-rancho-gordo-bean-club
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/04/23/the-hunt-for-mexicos-heirloom-beans

do you eat beans? would you like to see a new movie starring george wendt? do you eat beans with george wendt? would you like to see george wendt in a bean-eating movie?

god that's a deep cut

lol, a revival is due out this year i think.

https://i.imgur.com/TgyVJP5.jpg

"Oh, shit. Were you ever able to get the Hubbards to check our mail while we're out here?"

heh, my first thought too

https://i.imgur.com/1hcNYTR.png

fwiw I decided to do a trial of both stitch fix and trunk club bc I'm sick of clothes shopping both in store and online. Will report back.

Should be a service that orders all such boxes on your behalf, sends most shit back, and sends you the best of.

maybe could also add a pouch of clean urine to the "best of" box for your cocaine habit

7 shallow boxes of cat litter sent every monday. Each box would be biodegradable and embedded with Zanzibar gem seeds. You'd take yesterday's litter box to work to throw away in one of several hundred pots placed in the office, therby planting another beautiful zanzibar gem for the office.

I don't really foresee sticking with them as I don't need that much clothing. It's more like maybe an alternative approach to trying to get the 1-2 sweaters 2 pairs of pants and 2 shirts I could use this fall without just looking at the same three sites/brands again.

ok just saw my trunk club preview and already kinda thinking about dropping it. I guess it's just a bunch of full price stuff from nordstrom? The stuff they picked is fine but def on the pricey side -- I've never paid over like $80 for twill pants and they're suggesting pairs that cost $145 and $190. A lot of this stuff will also probably be available marked down in the winter sale in two months anyway, so I may just pass. Also they were going to include a pair of those dumbass Cole Haan spaceman dress shoes.

yeah, i think the trick there is you need a nordstrom's credit card. they waive the stylist fee but still charge you $190 for the pants.

I always wondered who actually subscribes to those “we pick out clothes for you” boxes ... it’s like the opposite of me

I feel like there's such a tiny chance they'd fit right! Every month would be an exercise to trooping to the post office to return 80% of it and hoping what got sent back was actually the right size.

Signed up for Birchbox earlier in the year and have been pleased with it. Wanted to get an overview of the grooming products out there, so sampler-sized products fit the bill. A handful have had excessive cologne or chemical (like Ajax) smells that I dislike, i.e. one clay deodorant that domintated my nose during the day, so they get tossed ASAP. Some repetition over the months, getting the same Jack Black or Kiehl's product twice, but not annoying.

Have found some good stuff that I've gone on to buy the full size products, like Ursa Major face wipes, Kiehl's Facial Fuel (cleanser), Proraso shaving cream, and Marvis toothpaste. The Marvis toothpastes are especially nice, Italian, and better textured than the US Crest/Colgate gels I normally buy. Actually feel my teeth squeak while brushing. Licorice, ginger mint, jasmine, etc - all not overpowering in taste. Bought the variety mid-size pack of 6, like them all, and will be deciding which full-size to follow up with, once those run out.

The Bespoke Post box looks interesting, but haven't subbed there.

I have the marvis karakum flavor (supposed to be orange juice and cardamom) and I wished it was more cardamom-y.

That sounds interesting! Amazon only showed the six kinds in that variety pack.