Trump's America, March 2017: Using His Inside VOICE

That would be almost Andy Kaufman level.

Also Ryan's postponed his second press conference of the day.

Here we go:

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/844991892857204736

Reuters: REPUBLICAN SENATORS BEING TOLD BY MCCONNELL THAT HOUSE NOT LIKELY TO VOTE ON HEALTHCARE BILL UNTIL MONDAY -SENIOR SENATE AIDE

yup https://twitter.com/BresPolitico/status/844992927671693313

What will change over the weekend?

huh, i thought they wanted to hold a vote today 🙄

Trump's replacement ACA plan just leaked:
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1566013.1388805409!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/horse4n-2-web.jpg

now that Dontcare is done for the day... i missed until now that Mensch & Co believe Russia set up Anthony Weiner's last sexting lapse, lol.

catfished iirc

You GOTTA click the link and see the video.

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/844995773838315520
As health care vote gets scrapped for tonight, here's Trump in a big rig on the White House driveway honking the horn & pretending to drive

You ever start laughing and screaming at the same time

omg !!

God, so many missed opportunities in moments like that. Just let him drive the big rig! Please! What's the worst that could happen, I ask you?!

That's a pretty small pool of dullards there.

On CNN Senior White House official now saying the vote will be tomorrow morning. lol

I'm sitting here watching that going "man, look at all of those delighted white people" and then the camera zooms waaaaay out and includes Omarosa standing 100 ft in the back and I'm just thinking that if this was a scene in a fictional movie, people would bag on the script and director for being so heavy-handed with the subtext.

if i'm trump i take away everyone's health care but my kids and grandkids, because fuck you america -- i'm the boss!

I so hope this is true:

https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/status/844999252694708224

Trump still doesn't know the vote was cancelled

add to the pile

I feel like that Trump-in-the-truck footage is gonna be part of the all-time politicians-self-owning clip reel, like Dukakis in the tank or George W Bush saying "Now watch this drive."

xxp hahaha

Oh fuck, and there's a photo that's even better (apologies for size):

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7oKoonXgAEfrQf.jpg

"There. Got it out."

from the Time interview

Trump: And then TIME magazine, which treats me horribly, but obviously I sell, I assume this is going to be a cover too, have I set the record? I guess, right? Covers, nobody’s had more covers.

Time: I think Richard Nixon still has you beat. But he was in office for longer, so give yourself time.

Trump: Ok good. I’m sure I’ll win.

Oh and

https://twitter.com/hunterschwarz/status/844999454692425728

The president is wearing a button that says "I ❤️ TRUCKS"

The hilarious thing is Ryan can't go to Dems for votes on this at all, he's back where Boehner was.

hoisted on his own petard, as it were

i like that the time cover manages to call him a liar without showing his face or his name

never heard of the Tuesday Group ('moderate' Repugs) before today.

Maybe Yam wd resign if he got the Burt Reynolds role in a Smokey & the Bandit reboot

Do you think Trump gets a Hess truck every Christmas? I bet that's exciting for him.

I'd assume that "I'm sure I'll win" remark was a kind of self-deprecating joke if it came from anybody else, anybody who wasn't pure self-regard

so what's goin on?

Vote in the House indefinitely "postponed"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7oOud4U8AAWzyW.jpg:small

can someone photoshop some vomit into that one

no need

I'm honestly amazed Ryan et al can't even face save right. I'm not saying that I WANT them to, but I would have figured they had some inkling.

Ryan is such an ideologue that he's probably completely shocked that people aren't falling over themselves in praise of this bill

that's not how you spell "idiot"

Absolutely perfect:

https://twitter.com/darth/status/845006333984161792

That's his toilet face too

It's every face. Pity Melania, she has seen it often.

the hands are killing me

^^^

like literally

my blood is on those hands

avenge me

Trump just appointed another rich friend to head up his infrastructure project:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/MaterCars.jpg

for everyone who was worried about the normalization of a trump white house: yeah, still not normal.

Can somebody with time photoshop him onto one of those little coin operated cars you'd see outside of supermarkets?

New Yorker already got that covered

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/blitt.car-final.gif

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7oOud4U8AAWzyW.jpg:small
https://68.media.tumblr.com/26d1a751413648efca98df35fb67f6e0/tumblr_nqj8wxph2u1s2wio8o1_500.gif