why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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reasonable

Moodles, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:21 (nine years ago)

*boggles*

That is so literally the opposite of what I would call either side I cant wrap my head round it.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:51 (nine years ago)

everyone seeks to divide. no one seeks to unite.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 03:58 (nine years ago)

capitalism is literally based on people being bad, read one Adam Smith

this feels like a "me vs other girls" meme

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 10:45 (nine years ago)

more like dumb-o-crats

why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 10:58 (nine years ago)

smug alert

http://i67.tinypic.com/1115ora.jpg

i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 04:30 (nine years ago)

There would probably be more shushing. Possibly some microfiche abuse.

Moodles, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:04 (nine years ago)

farts would have more room to escape

i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:05 (nine years ago)

True, but no one can hear you fart when your in the club.

Moodles, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:06 (nine years ago)

*you're

Moodles, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:06 (nine years ago)

^needs library

i am also Tombot (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 05:11 (nine years ago)

str8 masturpiece

niels, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 11:33 (nine years ago)

I keep inviting people to the table of my life, nobody wants to come.

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 23 March 2017 10:45 (nine years ago)

https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/050c43f16acc2b203563c5dae6d4a38d2763c0-wm.jpg?v=3

millwallreptile (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 March 2017 21:08 (nine years ago)

seems like a pretty chill guy

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Friday, 24 March 2017 21:09 (nine years ago)

trying to work out if that's a Freud watch

millwallreptile (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 March 2017 21:11 (nine years ago)

sick of these recipe videos

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202017-03-24%20at%203.08.36%20PM_zpsefhl7hmo.png

nomar, Friday, 24 March 2017 22:10 (nine years ago)

The raccoon ones are ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-3LD1JRmuc

takin care of bismuth (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 March 2017 23:19 (nine years ago)

I just want to say that my life does not resemble a table. kthxbye.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 25 March 2017 03:00 (nine years ago)

on my facebook today...

https://pics.onsizzle.com/unfuck-yourself-be-who-youwere-before-all-that-stuff-happened-3659456.png

scott seward, Monday, 27 March 2017 01:57 (nine years ago)

what if I was a garbage 5 year old

Neanderthal, Monday, 27 March 2017 01:58 (nine years ago)

feel like its some ancient ur-meme that will be passed down from generation to generation. there are a million versions of it.

scott seward, Monday, 27 March 2017 02:00 (nine years ago)

yeah, some of "that stuff that happened" was totally my fault.

scott seward, Monday, 27 March 2017 02:01 (nine years ago)

Cool to think that might pop up in the feeds of ppl who have been victims of sexual assault

why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 27 March 2017 07:47 (nine years ago)

that is one of the worst structured sentences i've ever seen

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:20 (nine years ago)

damn

these last two are among the worst things i've seen on this thread

nomar, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:21 (nine years ago)

it's possible to read that as the kid throws the fries, the attractive man throws the fries or Mr. McDonald throws the fries
it is also possible to read that as the narrator throwing their fries or their kid on the ground

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:22 (nine years ago)

I agree that all those readings are there. But I believe that the intended meaning is: "I threw my fries on the ground in order to get the attractive man to spank me."

Because otherwise it's very difficult to get an attractive man to spank you.

been there, not done that (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:46 (nine years ago)

Thought spanking had been replaced by social media

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:49 (nine years ago)

Yeah I read that as the attractive man dumping his fries and then spanking his kid which I admit did make me laugh

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 18:49 (nine years ago)

i saw an attractive man throw his kid on the ground, starving, hysterical naked so i threw my attractive man on the ground too and yes i said yes i will yes

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:45 (nine years ago)

I have eaten
the fries
that you threw on
the ground

and which
you were probably
spanking
your kid for

Forgive me
they were delicious
so dirty
now spank me

emil.y, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:51 (nine years ago)

^

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:56 (nine years ago)

I saw the attractive man of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
spanking his kid at McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, etc., etc.

Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:58 (nine years ago)

I'm just repeating jokes someone else already made, what a day...

Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:59 (nine years ago)

I need a break

Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 19:59 (nine years ago)

repeating something someone else has done tends to result in spanking tbf

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:00 (nine years ago)

fries are starting to sound strangely erotic

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:02 (nine years ago)

xp

maybe that's why I did it, hint hint

Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:06 (nine years ago)

luv gettin sex spanked in front of a stranger's child at the mcdonalds

qualx, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:17 (nine years ago)

Attractive man threw his kids fries on the ground, and spanked Paul Weller in the tube station at midnight..

Mark G, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:18 (nine years ago)

there's probably a painting of that on the internet

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:22 (nine years ago)

pretty sure that meme was the plot of an ally mcbeal episode

nomar, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:23 (nine years ago)

[photo of man spanking child in macdonalds]

12. After years of fry throwing by children and horny women, many working class voters finally turned to spanking.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 20:47 (nine years ago)

meaning was obvious, feigned obtusity always the weakest of arguments

Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 22:52 (nine years ago)

But Onan knew that the child would be spanked; so whenever he ate at McDonalds, he threw his fries on the ground to get spanked by an attractive man.

“Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Thursday, 30 March 2017 03:28 (nine years ago)

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/17621657_1477180388960214_5523191751946365379_o.png?oh=c915a1d8e02c067159eb0964335ac56e&oe=5952706F

I assume anyone dressed like that is a massive coke fiend.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 March 2017 09:07 (nine years ago)


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