Executive producer of "Carlito's Way": Ortwin Freyermuth
One-time postmaster of Fanwood, NJ (where I once rented a PO Box): Elvoid A. ChristmasHis wife: Mellie ChristmasTheir children: Nellie, Kevin, Shalonda(Yes)
They must be Mormons, I decided after seeing the Utah Baby Namer page.
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 23 March 2017 04:13 (nine years ago)
https://id.linkedin.com/in/jeffrosenberg-tan-14b6b43
Friend's ex-bf: 'B3nny B00g3rs' (not uncommon Belgian name I know). Also user haitch linked me to: http://backpagefootball.com/the-curious-case-of-marco-boogers/21422/
― écorché (S-), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 02:52 (nine years ago)
Cameron Champ
― imago, Friday, 16 June 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)
Richarlison
― imago, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)
Tiny Kox, the head of the parliament’s socialist delegation, insisted Agramunt’s future would not hamper the investigation.
― Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 09:41 (eight years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 09:52 (eight years ago)
Tiny's pronounced "Tinny" but yeah I've chuckled thinking how his name would be perceived abroad...
― willem, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)
Tinny's not that much better, tbh
― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)
Now, "Woody Cox," that's a name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg
just popping in to irksomely voice my distaste for bumps of this thread that involve names which are simply scurrilous or which otherwise anglicise humorously. this is abysmal real names. please try to get it.
― imago, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)
No wonder no-one posts to this thread anymore.
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)
Jizz Hornkamp
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 12 January 2018 13:56 (eight years ago)
Corb Lund
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 12 January 2018 22:37 (eight years ago)
counterpoint: jizz hornkamp is good not bad
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 January 2018 23:10 (eight years ago)
At a bank where I worked we had "Shona Dick" in the card files.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 13 January 2018 04:42 (eight years ago)
there is a tennis player called Tennys ffs
― #TeamHailing (imago), Thursday, 18 January 2018 19:02 (eight years ago)
take it to the nominative determinism thread
― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 January 2018 20:02 (eight years ago)
Ant Bacon
― ogmor, Friday, 19 January 2018 13:03 (eight years ago)
Horst Overdick.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 February 2018 12:55 (eight years ago)
CMSgt Steve Cum and CMSgt Adam "Troy" McComb payed a special visit to @GerogeMasonUniversity to attend the commencement and graduation of the Air Force Enlisted to Medical Degree program graduates. The graduates' next stop is medical school! pic.twitter.com/glF9fjeZFg— Air Force Medicine (@USAFHealth) May 17, 2018
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:38 (eight years ago)
no
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:50 (eight years ago)
rising London-based cricketer Will Jacks
― imago, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:13 (eight years ago)
Local baptist pastor m@tt lillicr@p
― Elonio Grimesci (wins), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:27 (eight years ago)
Chase Knobbe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Manor
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 17:07 (seven years ago)
Jennifer Dypw1ck
Dying rn.
― Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:45 (seven years ago)
I encountered the last name 'Titsworth' for the first time yesterday.
― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:30 (seven years ago)
Splinter de Mooij
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 13 August 2018 18:31 (seven years ago)
"The US ambassador to Myanmar, Scot Marciel, said the decision was “deeply troubling”. Dan Chugg, Britain’s ambassador to Myanmar, said he was extremely disappointed by the verdict."
― Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:48 (seven years ago)
I recall a substitute teacher coming through the halls of the primary school I used to work in whose surname was "Bigrigg." It didn't help that she was definitely on the heavyset side of the spectrum.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 18:58 (seven years ago)
I had a substitute teacher named Suzanne DullMs Dull to us
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:29 (seven years ago)
Correction -- she was a student teacher not a sub
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:30 (seven years ago)
In catholic grade school, Father Krapfl.
― Briania, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:33 (seven years ago)
until last year there was a teacher at my son's school literally named Miss Bootywrong thread tho obv
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 September 2018 08:54 (seven years ago)
lol was she apprentice to Miss Thang?
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 September 2018 15:05 (seven years ago)
Was watching a Truffaut film this afternoon and came across a Philippe Leotard
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0529645/
― koogs, Thursday, 6 September 2018 23:35 (seven years ago)
I was not aware until this morning that 'Hawdon' was a real last name possessed by real and very unfortunate people.
― Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 12:56 (seven years ago)
Buffy WicksJovanka Beckles
― DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 3 November 2018 20:01 (seven years ago)
AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 4 November 2018 01:27 (seven years ago)
Brown Ferguson
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:25 (seven years ago)
^ And it's not a reference to two famous racial segregation cases decided by the Supreme Court? Also weird because Michael Brown was shot & killed in Ferguson, MO.
― Josefa, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:58 (seven years ago)
gill-ermo del toro
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)
xp. it's a scottish guy, born in 1981, so completely unrelated
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 00:02 (seven years ago)
Brown Ferguson sounds like it should have a really NSFW Urban Dictionary entry
― Dan I., Sunday, 11 November 2018 01:06 (seven years ago)
Delissa Kimmince
― imago, Saturday, 17 November 2018 17:59 (seven years ago)
j0hn cockad@y
― We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 December 2018 14:21 (seven years ago)
Keeps the doctor away, so I hear.
― all lite up and very romatic (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 December 2018 14:30 (seven years ago)
Baroness Garden of Frognal
― my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)
can some of you pls just start 'prurient real names' already
― imago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:22 (seven years ago)
Josh Groban
― imago, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)
Justi*n Sukup (must have been tough in grade school)
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 19:14 (seven years ago)