local businesses with horribly formed "names"

wonder if somewhere there's a business that fixes dented cars called Coinky Dinks?

Quincy Dental = coincidental (if the previous comment wasn't enough).

it's clever because it's just an accident that it works as a pun

exactl

Ok it's not really their fault, but: http://yolohospice.org

lol
It was either that or Last Sacramento hospice.

http://m.callbrownies.com/

:/

https://www.muzzies.co.uk/

https://preview.ibb.co/fuUp35/IMG_2100.jpg

This place just opened in my neighborhood:
http://icenyicecream.com/

Can't really figure out what they're going for with the spacing, and the ICE in all caps makes me think of immigration raids.

There's also a coming soon business on the same street called "SNOWY ROSY"

I-CE-NY's logo looks like a snail

Not the business name, but on their web site:

"Join us on Thursday nights for live jazz beginning at 8:00 p.m., and live music Friday and Saturday nights starting at 9pm."

admirably maintaining the jazz vs music divide

I think they're going for "I see New York". Maybe trying to get their name in with London and France?

keep meaning to mention a place that seemed to be opening up near me, with a banner in the window advertising themselves as
DOGSTRAINING WALKS. The color changed from light blue to lavender between "DOGS" and "TRAINING" but it was hard not to read it differently. I wanted to take a photo for this thread, but the next time I walked by the banner was gone. Now it's an empty storefront with a few chairs and miscellaneous tossed-about flotsam (including the crumpled banner) visible through the glass.

Not horribly formed but I pass this cafe every day to and from work and the significance of the name is that it's directly opposite Pentonville Prison...

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LRHMB8TzQRo/V0hmPIbmqvI/AAAAAAAAL-Q/4Xe6ZEjt3uoGij5i7hW-xEdByb94XAz5gCLcB/s1600/calrdbreakouts.jpg

... and, in case anyone hadn't made the connection, they've recently changed the sign so that the O in Breakout is now two prison bars being pulled apart.

(actually, pretty good)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-RoGxlUIAAOEEs.jpg

lol would hire if i had a yard

Kale Me Crazy is opening soon

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bv_gHqaIUAEvNoO.jpg

This is the most banal store name I've seen in the past year.

http://i.imgur.com/5Mc54Dv.png

May be national but this billboard is bland af

http://i68.tinypic.com/qsnqdv.jpg

sounds like a right wing think tank

https://twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/856983613753229312

LOL Ayrshire.

Can't beat this deal!

http://i65.tinypic.com/20sx8g6.jpg

hard to read but this is a soapy's choice car wash in rio linda, ca:

https://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/BW9lRf4QLvau1d7LyT-OvQ/ls.jpg

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS A THIRD OPTION???"

http://i.imgur.com/5UkNoYA.jpg

critical reception: chilly at best

https://www.yelp.com/biz/soapys-choice-rio-linda-2

Lol pplains i was perusing a similar joke

http://www.youvegotmaids.com

it's not strictly a business but there's a local entertainer called 'russell sprout'

In the course of my job, I regularly find myself asking, 'is there some sort of governmental mandate that all daycare facilities and preschools are named by Marilyn Manson?' LITTLE KIDDIES. PEEK-A-BOO. CUDDLE TIME. BELLYRUBS. Okay, that last one was a doggie daycare, but still.

'soapy's choice' has been haunting me since pplains posted it, i'd love a longform oral history of how that name came to be

tbf, it was a repost of wmlynch's right above. I was just the one who decided it should be bigger.

soapy's choice was mentioned to me at a bachelor party and i immediately thought of this thread. we were trying to figure out if these people had just heard the title out there and had no idea what it was (but like look it up or something), or if they were just total sociopaths.

Saw a cupcake caterer van advertsing ARTESIAN CUPCAKES

to be fair it looked to be a middle-eastern company and something obv got lost in translation

but mr veg and i enjoyed pondering the possibilities of delicious cupcakes buried deep under the earth's surface just waiting to be tapped

I have an idea whose cupcake business that might have been

I found a place that makes artesian challah

hahaha kinder i was thinking the same thing

local businesses with horribly formed "desserts"

"Know Better" Realty here in Calgary - which works on one level, and is a terrible name for a business on at least two others.

i prefer cartesian (cup, cakes)

http://i.imgur.com/sbkVlVe.jpg

local Pierogi business

Little Polish DUMPLINGS!.

the fuck?

DUMPLINGS!

Sorry, been awhile since I've stumbled across a macro.